AZNude

AZNude.com

    AZNude sounds like the kind of site where you can learn everything there’s to know about the nude human body, with that course being taught by a biology professor who can bore a turd back into a clenched asshole! Fellas like that often look like they get a single handjob per year, but y’all better keep an eye on them because they tend to be into copulating with creepy corpses when it is not even Halloween!

    Anyway, here is my AZNude review. Read it and weep from the beginning to the cum-slick end!

Strip From The A To The Z!

    AZNude looks sleek and classy. This is not your usual porn site and it bears noting that rather than deep fakes of celebrities, it hosts content taken from movies and stuff that has been previously leaked. Thus, if your favorite celeb was ever in a movie in which she had to show her tits or do a sex scene, you can find that sex scene, as well as leaks of hers from her hacked social media accounts on this site.

    As I was saying, AZNude.com looks like a slick piece of fine ass, of the sort that you take on vacation to Monaco and fuck on a private jet, rather than the local types you take to the back of the delicatessen and drill in their crusty assholes! The site logo is at the top left and is positioned next to a basic search bar. The top middle of the page has a Categories link with a pull-down menu that allows access to such categories as Lesbian, Bush, Real Sex, and Bikini. Over at the right is the Join for Free, Login, and Browse buttons, with the latter rocking a pull-down menu that lets you browse images, videos, celebs, movies, tags, playlists, and stories.

    Perhaps the most noticeable thing about the AZNude.com homepage is the blurry image of a couple on it. Them fuckers are advertising the live cam part of this site and while that’s neat, having such a big ad on the AZNude homepage is kinda disrespectful to viewers.

    And while we are on the subject of the most noticeable stuff here, I better mention that below the main tabs and buttons on the top of the site homepage is arrayed the entire English alphabet. No, that stuff is not there to teach you wankers how to read. It is actually for content-sorting purposes. So, if you click on A, a page will load on which there’s every celeb, movie, tag, and story featured on AZNude with names starting with A. That rocks.

    Now, it takes a while to get through everything on the AZNude.com homepage. The main tabs alone, plus the AZLive ad occupies the entire PC screen, and you gotta scroll down to see the rest of the stuff that’s on the homepage.

    Scrolling down gets you access to a selection of recently uploaded content, trending content, trending celebs, and editors' picks. The latter refers to those celebrities the admin here has a hard-on for and includes the likes of Katy Perry, Rihanna, Beyonce, Nicki Minaj, Angelina Jolie, Miley Cyrus, and Jennifer Lopez. There are incidentally topless images of Beyonce in her story section and they deserve a few minutes of entranced staring by those of you who have never seen her tits and have for most of your lives been dreaming of sucking those full and juicy fuckers dry!

    All in all, AZNude has a homepage that screams class and style, but it takes a while to learn how things work here and a good number of fellas won’t stay around that long to learn the ins and outs of this and any other site. That makes it important that any site be really easy to use from the get-go.

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    So, signing up for free here took me a couple of minutes and the blame must be laid at the feet of an AI that was unfairly convinced that the password I wanted to use in creating my account was too short to be safe. Fuck that! Good thing the Terminator will soon blow all AIs out of the ether, taking care to give Skyfall a good kick in the ass of course!

    The biggest advantage of becoming a member of this site is that you can start uploading celeb content of your own. Members can also rate content and add stuff to their list of favorites.

    Now, Selena Gomez was at the time of this review the top trending celeb on AZNude. There’s a ton of her stuff here, from shows like Only Murders In The Building, The Dead Don’t Die, Fetish, Marie Claire, The Fundamentals of Caring, In Dubious Battle, The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (2015), Inside Amy Schumer, and Selena Gomez- Good for You. In these and more, you can see her in varied states of unclothedness. Her Story section is also exhaustive and includes titles like Selena Gomez Sexy Seen Posing Topless While On Holiday and Selena Gomez Bath. There’s a topless image of her in the first story mentioned and it keeps surprising me just how big her rack is.

    First in the Trending Movies section is none other than House of Dragons. You should check it out if you are yet to watch the show, but want to see Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen making love to a dick that’s assuredly not your own!

    Videos here are short of course and images aren’t of eye-popping quality. Daily updates are standard and there are almost 6K pages of content here, which is not something you are allowed to turn up your nose at.

What I Think Of AZNude

    AZNude is impressive at a lot of levels. Its content is thorough, wide, interesting, and entertaining and this makes it a site every celeb wanker needs to bookmark if they want to see their favorite celeb pussy in action!