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    We have to get to the bottom of this site with my Xporn-gifs.com review and hopefully, the bottom is plump, soft, juicy, and everything every red-blooded man needs. I’m a big fan of gifs especially when it’s some porn scene that makes you wanna smack your lil Johnson.

    This site promises a truckload of GIFs but my task here is to see if it indeed is a truckload of mind-blowing smut or if it’s just a truckload of roadkill. So, join me as we begin.

GIF Your Balls An Adventure!

    If you are in the middle of a serious work meeting and need a minute to go to the bathroom to whack one out for the clarity you seek then it kinda makes sense to rush to the nearest GIF porn site. It is one of the most time-saving ways to bust a nut and let’s be honest, it can be a lot more exciting than wanking to nude digital pictures or those NSFW magazines every young man has met more than once. All this site had to do was not suck. 

    The site was in Portuguese and the only Portuguese I knew was “C. Ronaldo”. I didn’t know if the Portuguese were kinky fucks like I wanted them to be for the sake of this site but I kinda had a feeling they were. I switched on my auto-translator and got ready to give this site my attention. It came in a white background that would make you shed tears if you looked into it too much like the sun. There were no options available to switch to a dark theme.

    The first thumbnail I noticed was auto-playing as it should. Don’t we all hate it when we have to manually load the GIFs ourselves like some type of stone-age creature? The first thumbnail started playing and I saw a close-up video of a load being shot in a woman’s mouth. I clicked on it and it turned out to be a category for those types of videos. The GIFs just kept appearing instead of finding them on different pages.

X For Extraordinary Smut Or Nah?

    I noticed a floating option with Portugal’s flag on it and wondered if the site was just being extra patriotic but I clicked on it and saw that I could switch the language. I guess I didn’t even need my auto-translator in the first place. There were so many language options. That’s what you want to see on a good porn site; choice. You should always be able to choose different options till you find what works for you. I saw languages like; Afrikaans, Arabic, Bulgarian, China, Croatian, Dutch, Filipino, etc.

    The menu was very revealing when I was looking for a direction on this site. I saw the following menu options; Oral sex GIFs, Pussy GIFs, Anal GIFs, Blowjob GIFs, Gay sex GIFs, and Lesbian GIFs. If you know anything about me then you’ll know that the first section I wanted to check out was the Lesbian section. I like seeing bitches who love pussy as much as I do. Plus I did see a hot lesbian clit licking video on the homepage in the beginning.

    The first GIF I saw there showed a guy fucking a bitch from the back. I had to look up and see if I got in the wrong section. I was in the right section and there was another video of a guy fucking a chick while her man was on the other side of the bed encouraging her. The next thumbnails mercifully showed some lesbian action finally. I want the people in charge to scrub that mistake. We can’t have dicks in a sacred section for lesbian action.

Getting It On With Xporn-gifs

    I went to check out their Pussy GIFs knowing fully well that they’ll still manage to sneak in some dicks in that section. There were tons of sub-categories in that section so I just went for their hardcore smut. They showed lots of pussies being fucked. Navigating the site can get a little confusing so you would have to buckle up and brave your way through the site. I would’ve preferred a more straightforward arrangement.

    There was no option to download the GIFs which was a letdown because I didn’t have any options for saving or favoriting your favorite smut. If you wanted to watch it again then you would either have to screen record the GIF or come back to the site and begin a painful process of trying to navigate your way to where you found the GIF originally.

    The GIFs are tempting and many so if you’re a wanker that wants to spend a lot of time on a porn site seeing new things then this site would be a right fit for you. It was fun seeing so many different actresses I didn’t know before, it was just a damn shame that there was no way to get any info about the women. Still, this was a pretty cool GIF porn site even with its navigating flaws.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Xporn-gifs

    This site was interesting in many ways and it’ll certainly be seeing more of me. If you can be cool with the fact that they don’t arrange their sections strictly and orderly then you would be just fine. I liked the high quality it most of the smut I saw on the site. There weren’t any Ads trying to throw a parade in front of me. So, even though there are flaws, the site still has some decent content to offer. Xporn-gifs gets a recommendation from me.