~ Pros ~
~ Cons ~
❌ Wack site design
❌ Lousy playback options
❌ Site features are a joke
❌ Average-quality videos
❌ Bleh search options
To some of you, a bunny is just an awfully cute rabbit. But bunnies are also another name for hot thots and I am talking of the kind of thots that will screw their cunt right onto your dick and brutally fuck your brains out through your peehole! Been with a bunny lately? Well then, better make your way to the hospital for a bit of rest and recuperation and try not look up the skirts of the nurses!
Y’all randy enough to fuck any bunny that comes your way? Well, best remember that your right fist is there for a reason. It never smells or talks back, doesn’t need shaving, and will not complain of being raped!
Here’s my Anybunny.org review. For the love of all things cum-drenched, you, your buddy, and any bunnies in your collective possession better take a good look at it!
Especially Soft Bunny Bottoms Wanted!
Are you old enough to remember what it was like in the late 90s and early 2000s when Apple was just a fruit and you would land in the loony bin if you were to say you have pronouns that everyone better call you with? It’s okay if you are too young to know what I am talking about, but the Anybunny.org site design is there to show you all you need to know about porn sites of that period. Yeah, it is very terribly dated and to put it mildly, an eyesore of biblical proportions. You could tell me that this site has not gotten a fresh coat of paint since the day they shot Lincoln and there’s no reason I wouldn’t believe you!
Anybunny employs a stark white background color and there’s a site logo at the top middle of the screen. It looks a little bit Japanese and is a creative spelling of the site name. This logo is the most professional thing in view and if the site admin had expended half the effort he did to create a logo like that on prettying up his site, I wouldn’t be sitting here trying to hold in my vomit every time I look at the Anybunny.org homepage!
Now, there’s a basic search bar beneath the site logo and lurking underneath it are the main sorting options, few as they are. These are All Top Movies, All New Porn Videos, and All Categories. Clicking the latter option will take you to the bottom half of the homepage on which is arranged an alphabetical selection of XXX categories like 3D, Fat, Prostate, Forced, Ghetto, and Saggy Tits. There are numbers next to each of these categories and no, they are not the phone numbers of some hot chick who wants a cock catapulted into one of her needy holes. These numbers indicate the range of available videos in each category and I wish there was some way to sort the stuff there by popularity or number of content.
And talking of XXX categories, the top half of this site is stuffed with category thumbnails. I guess these are the most popular categories or something, but that was not stated anywhere. Plus if you happen to be a Mia Khalifa fan, I better tell you that Anybunny has 3+ pages of her content and they appear to be worth spending a big jar of Vaseline in happy exploration of!
The Cunt-Rubbing Bunny Side Of Life!
Y’all in the mood for a selection of top XXX? Here are some sample titles then: Wild Lezzie Coochie Gobbling, Black Beaver Polishing, Tribbing Stepsisters, Insane Sybill Desperately Needs A Strong Pink Cigar To Pack Her Muff, and Granny Gets Creampied After Giving Head Phallus.
For some reason, some titles make little sense and/or contain grammatical/spelling mistakes that any middle schooler would have known better to make. That’s irritating for sure and very amateurish. Also, most titles are longer than they need to be and that means you need half a minute to say them out loud. That’s frigging ridiculous.
Anyway, the Sybil video is from RealityKings and it ran for 10:40 minutes. In the video, a hot chick gets on a top bunk and sits on the face of a fella. He acts annoyed, but the two end up making out and fucking. She rides him in reverse cowgirl and he slips it into her the missionary way, before giving it to her from the back. Lucky him!
Once done with that, I headed for Halloween Maids Crammed Up With Internal Ejaculation. This video from Cum4K had a runtime of 11:13 minutes. Rather than the hot chicks being plowed with Halloween horse dicks that I was expecting, it turned out to be a lesbian fuckathon, with two hot chicks kissing, and rubbing slits. A very hung fella joined them at the halfway mark though and they took turns to welcome the artillery he was carrying into their sweet little cunts. The video ended before I saw him cum, but I could have sworn that when he did, his throbbing howitzer blew them off the face of the earth!
Now, direct downloads are enabled on all videos and it is free and speedy. That said, playback options are very limited and video quality cannot be adjusted. I would assess the quality at around 480p to HD and it is good enough, but certainly not something to applaud. As for the average video runtime, I would peg it at around 9 minutes.
And by the way, I never said anything about the content update frequency on Anybunny. Well, that’s because there are no dates anywhere, but for sure this site does not look abandoned.
What I Think Of Anybunny
The only things I love about this site are the logo and the free download option. With the latter, you can easily fill up your empty SSD with content and store that in your bunker for when the zombie apocalypse happens and fine thots become scarcer than chilled Pepsi in the desert!
Anybunny is a mess. And it better gets cleaned up fast before my bunny-loving ass gets provoked into doing something rash! Till then, y’all are better off beating that one-eyed snake of yours on other sites that PETA don’t know of!