Yandere Simulator

YandereSimulator.com

    My yanderesimulator.com review is gonna be a hero for your balls if you let it. Have you ever wanted to play porn games or simulations for an escape to a world of smut? I’ve never, because my harem of bitches just hit 500 and I am not running out of pussy. But, for y’all sake, I will be rubbing my meat on the site to see what it is all about.

    All I would need is a companion and all of your eyes would do quite nicely. I want y’all to read and understand this review so my great efforts will be rightly rewarded.

Sims For The Sex Starved?

    I got on the homepage with no expectations because I didn’t know what to expect. Was a simulated virtual woman gonna appear and suck my balls till they were empty? I certainly hoped so. The site came in a bright pink theme and suddenly I felt like I was deep inside Barbie’s pussy. I would have preferred a more interesting color for the site but I wasn’t gonna hold it against them. Yeah, I was feeling truly gracious today.

    If you know anything about Japanese porn, you would know that Yandere means a person that appears all soft and cuddly on the outside but in reality, the person is a violent beast with a lot of aggression. I remembered that the site appeared pink, cuddly, and adorable but maybe it had an aggressive side that would be exposed later. I wasn’t in the mood for that type of shit. I just wanted to check out their site to see if it had any fun holes I could play with.

    The menu caught my attention and I wanted to invade it with my big dick. I saw the following options there; Home, About, Blog, Bug Reporting, Characters, Contact, Donate, Download, Volunteer, Wallpapers, and Social Media. I saw a lot of options that caught my interest like the wallpaper section. What the fuck type of wallpapers can be gotten from a simulation site. I was very curious and that’s why that was the first option I went for.

    The section seemed to be filled with user-made wallpapers. How do I know this you might ask? There were different names that were given credit every time I saw a new wallpaper. I was impressed with some of them, heck I could’ve beat my meat to some of the pictures but there were also some very boring ones too. I guess since art is subjective, y’all could love them instead. I was ready to explore other sections of the site.

Stimulating Your Nuts With A Simulation!

    I was able to read what the damn site was about because I was looking for games. They let me know that the site is a stealth game about stalking a boy and secretly neutralizing all the girls who have a crush on him. I had to pause for a moment after reading that to lift my eyebrow. The Porn Guy stalks no boys and I was starting to believe that the site was in bright pink because it’s meant to attract all the horny yandere girls here.

    The game, while available for download was still incomplete. But, periodically it would be updated with new content. I was surprised to see a whole site dedicated to stalking a boy’s crushes but I had to get used to it because I was on a mission to find more information for y’all by any means necessary. I saw the option to download the game but without more info, I wasn’t gonna make the site’s creators happy.

    I saw where they explained the features of the game so I went there. They explained that every week, a new girl will fall in love with the Senpai you love. Your task is to eliminate her before she confesses her love to him. In reality, I wouldn’t want to be eliminating the girls, I would rather take them out for dinner and fuck them till they lose interest in the guy. But I guess that wouldn’t make it a Yandere simulation game.

    If you decide to play the game you would have to be aware of bugs like you’re in some old house. That is precisely why there is a section dedicated to reporting bugs. I’m not too sure this game would make any of you happy and satisfied. I personally find it to be boring and uninspiring. If I had to play the game for a long time I would go nuts. Y’all are welcome as always to check it out yourself to see if you’ll like it better than me.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Yandere Simulator

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I now agree with that saying completely. This site may look absolutely stunning to wankers that love this sort of adventure but as for me, I found it bland. I didn’t really enjoy the storyline or the features the site was proudly offering. If I wanted to do some role playing I wouldn’t pick the role of the crazy lovestruck lady. The game offers a very boring experience that you could easily get tired of. Do I recommend the site? I don’t think so!