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    You know, it really is important to be able to count to 100. That way, you should be able to know immediately if the chick you are after has more jugs than she should. Plus your basic knowledge of arithmetic should prove invaluable for estimating how much you gotta tip her for a job well done and a ball sack well emptied by the combined efforts of meager gullets and vice-like wet slits!

    Anyway, today’s scheduled for a 91Porn.com review and I am gonna get to that soonest. For those of you not in the know, this is an honest-to-goodness Chinese porn site. For sure there aren’t that many around and it is hard to believe the Chinese are even doing the nasty! And if they are not, here I am ready to teach them how! Tune in to this Chinese XXX porn site review y’all and prosper like an upright Chinese booty poised to receive the BBC hammering, plumbing, trawling, and shellacking of a lifetime!

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    Got a hot step-sis? Is her mileage low enough for her to pass as a semi-virgin? Then get her to come to my humble abode and whisper into my ears the news that 91Porn.com is the work of an amateur. For sure I am gonna believe her and got too much respect for you to get one of her legs pointing south while the other points towards the north!

    Yeah, 91Porn.com does look amateurish. The background color is black, with orange headings here and there. The whole look is anything but spectacular, but it is adequate.

    User options include a language menu at the top left, with three supported languages. English is the default language, with Japanese and Chinese being the other two languages. The top far right has login and signup options and registration is free.

    Beneath the signup and login options are the Upload, Watch, Forum, Webcam, Movie, and VIP tabs, and beneath these are content sorting options that I will go into later. A search bar is featured atop the homepage too, but this is the basic kind, rather than the type you can use to find out who your girl is cheating on you with and which weapon you need to gift him a second asshole!

    Anyway, as expected, the Upload button only works for members, while the Watch tab fills the screen with content sorted according to recentness. The Forum tab takes you to a Chinese language forum, while the Webcam tab does not appear to serve any actual purpose. Tapping the Movies tab will transport you to a Chinese-language site filled with porn DVDs and the VIP option is not free.

    Splurging for VIP membership here ensures an ad-free experience, better quality videos, free video downloads, and stuff like that. And the cost of all this is $75 to $120 per year. For that kind of money, you could have the local thots lining up to throw your dick into their mouth and sit on your face hard enough for your teeth to end up next to their cervix!

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    If you have a 91Porn.com membership card, you can set up your favorite batch of videos, and follow fellas you wanna follow. You can also use the previously mentioned search bar to look for videos and while it is basic, it does let you search for users and videos, and look for videos by date and unique ID.

    Content thumbnails here are anything but alluring. But the runtime, title, number of views, comments, ratings, and more of each video are provided. Videos have runtimes below 10 minutes on average and titles here often sound like they were written by a fella who barely finished kindergarten and happen to be blessed with a single-digit IQ!

    I Was Almost Ejaculated By Her Horny Words, Big Tits English Teacher, Good Looking Couple, and Innocent Bitch Cheats On Her Boyfriend and Eats A Cock are some sample titles. Video playback on 91Porn is anything but smooth, and videos despite not being anything approaching 4K often take a while to load and play smoothly. Plus the payback options are so basic they make a Model T look like a prime example of modernity. The whole thing is almost enough to put you off wanking for the rest of your natural life!

    For those of you who are interested, the English teacher video is about a busty Chinese chick who’s wearing crotchless panties and has a rather nice-looking cunt that’s determined to be wet all its life! This bitch is fingered and fucked like the cunt on her is responsible for the US fiscal crisis! Don’t feel too sorry for her, because a fat cunt like hers is only built for the hardcore stuff that only anacondas of African heritage can mete out! For sure thicc cunts like that are not meant to be ornaments on the wall that get zero attention and see no usage!

    Ratings and comments are supported here and downloads are available for VIP fuckers only. And the comments here are overwhelmingly in Chinese. Don’t speak the language? Then go boil a tough tit and braise a hard ass!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of 91Porn

    The Chinese are supposedly very good at a lot of things, like building massive civil engineering projects, setting records and pissing off the American empire. But if 91Porn is the best they can offer the world, then they better get ready for yours truly to tear them a new asshole and demand a tribute of a hundred virgins per day!

    91Porn does not cut it as a porn site and needs some serious polishing. Sure, it is worth a look, especially due to its English language support. But bookmarking is a step that I am not prepared to recommend at the moment.