ApornTV

ApornTV.com

     You know, I have spent a fair number of years on this round ball of rock and energy they call earth. I have wined and dined, gotten drunk and high, dived into pussies sweet and bitter, and never been more shocked than when I clicked on the ApornTV website!

    Yeah, no matter how unshockable you might think you are, ApornTV has stuff that will get your jaw hitting the floor with steady regularity. It has bestiality, plus the sort of unimaginable sex clips that could keep the devil awake all night, sorrowfully shaking his head at the folly of men!

    Well, here’s my ApornTV review. I will be taking the hottest bath I can bear soon as I finish this review!

Animals Like No Other!

    As homepages go, ApornTV has a very unremarkable-looking one. Actually, the site design is a little dated, but enough for the purpose. Black is the background color and this gives the website a faintly sinister air.

    The top right of the page has login and registration tabs, plus an upload tab for members. Membership is free and all you have to do is to choose a username and the sex you identify as, plus a password. You also must agree to this, and that and input your email. Easy peasy.

    A search bar is located at the top right of the page. And you can use this to search through the videos or member list. The site logo takes up space at the top left of the page and a little way below it are the Top Rated, Most Viewed, Longest, Most Discussed, Community, Sex Cam, and Porn Games tabs. Got a little time? Then let’s go through these tabs one by one.

    The Porn Games tab is a direct gateway for Hentai Heroes. The Sex Cam tab on the other hand takes you right to the ApornTV sex cam site full of pretty females dying to hear you tell them to fuck themselves six ways to Jerusalem! The Community tab does just what it suggests, taking you to the site community where you can meet ApornTV members and make merry friends with them. Folks in the community can be sorted by the sex they identify as, which makes things easier.

    As for the Top Rated, Most Viewed, Longest, and Most Discussed tabs, these tabs are there for content sorting. But then I don’t need to tell you horny fellas that, do I? If I really have to say what the 4 aforementioned tabs are all about, then I fear that all your brains have dribbled out of your cocks!

Killing Content

    You might have noticed that I didn’t mention a category tab. Well, that’s cos there isn’t any. However, at the far left of all pages on ApornTV is a long list of clickable categories like Babe, BBW, BDSM, Gay, Granny, Lesbian, POV, Scato, and Zoophilia.

    Before I go any further though, I need to know how strong your stomach is. And no, I am not asking you that because I want to shoot a cannon at your belly, but because ApornTV has some pretty hardcore content. I am talking about ladies sucking off a horse, fucking mules, dogs and horses, and guys doing the same. Sure, there’s plenty of normal stuff here, but there’s also a lot of intense shit that can make you lose your lunch!

    Sample content titles on the homepage include Sexy MILF Grinds Hard On His Dick Cowgirl Style, Bound Girl Struggles, And Cries As She Tries To Escape, Threesome Hot Porn With Hot Sluts, and Lady In Mask Having Animal Sex With Dog Cock. Video thumbnails all have a title, approval rating, runtime, and the number of views listed. You can also hover your cursor on a video thumbnail to make it play.

    I am not all that sure how much content is on this extreme tube site. I went to all of 242 pages before I got tired and gave up. But I would guess there are tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of content on ApornTV, all of which are meant to drive the most cum out of your system!

    Anyway, for some reason, some content on the homepage is in French. Why I have no idea. Once clicked on, videos load fast and play well, but the quality is invariably piss-poor. More, I could find no indication at all as to how often content is uploaded.

    One of the videos I watched was titled Athletic Bitch Is Shitting And Stimulating Her Clitoris In The Living Room. This had 490 views, was 2:24 minutes long, and can give you a stroke if you focus too hard on what’s going on!

What I Think

    Ever taken a shit and felt so much better that you want to cram your poop back in your ass and shit it out afresh? That’s just how I feel about ApornTV! Its content is some of the most extreme I have seen and the quality is so poor it should be a criminal offense. Still, I often find myself coming back again and again to the site, looking for the heavens alone know what.

    I am not sure I can recommend ApornTV. But it sure is worth a look, especially if you have a barf bag handy!