85Tube

85Tube.com

    Got the horny spirit moving in you and you it is about to decouple your brain from your body? Then for sure, you will be needing more than 85 tubes to pour your frothy jizz into! Yes, beat that meat like you wanna break it, and can always buy spares for pennies at Costco. And I will always be here to help out in this beat-down whenever your energy starts flagging!

    Bluster apart, 85Tube is a Chinese porn site, and yeah, there’s such a thing as Chinese XXX sites. And no, fapping in that country is not a crime you can lose your head for! Here is my 85Tube.com review. Read this and weep my fap-crazed and cunt-denied lovelies!

I Need That Tube Y’all Been Cumming In!

    This is ThePornGuy y’all and I know all too well that a lot of my readers and fans are gentlemen of uncommon cumming and fapping valor! It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if each of you has sizable buckets under your beds that gets filled with cum before Saturday rolls in! That’s the kind of dedicated milking that makes the almighty wonder if he should have put cocks on us men that are as big as cow udders! I sure wouldn’t mind an udder down below and it sure must be easy to milk, but harder to stuff into the MILFs on my street who like their sweet meat thin, long and brutally intent on uprooting their cervices!

    Now, 85Tube.com is so Chinese it hurts my kidneys! The design and arrangement are very good and it easily looks like a top-class porn site. Everything is in Chinese though and that makes finding your way around a bit hard. So, if you ever wanted to learn Chinese, you are bound to find enough motivation on this particular Chicom porn site!

    Register and Login tabs can be found at the top right of the 85Tube homepage and over on the top left is a Random tab that gives you a random assortment of videos to tie your cock in knots for. A search bar is present, but this only has basic functions. The main tabs are Home, Latest, Best, Popular, Classification, User, and Upload and you can use the User option to search out and hook up with registered site members. And yeah, you gotta get a membership card to be able to upload stuff and that card is free as a virgin fuck on the hilltop to Golgotha! A fuck like that is not recommended though, because it can do a lot to fuck up your plans to gain everlasting life!

    Anyway, there are no other site features apart from the main tabs. But near the bottom of the homepage are tags and categories like Girl, Pour Milk, Japan, Masturbation, Orgasm, Naked, Butt, Student Girl, Selfie, Big Tits, High School, Sexy and Beauty. And talking of beauties, the Classification tab hosts 13 categories, and headlining each category is a thumbnail of extremely beautiful Asian women. I am not all that sure if these chicks are AI creations or not, but for sure I need to fuck the holy creamy peanut of their snatches and show them the wheelchair side of life!

If It’s Popular, It’s Up For A Big Bang!

    So, the smut on this Chinese XXX site is not the typical shit stolen from bigger porn sites. Sure, it might be stolen or borrowed content, but it is not the usual sort of smut that most of us might be used to. Rather than porn from big-name studios like Blacked and Tiny4K, what you have here are in the main solo performances from what looks like cam models. Amateur stuff predominates and that’s either of a petite chick having pipe laid into her snatch, or touching herself for the camera. The amateur-driven direction of the smut here is a refreshing change, but might not be to the taste of all cummers, overcummers, sleek tri-cummers, and quad-fan cummers!

    Everything here is in Chinese, remember? Due to that and the limitations of the current translation software, not all titles in this Chinese porn site hold up well to being translated into English. Huainan High School Busty Skank, Skinny Cuties Still Have Tits, Meager Selfie, Busty Beauty Bathroom Selfie In The Mirror, and Sister Rubs Milk and Blinks For Selfie are sample titles that can be found in the Best category tab, which should be the top-rated category.

    The Skinny Cuties Still Have Tits video has a runtime of nearly 5 minutes and is far more erotic than I expected it to be. It opens with a Chinese lass dressed in oversized clothing. She looks all of 15 and has small but perfect tits, and a tight bush, plus a slim body and a butt that I can bet is gonna feel all soft once your finger is probing its depths! This girl does not do anything overtly sexual and the video records her taking a bath, and touching all parts of her body beautifully, and her innocence is such that you look like a peeping Tom who wants to use your horse dick to wound a barely legal Chinese slut!

    91 Pumping Of Water From The Dead Reservoir Of Poor Milk was a rather funnily named video I had a look at. This had a runtime of 1:11 and has a fully dressed chick whose cloth had a slit cut into it in the cunt region being fucked. The face of this chick was not visible in much of the video and her breasts never made an appearance. That made me feel all shades of cheated, because she looked the type to have big nipples you can bite into from a mile away!

    Now, one-click downloads are enabled here and that’s so generous. Playback options range from the limited to the non-existent. On some videos, you can adjust the video quality, with that option being absent in other videos. Video quality is generally good and no playback issues were experienced at the time of this review. The content update pace is unknown though, with videos lacking dates. Videos typically have runtimes of less than 10 minutes but there are a few full-length ones of over an hour.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of 85Tube

    Well, this Chinese porn site is reasonably content-packed and rather easy to figure out. The focus on amateur content is nice and there’s stuff here that I don’t regularly see on big-name porn sites. And then there’s the sweet fact that a click is all that’s needed to download anything you want here.

    For sure I am recommending 85Tube and it is a potent little fucker I wanna be going and cumming to on the regular.