~ Pros ~
Smooth video playback
Tons of videos
~ Cons ~
❌ No swag to site design and features
❌ Videos can be wack
If there ever was an award for the most non-porn-sounding site, Zeenite.com should be in the running! Is the owner a ZeeWorld devotee, or is he given to ass-fucking zebras at night? Or is he simply so unimaginative that he reportedly takes a crap while standing up and brushing his teeth! We might never know!
Here’s my Zeenite.com review and a cock-sucking masterpiece it is!
Johnny Sins Too Much!
Guess what I saw on Zeenite.com on the day of this review? Well, the first video image thumbnail on the site had a picture of Johnny Sins whispering into the ear of a busty slut while being so deep in her it should be illegal! This video is titled Natasha Nice Doctor and has a 72% approval rating and you better do like me by watching it and praising Johnny Sins for his awesome cunt-doctoring skills!
Now, the video image thumbnails on the site are bigger than average and cannot be previewed. Videos are usually over 10 minutes long and there sure are a lot of them, with MILF and family porn niches being heavily represented. Stepmum Needs Cock, Public Beach Sex Makes Spouse Cum Twice On My Face, Old MILF Forced By Pervert Cop To Fuck, and Son Blackmailed Me For Being A Slut are some sample titles. Whoever is in charge of video title writing on this site sure is doing a great job and needs some accolades in the form of a plateful of teen snatch!
I did end up beating my meat to a video titled Blonde MILF Getting Fucked On Hidden Cam. The MILF in question has a great body, while the fella putting it in her with her legs in the vertical position could have been her plumber or something. Both are average and amateur, but there’s something in how they went at it that made me hard enough to shoot a ladleful of semen on my wall! Now, who's gonna scrape that up?
So, clicking any video image thumbnail on the site opens it in a new tab and video quality is usually less than HD, while the embedded video player is not the kind you stand on a needlepoint and applaud. Actually, what I meant to say is that the amateur videos on this site are usually of poor quality, while the professional ones from studios that feature known pornstars are of higher quality. But even then, that quality is often not very impressive, especially when you opt to watch videos in fullscreen mode.
Updates are regular here and there seem to be tens of thousands of mostly MILF-focused smut on hand for those who have sworn unending enmity between their right hand and the one-eyed snake it is supposed to cradle!
Anyway, we're gonna talk about the site design and features in the next section.
No Good MILF Goes Unpunished!
I guess the fella who runs this porn site has a sorta addiction to MILF slit, and the oft-flabby asses these ladies rock, because that is largely what his site deals in. There’s some toon, but the focus is assuredly on MILFs and what they do with their stepsons, husbands, passing tradesmen, and even “doctors” like Johnny Sins!
Design-wide, Zeenite.com is extremely average and minimalistic. The only flashy thing on is the many video image thumbnails. A black background color is standard, with signup/login tabs at the top right and a long-ass search bar below these two idiots. This search bar does not have any advanced functions and if you want to register, you can do that for free and speedily too.
The tabs on the site are just what you would expect and are unexceptional. They are MILF Porn, Latest, Top Videos, Most Viewed, Categories, Models, and Live Cams. Click the Live Cam tab if you want a cam model to lead you to Jesus, with the model tab hosting a good selection of models that can be sorted alphabetically, by rating and the number of views their content has garnered on this platform. Lisa Ann, Angela White, Danny Mountain, Tiffany Doll, Sophie Dee, and Julia Ann are the kind of “models’ you can expect to see in this section. For some reason no model bio pages are available, but I am prepared to accept a loss like that if Cherie Deville agrees to breastfeed me for a week or two!
The Categories tab is the next fella worth noticing. There are over 250 categories here, from foot fetish, lactating, big clit, and European to public nudity, spanking, tattoo, nipples, Spanish, and pissing. Color me impressed! These categories can be alphabetically sorted, as well as by the number of views, ratings, and content. And by using the latter option I got to know that the top 5 most voluble content on this platform are MILF, Blowjob, Amateur, HD Porn, and Big Tits, while Colombian, Norwegian, Xmas, Chinese, and BTS are the top 5 categories with the least content.
The other 4 tabs do what is promised and there is no point in stripping them unclad and spreading their legs for your entertainment!
What I Think if Zeenite
There are tens of thousands of pornsites out there and right now, thots on platforms like Snapchat, Instagram, and Twitter are transforming the porn world by catering to the needs of a paying clientele in ways that the porn sector as a whole seems unable to match. In a world like that, I am afraid that Zeenite is simply uncompetitive. The site and its content are too average and I wouldn’t recommend it even if I woke up tomorrow in the mood to bury my snake inside my stepmom or stepsister, or the nearest MILF I can find who won't choke on a big snake like the one I've got!
Cater to your fapping needs elsewhere is what I am saying.