Xozilla

Xozilla.com

    Godzilla I know and Xozilla must be its cousin on its mother’s side or something! Either that or it is a Mexican dish that has more sugar in it than there are cane fields in Cuba. And talking about cane fields, some of you fellas need to grow woodies that are supple enough to wallop cunts something fierce and spurt cane juice that the ladies will be fighting to access and gulp down. Don’t have a sweet dick? Then go cut off what Mother Nature blessed you with, put it in a boiling vat of sugar, and pray for long life and even longer sweet dick!

    Anyway, here is my Xozilla.com review. Read this and weep, or wake up toothless!

Give It A Godzilla Wank!

    Give it a wank is the Xozilla.com motto and they might be onto something I say! So, let's all keep giving it a wank and who knows, we might be able to reverse global warming, and make drought-stricken regions wet again via the liberal outpouring of our collective jism!

    Now, Xozilla has a very middling homepage and site design. There are no standout features worth the name and everything in view here is easily forgettable without your trying too hard.

    Most of the homepage real estate is taken up with Videos Being Watched and New Videos thumbnails and there’s a basic search bar, plus a green Upload button atop the page. To the right are Sign Up and Login links and the main tabs are Home, Latest, Top Rated, Most Viewed, Categories, Channels, Models, Playlists, Live Cam, and Sex Dating.

    Signing up here takes less than a minute and with a membership card comes privileges like uploading videos, adding stuff to your list of favorites, or your playlist, and commenting on stuff. A Message function is also enabled but it does not appear to be functional. For one, there is no page where you can eyeball all members, check out their profiles and send them messages. That means you theoretically gotta trawl videos for comments and then add up and message anyone you like. But that’s not as easy as it sounds, because the fuckers here are a tight-lipped bunch, and finding even a single comment on a video is like finding gold bullion up the ass of your favorite crack whore!

    If you wanna see comments, then you gotta go to the Models page. These models can be sorted alphabetically and by gender, as well as by rating and number of videos. Model bios are detailed enough, and comments are supported on these bios. Clicking on member names here will take you to their profile page and this is invariably bare bones and I never found a way to send direct messages to any member, or subscribe to their shit. Maybe it is just me, or maybe the Xozilla messaging platform is more broken than the American healthcare system and in need of a brain-resetting and destiny-realigning fuck!

    So, the Sex Dating and Live Cam tabs are useless, but the Playlists tab is useful enough and has a playlist of varied videos whose content caters to pretty much every genre in the book, from hairy snatches to Asian nymphos. You can find XXX channels like Moms Bangs Teens, RealityJunkies, TushyRaw, Pervs on Patrol, and Fake Taxi in the Channels tab, and categories like Skinny, Dildo, Foot Fetish and Group Sex in the categories tab, plus easily check out the top rated, most viewed or an alphabetical selection of categories. The rest of the main tabs perform as expected and I would rather watch paint dry on the bare butt of a hairy grandma than go into them in detail!

Godzilla Cummeth!

    Like I said, the stuff on the Xozilla.com homepage is mainly divided into Videos Being Watched and New Videos, and you can sort the former by All or HD and the latter by rating, length, number of views, and comments, and recentness. New video titles include the following: Ginger Horny T-Girl Amazing Sex Video, Daisy Stone Lewd PAWG Interracial Sex, Tempting Alexis Crystal Incredible Porn, Japanese Hot Teen With Bubble Ass Crazy Sex Clip, Step Sister Sees You Beating Off POV, and Charming Young Lady Solo Finger Fuck. The Japanese bubble butt video was uploaded on the day of this review and is 15 minutes long. The chick here sure had a bubble butt, one that looks sweeter than any weed-assisted visions of paradise that I have had lately!

    The video begins with a fella at a desk who calls in the aforesaid chick and starts groping her roughly. Damn, that guy sure could use lessons on how to treat a woman, but then, this is a common type of behavior in JAV porn. Anyway, the fella pulled up the bra of the chick he was with and sucked her tits and played with it like a kid with a toy and that made me want to kick him in the nuts so hard he’s gonna be coughing up scrambled eggs for weeks!

    He later took off her skirt and started zapping her clit with a sex toy. Near the end of the video, the guy had her sit on his face and ate her coochie while there was a sex toy right next to her cervix.

    Lustful Indian Mum Breathtaking Sex was a better cock beater. This had a 25-minute runtime and began with a cock sucking. Soon enough, the plump Indian MILF was nude and her legs were up in the air as her partner pounded her fat coochie like he was grinding spices! A while later, she got on top of him and you gotta see how her sweet titties loved to bounce around and make noise! And by the way, this Indian MILF had a far better bubble butt than the Asian JAV model from earlier and I wouldn’t mind making her acquaintance and permanently retiring her coochie!

    Now, no playback issues were experienced during this review. Direct download options are not available, but videos can be shared and commented on.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Xozilla

    This HD porn site holds some promise but is simply not up to par. And that means Xozilla this will only do if you urgently wanna wank and Xozilla is the only porn site name that you can remember without over-straining your brain and getting a hernia you can teabag a thot with!