69VJ

69VJ.com

    Try to talk about subtlety and whoever named 69V would take an impromptu walk in the park, not forgetting to give you a middle finger that says a lot about the intentions that she/he has for your asshole. 69VJ has to be one of the more prominently blatant porn sites I have come across and yeah, the site name is all about the 69 position and pussy, both being subjects very dear to my tender heart! The 69 position owns the world, baby, but be sure not to try something so intimate with a crackhead whore whose cunt has never seen a lick of water in weeks!

    Anyway, here is my 69VJ.com review. Read it and weep, fellas. Or I will have y’all do a lengthy 60 cock suck on a mummy!

69 Means You Want It Bad!

    69VJ.com is a Chinese porn site. That means full-length videos, plus blurred body parts.

    The blurred aspect of Chinese and Japanese porn has never sat well with yours truly. Like if I can’t see the coochie or asshole of the girl being fucked, of what use is the video to me? But then the Japs and Chicoms do stuff their way and it has been working for them well enough. Still, the fact that in Japan you can buy actual worn schoolgirl panties is something that I have always had great difficulty understanding, while the fact that China has some of the most exotically beautiful women on the globe is something that my cock never tires of reminding me of!

    So, 69VJ has the typical porn site look. The homepage does not look like it is stuffed with content and everything is in its proper place. And yes, the default language is Chinese and there are no language options. That means you gotta enlist the help of sites like Yandex Translate, or ask an AI to translate everything on this site and suck your dick through your asshole while at it too!

    Now, the homepage has a classic white background, and at the top of the page is a thin black header. At the middle of this header are Watch Adult Videos Online, Live Sex Selfie Videos, AV Erotic Short Films, and Porn options, and beneath these are the main tabs.

    Like I keep saying, everything here is in Chinese. That includes the video titles. And yeah, the lack of language options makes content navigation tiresome and frustrating and there’s no search bar. And even if there were, y’all and I too can’t use it because we speak as much Chinese as your cat speaks Portuguese!

Freaky Chinese Take Their Cunts To Sweet Pound Town!

    Quite a few XXX genres are covered on 69VJ.com. There’s BDSM and humiliation, rough sex, sweet sex, solo play, and almost everything else. What I failed to see though is a niche that caters to BBCs stretching sweet and tiny Chinese cunt to the ultimate! Plus while this porn site caters to Chinese-origin porn, you will still come across babes that look about as Chinese as y’all look like serpentine aliens!

    One of the obviously non-Chinese porn on this site was taken from XVideos. The title was translated as This Sweet-Looking Girl Next Door Is A J Milk Female College Student Dormitory Naked Chat Live Video Performance Female Striptease. Yeah, the Chinese and some Asians do have problems coming up with short but descriptive porn video titles. In the video, a pretty and brown-haired European chick dances and goes topless, before taking it all off. Stuff like that is what most of us are very familiar with.

    Another XVideos-derived video had a title that said The Head of the Underworld Commanded His Subordinate To Use A Powerful Electric Massage Stick To Train The Traitor Girl To Orgasm and Force Oral Sex. Whew! In the 5 minutes long video, a chick is seen on a bed with her legs spread. Her bush is being zapped with a wand and there’s a cock in her mouth. Helping hold her legs open is another bitch, except this one is fully clothed. Near the end of the video, the chick who’s spreadeagled had 2 big wands on her cunt and another on her jugs and it is a wonder how a trio of wands failed to immediately make her cum like a howitzer firing.

    Busty Female Slave Training Video had a 4:53 minute runtime, plus an 80%+ approval rating, and leaves me short of words. In this video, a slim chick with upstanding boobs that are equipped with possibly the biggest set of nipples I have ever clapped my slutty eyes on, has these nipples finger-fucked by a couple of fellas. This bitch just sits on a couch as these guys push their fingers into her nipples, before attaching leather clips to them long things. Get me a babe like that and I will do my best to make sure that the hole in her nipples grows to a sufficient size to accommodate my cock. And her asshole is gonna learn fast to get all scared and puckered for safety whenever I get hard!

    Now, playback options mirror those on XVideos and should be sufficient for most needs. Downloads are not natively supported and clicking the download button will only take you to where on XVideos the content you are wanking to is located. Content ratings are allowed by default and no playback issues were experienced at the time of this review.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of 69VJ

    So, this Chinese porn site contents itself by pulling Chinese-flavored porn from XVideos and pasting these on its page. I am sorry, but that kind of thing is shitty and shows a great lack of seriousness. And if I wanted to watch Chinese porn, exactly why would I opt to watch it on 69VJ when it is all available on XVideos and with more options too?

    69VJ looks good. But I would rather make out with Xi Jinping on a manure farm than recommend it!