Zebawy

Zebawy.com

    Like a doctor, my job here today with my Zebawy.com review is to look closely at this site, prescribe a few drugs to make it better and fuck the site in the ass if it doesn’t have any money to pay for its healthcare bill. You know, just like a real doctor would.

    You can join me and together we will either have a hard or soft time on this site. We’re all hoping this site gives us a hard time for once but it’s the good type of hard. We’ll see, only time and The Porn Guy can tell.

Getting Into Zebawy’s Tent!

    The direction we are going today is the Middle East and no we aren’t looking for oil or whatever, we are looking for smut. If you can’t already tell from the name, Zebawy is an Arab Porn site that was created to make perverts everywhere flock to the site like sheep would. Today, you’ll get me as your shepherd to guide you in either the direction of the site or very far away from the danger it’ll pose to your privates.

    As I got on the homepage for the first time, I was already starting to shepherd my dick away from the site because it had a white background that just looked terrible as fuck. It didn’t help that the site had thumbnails that looked like snuff films. Everything I’ve seen so far makes me want to leave this site at the fastest speed but because of the love I’ve got for my audience, I’ll be forcing my dick in.

    Like with all sites that are in a foreign language, you’ll have to find a browser that will auto-translate everything on your screen for you or go employ a hot translator lady to tell you what’s going on as you’re wanking in your room as wildly as a troll on Viagra. As I got everything translated I could finally understand the captions for the videos that they were uploading.

    The videos that I could see on their homepage all looked like they were filmed with the budget of a shoelace and some strings. Everything looked like I had time traveled back in time to a porn site that was just beginning alongside the Internet. A lot of the videos I saw had some reference to Egyptian women and I think whoever runs this site has a kink that only Egyptian women can satisfy.

Feast On Middle East Smut!

    The site doesn’t only show local content because if it did, I would not have been able to finish up this review. There are also Western porn videos. You won’t be able to miss them, they’re usually the videos that don’t look like they were shot from inside the ass of a donkey. I decided that I might have a taste of both the local and international dishes like a true wanking tourist.

    On the homepage, they give you the option to choose what kind of videos they’ll show you. You can choose; Newest, Best, Most Viewed, Longest, and Random. I had to choose between Best and Most Viewed to find the videos that’ll titillate my cock. I finally decided to go with ‘Most Viewed’ to see whatever they had to show me. Who knows if it is the guy who is running this site that is putting his tasteless porn collection in ‘Best’.

    Most of the videos in ‘Most Viewed’ were Western porn but I was able to see a video with an Arab woman who had big ass tits that called out to me like a siren’s song. I tried to load the video but it didn’t work and now I’m starting to get pissed. I tried to load other videos that I didn’t find as exciting as the first but they all acted as if they’d load but they never did.

    I tried to see the Western smut thinking that it would work for some reason but I was slapped across the face with the brick wall this site has built to stop fappers with a desire to let their cum fly out of their dicks. I was already not gonna give this site my recommendation but with all the crap that I’ve seen, I’ll make sure to use a sword to cut off any dick that points in the direction of this site.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Zebawy

    Zebawy is a site that I will be happy to never visit again. At first, I was gonna give it the benefit of the doubt but when I tried to watch their videos and wasn’t allowed to, that is where I became radicalized. I will not advise anybody who loves themselves to come to this site for any reason. If you have a thing for Arab porn, there are far better sites that would let you explore. Zebawy only wishes to get sand in your dicks.