AstalaVR

AstalaVR.com

    You are currently locked in for my Astalavr.com review and you are gonna wanna read it to the end because the info you’ll get will save lives. Sure, it’ll be your wanking lives but that still counts, doesn’t it?

    If you are one of those people that have sworn off sex in real life and you would rather beat and fight with your meat many times because of the virtual reality women in VR porn then you’re the future of wanking and you’re still gonna want to read this review to the end.

Sliding My Meat Into Astalavr!

    I got on the homepage ready to slide my meat into all the holes and crevices this site possesses for my pleasure and for the noble cause of finding out if their site isn’t worth a sack of crusty pre-cum. Their white background theme wasn’t the best choice to impress me but hopefully, their other features would have to make up for it. My meat was ready to penetrate even more.

    The videos that were displayed were under a section named “Being Watched Right Now :)” I would’ve preferred if they displayed their best content instead. That way I would have been more impressed when I got on this site. I’ll just try to check out the ones on their homepage and see if they’re decent. There was a lot of diverse content ranging from a titjob from a blonde to videos of Japanese girls sucking pixelated dicks.

    There was a lot of Japanese content so you’ll feel right at home if you’re one of those people that can’t get over Asian tight pussies and their doll-like faces. All their videos were rated by previous fappers and none I had seen was up to 90 percent. Damn, these guys are so elitist. Maybe this site is used mostly by the judges that work for The Oscars, Grammys, and every other high-brow award wankers.

    Each video on their homepage lets you know if it is 60fps and if you’ll be allowed a 180-degree view. That makes sense to me so before you dive in and wear that uncomfortable VR headset you’ll get to know if you can see past her butthole and pussy if the POV is of a guy giving a girl back shots. So far, the only issue I have is the pixelated privates that the Japanese videos feature a lot.

Cum Check Out More Of Astalavr

    There is a section called ‘Trending Videos’. This is where you’ll find more videos that their previous jerkers have decided to collectively jack their meat to. Sometimes, the content is indeed worthy of so much meat beating but some other times the content looks like it should be hidden and stuffed into the butthole of a dolphin and set off into the sea so we may never see it again.

    ‘Most Popular Videos’ is the section that I had been looking for all this time because I was genuinely curious to see what exactly their best videos look like. Would I be impressed enough to give them a dick salute, would they truly have decent content? All those kinds of thoughts were running through my mind and I finally got to see for myself.

    It was certainly better than the other sections because the virtual reality video of a Japanese girl that was posted there had no pixelated privates and the girl was happily playing with a chew toy of a dick. Even the girls seemed hotter and I was hypnotized and seduced into choosing a video here to be the one I chose as my lawfully wedded wank partner.

    I chose a video of 3 wet bitches sucking off a dude. I liked the POV and enjoyed the video even though an Ad was shown to me before the video played. They gave me the option to connect the video with a VR cardboard. The video was 25 minutes long and as much as I wanted to stay there watching them extract and share bodily fluids, I had other important things to do for y’all’s sake. I checked some more and saw that you’ll be able to find similar videos recommended to you.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Astalavr

    I was impressed with this site and I’ll be honest, I might be visiting again when my balls are full and need emptying. The features here are all sophisticated while also easy for a fapper who has never watched VR porn in his life. Their content was a lot and you’ll find diversity when you need to give your dick a cultural tour. The site gets a recommendation from me!