ZZZTube

ZZZTube.com

    Catching a z is what we all do and that is super important because it gives our brains the chance to get scrubbed all clean and shiny with our spinal fluid. That way, we wake up refreshed ASF, and not more tired than if we had spent the time playing footsie with a swamp alligator whose tail can stay on beat during rap battles out in the bayou!

    But let me redirect my focus to ZZZ Tube. This is a largish porn site with more XXX categories than there’s poon with cute landing strips on Florida beaches right now!

    Here’s my ZZZTube.com review, folks. Read it and weep if you wanna catch a z anytime your fat booty crush comes over and starts yapping about how her baby daddy puts it sideways in her ass and edgewise into her ears!

No ZZZ Tube Big Enough For Mandingos!

    Well, this porn site is not like most others and that is refreshing and surprising, but not necessarily something worth applauding. ZZZ Tube has a good enough design and a black background and there’s a shit ton of category image thumbnails on the homepage. These thumbnails are tiny and drab, when they could be big and lush and they do not seem to be arranged in any particular order.

    Scrolling down the homepage gets you realizing that there are actually 3 pages of category thumbnails here. ½ of the homepage is filled with the aforementioned category thumbnails, with the rest of the space occupied by an extensive list of categories that are arranged alphabetically, and with the number of content in each category indicated.

    Now, coming to a porn site to find it filled with category thumbnails, rather than the latest, most popular and random selection of content might get some of us hot under the collar and ready to piss liquid fire. But I feel that’s not something that ZZZ Tube should be condemned too much for. Where they goofed though was making the category thumbnails anything but attractive and just throwing random category thumbnails on the homepage, when they could have arranged the whole thing by popularity, number of recent updates, and other related stuff.

    Anyway, this place has a search option with basic capabilities on the top right, plus enough tabs to wage the Battle of Verdun afresh! These tabs are good for content sorting gigs and almost half are direct ad links. The Pornstars tab has like 5 pages of XXX stars, but these lack bio/profile pages of any sort. The Categories tab gives you the same thing that’s on the homepage, but 2 pages of XXX channels, from EXXXTRA Small, JAV HD, and Family Strokes, to Brazzers and Reality Kings await when you give the Channels tab a small pat on the butt. There are no sorting options whatsoever for these XXX channels though.

    Let me wrap up the tab roll call by mentioning the trio of Trends, New Videos, and Best Videos. These all seem to do what they say on the tin and do not have to receive a godless anal gape to get up and do their job! Plus when you click any of these three tabs, at the top right will be an option that lets you check out videos of certain quality and duration that star certain XXX stars. It’s not an advanced setting, but it can be useful.

    Worth noting is that there’s no Latest tab for checking out recent content. That makes knowing the update frequency of this place about as easy as cataloging all of Charlie Sheen's sex mates, all 5,000 plus of them!

Have a Z Fuck With Your Smoothie!

    Videos on ZZZTube.com tend to average 10 minutes and are usually in HD. That feels a bit lame in these days of 4K porn videos, but HD is still perfectly watchable. Sure, it might get a bit fuzzy when you wanna see the action in full screen mode, but what else was your ass expecting and how dare you complain when most of us grew up on 260p videos that gave you eye cancer if you squinted too hard at them?!

    Now, the celeb category had titles like Celebrity Pussy Fucked, Celebrity Nicki Minaj Twerk, Petite Josie Jagger Teen Creampied Sex Video and Mature Needs Hard Pounding in HD. The stuff there seemed to be actual porn videos though and not celeb leaks or stuff from movies in which certain celebs bared it all and got a bit nasty. Even the famously infamous Kim K and Ray J tape was nowhere to be seen. Searched for Kim K later and got 2 videos of chicks eating cocks who looked nothing like her. That sucks and not like Ray J likes it!

    The Mexican category had titles like Super Thin Mexican Brunette Finds Pleasure In Sloppy Fucking, Skinny Teen Chick Rough Humping, Mexican Gianna Dior Pussy Fucking, POV Mexican In The Car, and Large Tits Lily Love. The Super Thin flick was 21 minutes long and apparently from a site called Family Manipulation. But the chick in the video was not the anorexia victim I was expecting. Shown was a cute and skinny girl who chose to get drunk and get her guts rearranged at the point of a thrusting spear. That should teach her not to go into her brother’s room when that fella is horny enough to drill light sockets and kitchen cupboards!

    Now, videos here load and play well. Direct downloads are not available, but the stuff here can be rated. Each video also comes with a decent list of tags and categories, plus more ads than you can throw Kim K’s unshaved butt at!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of ZZZTube

    This place offers nothing unique and is about as memorable as a cupful of warm water. I cannot recommend this porn site and it really isn’t good for anything other than taking up space on the internet.