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I was never really good at most sports that I played but I always knew I could cum first in XXXgames. That’s why there is none other more perfect to deliver a xxxgames.games review than The Porn Guy.
So, get your short dicks out of your imaginary step-sisters you weirdos, and point it in the direction of your screen if you’re ready to learn about this free porn game site and if you should be there.
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Adult porn games combine gaming with wanking to create a special breed of wankers that are ready to put down traditional porn and take up immersive sex gaming since that will feel like the most action they’ve gotten since they slid out of their mom’s wet pussy during birth. If you’re one of them, fret not, this is a safe space for you but be sure not to projectile jizz anywhere near me if this turns out to be good!
I got on the homepage and while I was still taking in their white and blue theme and some of the thumbnails, I noticed something that looks like it was farted by a Sumo wrestler. It happened to be an Ad that had an animation so I thought for a second that this is part of the site’s features for advertising their games. It really wasn’t and now I’ve gotta go wash my eyes to be rid of the memory of this bullshit.
The thumbnails of their games that I can see mostly display games that are a parody of well-known movies, animes, cartoons, or whatever is popular. So instead of Game Of Thrones, what we have here is Game Of Moans and instead of Call Of Duty, we have here Call Of Booty. With over 30 pages of this gaming smut, they’ve managed to build themselves on empire one wank at a time.
Most, if not all of the games on the homepage have HTML slapped on their asses to show that you can play their games on your device if it supports HTML. That’s great news for me since I’ve got such a compatible device. So later on I am gonna be checking out their games to see if this site is just a pile of dry cum or a wet oasis in this world of gaming porn.
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They claim to have up to 1000 games for Android and iPhone porn games that would cost you nothing to play. They also have PC games, VR porn, and a partnered live cam site called Ahegao and another live cam site named Snapwebcams because you cannot have too many live cam sites on a gaming porn site apparently.
I’ve seen many options of games that I would like to try out first but I settled on “Girl by accident”. The attractive blonde bitch that they have as their thumbnail looks like she should be taking this dick in real life, so since she can’t, I’ll settle for what I do in reality with my harem of sexy girls with big ass and titties who don’t know each other but only know and love my dick; I play them.
Since this game is text-based I wasn’t at all shocked that as I was playing it, it had me reading a lot with a few minimal animations here and there. I gotta say even though this isn’t a simulator-type of porn game, I was still impressed with the storyline. Now all I need is for some superhero to make a Hentai out of this game so I can actually watch this and tug my meat till I cum like I deserve to.
The game basically gave me choices to pick while navigating the life of a dude that had an accident and his doctors decided in all their infinite wisdom decide to treat his problem of being a male instead by slicing off his cock and balls and replacing them with a pussy and titties. So the rest of the game involved guiding this brand new girl into her life as a dick muncher. It wasn’t so bad and the animation was HD.
What The Porn Guy Thinks Of XXXgames
Even though most of the games are text-based, there is a wide variety of games to choose from here and since content is king then this site would have you wanking thanks to the large amount of games available for playing. If you’re new to the world of gaming porn then this isn’t a bad place to start because I found the site to be easy to navigate and uncomplicated. They’ve managed to jerk off a recommendation out of my balls.