AnimePornTube

AnimePorn.Tube

    Well fellas, far as I can see, it must have been Captain Obvious or his descendants who condescend to give this particular toon porn site its name. Like what in the knobbly hell is Anime Porn? Does that strike any of you as creative in the slightest? Fuck, I could almost swear that humans are either getting too dumb to think up fucktastically exciting names for their sites, or all the good names are taken up and locked down.

    Anyway, here is my AnimePorn.tube review. Read this and weep, or get them legs spread to get ridden around the world by the aforementioned Captain Obvious and his obviously enormous and Admiral-sized boner!

It’s A Toon Site, It’s A Porn Site!

    AnimePorn.tube borrows the look and design elements of just about every standard porn site out there. Sure, I wasn’t expecting them to reinvent the wheel, but I was at least expecting some novel and exciting design elements. Plus a bit of a unique look to set this place apart from the rest and make it a nest for those who best sext like a pest on a quest!

    Slightly cringe word play over, Anime Porn uses a gray background and the content thumbnails are oversized and without that glossy look that speaks of class and quality. I am willing to overlook that, but it will require the anal gaping of a large number of female relatives of whoever owns this place! Them bitches better start lining up and there better not be a prolapsed rectum in their ranks!

    So, the bottom of the AnimePorn.tube homepage hosts a not insignificant number of links that take you to varied porn sites and cam sites. The only site features worth noting are the Categories and Search options at the top right of the homepage, with Search being misspelled as “Serach.” Tapping the “Serach” tab will open up a new page, atop which is a basic search bar and a little below that is a collection of categories like angel, academy, pussy, shemale, and dildo. Better not make a sentence with that, or there will be a shemale angel in your academy on the morrow and the dildo in her pussy will be of the stuff that deviled angels are made out of!

    Needless to say, there are no sign up and log-in tabs in this place and apart from the search bar and categories, there’s no obvious way to sort stuff here. Sure, you can sort by the featured categories, or input search terms into the search bar, but sorting by rating, popularity, recentness, number of views, and that kind of thing is impossible. And that shouldn’t be the case, not in the year 2023 at least.

Having Sexy Fun 42 Ways!

    There are 42 pages of toon porn on AnimePorn.tube. Of course, 42 is not a very impressive number, unless it is 42 inches of BBC we are talking about and the fella it belongs to just loves taking cunts and assholes to the cleaners!

    Anyway, not even the most fap-happy anime addict will be able to go through the collection here in anything less than a week. But that doesn’t mean any of you should go on a hentai-watching marathon to prove me wrong! Do that and Santa will be delivering a hardcore kick to your nutsack with the iron-hard hoof of his favorite reindeer on Christmas Eve!

    Like I said before, there’s no way to sort stuff on this site by recentness, popularity, and that kind of thing. Plus there’s only a random assortment of hentai videos on the homepage. Even worse, the videos here are not dated at all and that makes calculating the content update frequency as impossible as telling a nympho to close her legs and have pity on her ravaged cooch!

    Lots of titles on AnimePorn.tube do not make any sense in English and some are titled in Japanese. Here are some samples: 2 In Love, Dragon Crimson Episode 1, Horny Girl Ayumi Plays Tennis, Dark Elf Princess Fucked On Balcony, Euphoria Episode 1, Doggystyle Fuck Girl, and Dark Elf Lord Asteroth Fucks Vanessa. The Doggystyle Fuck video had a 7:30 runtime. It was censored though and the toon cunt I was looking forward to watching avidly as it demonstrated the practicalities of accommodating oversized boners could not be seen.

    Thankfully though, there is an Uncensored category on this site. There were only 5 pages of this category though and from these 5 pages I picked Motorbike Fuck Uncensored 3D Sex. The runtime for this video was just 5 minutes and the graphics are average at best. Hell, it was atrocious. The action takes place on a sport bike and happens between 2 leather-clad fuckers. Around the 3-minute mark, they move to a circular stage and get about the business of fucking the cumming roar out of each other at full throttle!

    Cleavage Episode 2 was lengthier at 26:16 minutes. It was set in what seems like a school and the main fella has a thing for bazungas. Hell, he could sell the whole world into slavery if you gave him a bouncy pair that met his standards! And for some reason, though this guy is about as handsome as a cupful of water, fine chicks with massive boobs keep begging him to fuck them and suck the dimpled goodness from their tits. This guy sure got game, or there’s a magic dick in his shorts that I need to get the recipe for!

    Now, playback options on AnimePorn.tube are very limited. The video quality is never stated, but seems to be around HD. No playback issues were experienced during this review and there are no direct download options.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of AnimePorn

    Frankly, there are more chances of me eating cheesecake on the moon in my PJs, while getting a BJ from Naomi Campbell, than my recommending this hentai XXX site! Anime Porn is mostly a mess and while it can deliver some satisfaction, it is simply too unpolished to be out in polite company and needs to be shuttered and cleaned up.

    Skip this. And find another wanking haven.