BestJavs

BestJavs.com

    I am still trying to find out which JAV site rocks the most and then I get to find out that there’s a JAV site that thinks it has won the best JAV site competition already. The nerve!

    The site in question calls itself BestJavs and that is a domain name I should have picked up and registered like 2 plus decades ago and made a killing selling this century for 7 figures. Oh well!

    Here’s my BestJavs.com review. It could well be my best yet, so I ain’t gonna tell you to read it and weep with glee as usual since you gonna do that by yourself anyway!

Only The Best Get Plowed Right!

    The best things in life are either too expensive to be readily acquired in good quantity or liable to kill you stone dead! And that fact applies to slits of the sort that lies between the long legs of the female species.

    Some of the ones I want either belong to celebs and it would cost too much to tempt them with gold and a handful of Bitcoin to sit on my face and kind of let me chew a piece off their ovaries! And some of the slits I want are dangerous because I have no idea which dirty prick has been recently nutting in them and rinsing them out with sperm-loaded jism! Yeah, it is a dangerous and expensive world out there for guys like me!

    Anyway, BestJavs.com has a striking website design. It uses black as the background color and a lighter color would have made the whole site pop better, but that is just my opinion.

    There’s a site logo at the top left of the page and a search bar at the far right, with tabs aplenty to be seen. The search bar is not advanced and enlisting its help to look for cute JAV poon is speedily done, but a deeper dive into subjects is not something it is capable of.

    This Japanese porn site has a nice feature- extra-large content thumbnails. These are square and are almost as big as the bubble butt on my favorite celeb who must remain unmentioned and there are 3 of them on each row.

    The titles pasted on each thumbnail are long enough to wrap yourself with though and most will sound senseless to native English speakers. Scrolling down the page causes these content thumbnails to constantly refresh. At the bottom of the site homepage is a brief About Us, DMCA, Terms and Conditions, and social media links, with the latter letting you follow this JAV site on Facebook, Vimeo, Google+, and VKontakte.

    The main tabs I talked about are actually a combination of tabs and sorting options. These are Home, JAV English Sub, Julia, Mom, Aunt, Milk, Teacher, and Fuck These Girls. The latter will take you off-site to where you might be able to pick up chicks willing to subject themselves to a cock impalement, while the other tabs do what they say on the tin and load content that matches their title.

    No category, model, or tag page/tab can be seen. There’s not even an option to sort censored from uncensored content,, or check out the latest, most popular, and top-rated content. Anyway, genitalia is typically censored here and having an unobstructed look at a female vagina or a nodding dick is just about impossible.

Best JAV Slit Shuttered By Ranging Cock!

    For a site named BestJavs, the user experience is not that good. Sure, everything is clearly labeled and content is easy to browse through, but there simply aren't enough sorting options to filter out the wheat from the chaff and hook you up with the kind of content you are determined to see.

    The content image thumbnails here have just an overlong title, with further information only being given when you click to play them. This further information consists of the number of views, the name of the actress featured in the movie, and the series the movie belongs to, with dates not being listed anywhere. Due to this, I really can’t say how much content the site hosts and how frequently new stuff makes its way into BestJavs.com.

    However, the content here is full-length, as expected of any self-respecting JAV site. Playback options are extremely limited though and video quality has to be around 360p or even less. Adjusting this is impossible and there are no direct video downloads.

    Sample video titles include Naked Housekeeper Hitomi, Ejaculations With No End To The Ultra-Busty 3 Sisters, Hell Demons, and Mari 148cm. The latter video shows what appears to be a girl in her very early teens. I can’t guess her real age, but she looks impossibly young and cute.

    She does remind me a lot of Mini Stallion, but is far more beautiful, and fresher-faced. Incidentally, I have no idea why that Mini Stallion slut hasn't yet been split apart by a BBC, just like you would split rotten wood with an ax! But you just gotta admire her bravery in tangling with all those anacondas that appear big enough to swallow her alive and shoot her sinew and bones hundreds of meters into the air!

    So, the Mari 148 cm video was filled with scenes of her eating dick and being fucked in enough positions to make your head whirl. She looked far too young for me to even think about wanking to her content, though she must be an adult. I guess tiny and petite sluts aren’t really my thing.

    The Naked Housekeeper Hitomi video on the other hand was miles better. It was captioned in English and filled with enough breast action to sate jug-loving fappers like yours truly! Japan must be a more breastful nation than I thought!

What I Think of BestJavs

    I am sorry but we are in the 21st century. So, the only way I am watching low-res porn videos with pixelated genitalia is if I am being threatened with a handheld naval cannon and a tomahawk! So, I am gonna pass on this site and you should do the same.