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AdultSearch.com

    It just so happens that adult search is what you do when you are horny, or when you simply wanna see a fully legal cum dump moan like crazy and mewl with abandon as you set about dialing up her cunt meter and putting her slit through a ferocious exercise regimen that’s gonna give it a solid dose of the aching cunt fever! And by the time you are through, no one with a good set of eyeballs will assess that cunt as anything but fairly used and ripe for the refuse heap! Adult search is also what you do when you want gullets all choked up by your presence. Or to be more precise, them gullets get all choked up when forced to digest your hard meat, as they should!

    Now that we all are pretty clear about what adult search is all about, here is my Adult Search.com review. Read this and weep if your adult searches over the last few years have resulted in an overabundance of bowlegged and brain-fucked sluts in your neck of woods, who keel over on the regular without a thorough rinsing of their innards by cumming dicks of all stripes!

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    AdultSearch.com is okayish in the looks department. This for sure is not the most beautiful or colorful escort US site out there and it is basic-looking if we wanna be truthful.

    This place is mostly white. But atop the page is a blue box filled with user options and countries.

    There are no escort profile thumbnails on the homepage to liven this escorts US site up and Adult Search definitely does not have a high-end look. Hell, it looks like it was designed around the last years of the last century or the early years of this one.

    But then, most of the folks who visit escort sites do so because of the reputation of the place and the caliber of escorts it hosts. Rarely will you hear them going all critical about the site looks and stuff like that. Regardless, the site looks in play here rubs me the wrong way, and making this escorts US site a bit more colorful and engaging would gladden my kidney stones something rocky and sweet!

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    So, it looks like Adult Search is involved in some fancy sleight of hand. This place has tabs atop the homepage and these are Shemale Escorts, Male Escorts, Meet & Fuck, Live Escorts, and Escorts. But all these tabs are direct ad links that will take you out of this escort site. Sure there are shemale, trans, gay, and female escorts on AdultSearch.com, but to get at these, you have to first pick a country or state and then access the varied kinds of escorts within that locale via user options atop the escort profile pages.

    Now, there are two post ad options atop the homepage that let you advertise your services as an escort. You can work as a body rubs provider, as well as a male, female, and trans escort. Registering as an escort here will set you back around $19.99 monthly and you can cough up $100 for your escort ad to be the first that viewers see when they are checking out escort ads in your city. I do gotta wonder what happens if multiple escorts pony up 100 smackeroos for their ads to be the first that visitors see. Like will these ads be rotated so that one is always first, or will they be placed in a random format atop the city page they belong?

    Anyway, there is a language option with over 60 supported languages on the top right of the homepage, plus Feedback, FAQ, Login, and Registration options. The homepage of this escort's US site is, of course, covered with the names of countries and cities. The US is heavily represented, but Canada is featured too, as is Asia, the UK, Europe, Latin America & the Caribbean, the Middle East, Africa, Australia and Oceania.

    And oh, AdultSearch had the bubbly brass balls to feature Afghanistan. Yeah, I don’t think the Taliban are into escort drilling, and they do not seem to be in the mood for welcoming sex tourists. That said, there were only 3 featured escorts in Afghanistan and all 3 are Latinas, with like 100 percent chance that they can’t locate Afghanistan on a map, let alone ever traveled to the place. So if you see an escort on AdultSearch.com with her location set to Kabul, Afghanistan, kindly ignore the chick because she has to be running some kind of scam.

    Also worth noting is that AdultSearch.com goes for quantity over quality. So, quite a few of the countries and cities on the homepage have no actual escorts. Yeah, it is maddening, but that’s something that a lot of escort sites do to make them look bigger and more active than they are.

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    The registration process here is free and speedy enough. But you cannot register via Gmail with a single click. And before you can successfully register, you gotta let the fuckers in Adult Search know where you are at. Yeah, they got a geolocation feature running that you gotta enable if you wanna be a card-carrying member of this place and that sucks. But then, this kind of thing is what VPNs were born for!

