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3movs.com

    I actually interpreted 3Movs as three moms and these would, of course, have enough slutty intent to get a teen thot all shades of impressed and determined to spread it wider! Of course, there are moms and MILFs on 3Movs, but the site deals in all kinds of porn and welcomes all comers who need explosive release from a jiggling artillery piece!

    Here’s my 3Movs.com review and it is three moves ahead of the competition!

Put A Move On That Pussy!

    Someone better tell 3Movs that 1999 was like two decades ago! Seriously, the site looks like it was stuck in a time warp machine and is one of the most dated looking I have seen. Considering that 3Movs started doing their thing back in 2004, the kind of site design I am seeing here makes me question the sanity of their admin and how serious they are about staying in business!

    Now that we have agreed that 3Movs looks too dated to continue operating, let’s go explore its other features and see if they are in tune with the times. This site uses white as the background color, with a header of light blue. This header has a basic search bar, login, and sign-up tabs and a mode for switching the default Light mode to a Dark one and vice versa. As for registering here, it is actually very speedy and free and yeah, membership gets you lots of goodies that non-members can smell but not touch or taste. Shucks to them!

    For tabs, 3Movs uses Home, Videos, Categories, Pornstars, Galleries, Live Sex, and Community. Videos can be sorted on the Videos page according to rating, newness, the number of views, and length, while categories like Big Cock, Ebony, Small Tits and Outdoor give the Category tab a good bite. A very comprehensive collection of pornstars fill the Pornstars page and each of these sluts has a bio/stat page. If you are a member, you can rate their profile, subscribe to their feeds, and talk about them on their wall. The Pornstar pages here usually contain links to the Twitter accounts of these sluts and that can be a good way of connecting with them.

    Do expect to see both amateur and pro-level albums in the Galleries tab, and while comments are supported there downloads are not. So, the Live Sex tab is a Stripchat.com hideout, while the Community tab lets you see the latest stuff the pervs masquerading as members posted. You can also subscribe to the feed of any that seems crazier than you! And that’s all there is to it.

Move In And Shift A Kidney!

    Kidney shifting is an acquired skill and you need a cock of at least 10 inches, plus the smallest cunt within a 10-mile radius to pull off something like this! Got your kidney shifting medal? Great work, homie!

    So, 3Movs believes in daily updates. In fact, they are so anxious to publicize this fact that there’s a string of text just below the main tabs that lets you know exactly when content gets updated. That’s kind of extreme and I would characterize it as being insecure and showing a lack of confidence. Or it might be that the site admins are anxious to let us know they aren’t sleeping on their jobs and we don’t need to buy steel-toed boots and kick them in the nuts!

    Now, the most recently featured videos are usually at the top of the homepage. A pull-down menu at the right of these lets you sort them by length, rating, newness, and number of views, and at the far right is a box on which are pasted the top 10 searches of the day. The top three searches on the day of this review are Anal, Mom, and Big ass, with anal having over a million searches. Do people like asshole excavation that much? Sure seems they do!

    Apart from video image thumbnails, the site homepage also hosts pornstar bios and images and there’s an About Us at the bottom where 3Movs talks about how it came into existence and its purpose of existing. It sure needs to find a better purpose and get serious about it!

    Yeah, 3Movs.com really needs to shape up and put their shit together. See, apart from the very dated site design I was talking about earlier, it also suffers from very short videos. Videos are 4 minutes long on average and the longest videos run to only 16 minutes. That feels somewhat like a kind of backward insult. Like what the hell is 16 minutes when we fappers have grown used to beating our meat to videos that are at least 30 minutes long?

    Anyway, sample titles include Amy Amor Gets Her Shaved Pussy Slammed In Spoon, Whitney Wright Is Fucking Hard Pricks With Her Asshole, Blondie Bombshell Gets Fucked By Peter Green From Behind, Kay Lovely Gets Her Pussy Drilled By JMac Standing and Vivian Fox Shakes Her Ass On Thick Cock. The Blondie Bombshell video is just 4:38 minutes long. Featured is a leggy blonde in pigtails with a nice rack, skin art, and fat ass who gets shellacked from behind. She's not the youngest or prettiest spring chicken out there, but her moans and the merry joggling of her rear can make a fella go temporarily insane!

    So, videos on 3Movs invariably have a description and can be rated, shared, commented on, and added to your list of favorites. Direct downloads are supported as well, in either 360p or full HD. Video playback is smooth as a buttery fuck and you can either choose to watch a video in low or high quality. There’s no word as to the specificity of content quality, but videos do look great.

What I Think of 3 movs

    3Movs only makes sense if you are looking for a site where you can download high-quality smut for free. If that’s not what’s on your mind, then go look elsewhere, please.