XNXX Massage Review
~ Pros ~
Sweeter than oven-baked pizza
Lit with options
Gay, trans, and straight massage genres covered
~ Cons ~
❌ Short videos
❌ Old lame videos
XNXX for obvious reasons is one of my favorite smut centers. I love the colorful, attractive, and imaginative site design and would be hard-pressed to come up with improvements to the whole shebang. What I like best is their amateur content and almost no one has the kind of quality amateur stuff these guys are packing. You could cum there all day and your system would be so happy it would work overtime making more jism for you to shoot at the sky!
This XXX site has porn covering almost every conceivable genre and that of course includes massage XXX. Here’s my XNXX massage review, and memorizing it could earn you a Nuru massage from the missus!
Calm Down That Cunt With A Deep Pussy Stroke!
Here’s where I tell you that too many ladies these days act all disrespectful and obnoxious. What their behavior is telling you is that it’s been a long time since they got laid and their pussy is scratching them so madly they can't help but take out their frustrations on all the men they come across. All they need to calm down and act normal is an epic banging and if you act nice they can recruit you to make that happen and to help reset their cunt meter!
So, XNXX massage is simply the massage-focused part of XNXX. Getting there only needs your searching for massage porn and voila, you will see enough of that to make happy ending massages the bane of your existence!
The massage XXX here is mostly professionally focused. There is a half-hearted attempt at pretending that the objective is getting a good massage, with the readily apparent aim being using the pretense of a massage to fuck a cunt or two to bits. I am saying this for those of you who might come here hoping to learn some massage techniques. That’s not gonna happen unless you are the type to take massage tips from Johnny Sins and co!
Now, XNXX has always been one of the sweetest sites to be on and browse through. There’s a search bar atop the page, language options at the left, and a flag option that lets you choose content optimized for varied countries. There’s also a pull-down menu at the extreme top right that lets you choose from straight, gay, and trans massage porn. Whichever of the three genres you end up with, you are assured of access to at least a hundred pages full of massage XXX.
Other options lets you choose the video quality, length, period submitted, all videos, a random selection of videos, or top hits. The top hits in understandable English are the best-rated content, with some having a 100% rating. But some of them don’t fall under the massage XXX umbrella.
Get It Up!
Better get that cock up because I am about to dive into and detail a few hardcore massage porn videos on XNXX! Yeah, get it rising nicely and I might tell you the best massage centers in your side of town where the slutty masseurs in place can massage the destiny out of your life and all the exuberant energy from your eager truncheon!
Now, XNXX is fully hardcore and elite. They have been doing their thing since Abraham was knee-high and Noah had yet to build his kayak or was it a boat and they have a knack for doing things better than most!
For example, their image content thumbnails are rather good, classy, and detail-filled. These have a preview feature and apart from the title sports stuff like the time, rating, video quality, number of views and the name of the XXX site or registered member each particular content came from. You can click on these names to see all of their submitted content that is on XNXX and that’s always a very time-saving, soul-lifting, and cock-elevating feature!
Sample titles include I Fucked Her Finally, Young Big Breasted Chick Gets Oiled Up and Massaged By BBC, Petite Blonde Massages Big Dick Black Stud and Fucks Him, Secret Handjob, and Blowjob Under Table By Big Tit Masseuse, Nuru Family Massage and Happy Ending Handjob By Hot Asian Masseuse. The latter video was okay but not hardcore enough to suit my needs. It’s 12 minutes plus long and all that was detailed was the chick massaging a guy, using his long dick to fuck her boob valley, and jerking him off till he came. And oh, she does have fantastic tits!
Creep Masseuse Fondles Booty Latina.pt5 was more to my taste. It is only 6 and a half minutes long, and the video quality maxes out at 360p, but it was hella great. It starts with a guy giving a topless but panty-clad chick a massage. The chick in question is slim, petite, and has one of these small tits that do not need a bra holding them up. She has a smile on her face the whole time as the masseuse expertly massages her legs, body, and cunt and was unable to keep still as the guy ate her pussy like he hadn’t had lunch all day and fingered her small slit like it was his favorite watering hole for the week!
Videos on the site play smoothly and load-ultra fast and come packed with associated tags. Absolutely no playback issues will be experienced. Quality is usually 720p or full HD, but there are old videos of 360p or 480p quality.
Downloads are free if you are logged in and there are plentiful playback options. But you don’t have to be logged in to upvote videos. Videos are however short for the most part and the average length is 10 minutes.
What I Think Of XNXX Massage
I am biased, but I do think that XNXX has perhaps the most bewitching collection of massage XXX of any site I have yet reviewed. Sure, videos here aren’t always of the best quality and full-length content is rarer than the queen getting an orgasm, but I do think that XNXX Massage packs a sweet punch and is very much worth a bookmark.