    And I don’t even know why they insist on geolocation. It is not like Adult Search has a search feature that lets you search for escorts within a certain distance of your locale.

    Once you are an Adult Search member, you can post ads, advertise for stuff, send private messages, and subscribe to content. I guess that also entitles you to beat your meat over a bridge and help raise the water level and so deal with the accursed drought that parts of the US has been lately afflicted with!

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    Ever heard of Omaha, Nebraska? Well, I saw the city and state on the AdultSearch homepage and a click on the city name took me to an all-new page. This page was filled with escort ad thumbnails that were too small for my liking. Yeah, the fuckers are so tiny and square they look kind of odd.

    To the left of the new page were options to post ads and check out male escorts, shemale escorts, body rub artists, and MFM escorts. And atop the escort profile page were the aforementioned options found on the left, plus those that let you check out erotic masseurs, sex shops, and a sex forum. The latter had to do with the Adult Search sex forum, which is small and with an unimpressive number of threads and posts. At least it is reasonably active.

    Now, in Omaha and elsewhere, I found escort ads that had pictures and content that were just too generic to be genuine. A lot of these fake ads were of Asian escorts and massage parlors and you soon become an expert at telling fake escort profiles from the genuine ones, mostly due to the lack of personalized content.

    But there was an escort profile in Omaha that I could swear was genuine. It featured a tattooed chick by the name of Shadeee. She’s 23 years old, pretty and busty, but only her boobs and up were visible in her photos, with her booty size and leg shape not known.

    Shadeee charges $200 per hour and $800 overnight and says she’s down for hardcore fuckathons that can involve anal, doggy, cowgirl rides, throat fucks, and everything else. Hell, she states she’s horny all the time and forever ready to be stood up against the wall and executed by a firing squad of hardcore BBCs. So, this is not the kind of chick you take it easy with. Spread her legs and get her impaled so madly she’s gonna be crying for mommy and wailing about a cunt that’s being torn to bits and a butthole that will soon suffer the same fate!

    Once done with Omaha, I checked out Anchorage, Alaska. But all that the place had was one each of female escorts, shemale escorts, and body rubs pros. Trying to check these out proved impossible though, because the links in each were just direct ad links.

    Providence, Rhode Island, on the other hand, was more productive. It had 20 female escorts, including a chick by the name of Guz09. This 25 year old, had a forthright bubble butt that’s a bit hard looking, plus a very sweet pair of medium-sized tits that don’t look like they have befriended gravity yet! Guz the muzz charges $140 for an hour and $500 for an overnight stay, but for incalls only. Outcalls are a hundred bucks more expensive than her incall rates, and $500 for an overnight fuckathon that’s gonna keep the upstairs neighbors up all night sounds rather cheap.

    Guz09 performs full service, and condom use is optional with her. Role play, anal, bareback, rimjob, cum swallowing, spanking, and more are what she’s after and she specifically states that she likes to be fucked silly and treated like a cock sleeve of no useful value. Fuck this chick brainless if you will, but better have your woody safely wrapped in a condom while doing the earth-moving drilling, or there will be hell and damnation to pay later!

    The escorts on this platform are girl-next-door types in the main, and escort quality is average. Spam is limited and there are no verified escorts or escort reviews. Hell, comments are not even allowed on escort profiles and such comments would have done a great job of enlightening you as to whether this or that escort looks like her pictures, does a good job of making her clients happy, and is more skilled than the local thot who has never been more than a mile from her birthplace.

What The PornGuy Thinks of AdultSearch

    AdultSearch only makes sense if you are in the US and wanna book escorts in that country. It has too little presence in other countries for you to bother with it if you are not in North America.

    But then, even if you are in the US and wanna book escorts, this place is not the kind of escort site I would recommend for that purpose. There are too many fake profiles here, and the escorts in place that can be reasonably surmised to be genuine are not better than those featured on other escort sites.

    So, I really cannot recommend AdultSearch. But I must confess to loving their very extensive language options menu, and the anal-loving eagerness of Guz09!