Xnalgas

Xnalgas.com

    The world is fucked to bits, to the gills, and the backbone too. Or else how do you explain a porn site having a name like Xnalgas? The thing sounds like the kind of snort you make when you hear that it was your brother-in-law that fathered all your kids and knocked that BBC of his so often into your favorite cousin that she can’t walk around without her pussy echoing and sounding like a cave by the sea! For sure, everyone needs to do a better job of giving their porn site a befitting name, or I am gonna get so riled up that the sun is gonna freeze over and the moon gets cracked wide open as often happens to sluts during their ultra horny ovulation periods!

    Now, here is my Xnalgas.com review. Read it and weep my lads, or I will tell Santa to send y’all a pics of his butt crack!

A Royal Spanish Fuckster!

    Well, Xnalgas sounds like a shitty gas seller in English, but the site language and content are almost all in Spanish. For all I know, the site name might mean something substantial in Spanish, but for sure I ain’t gonna waste my time finding out what that might be.

    Now, the site design is standard and average and certainly not the kind that leaves a thumbprint on your mind. The issues I have with the site design range from the background color that’s blacker than midnight in hell, and the absence of a Light mode and language options, to square content thumbnails that look a bit odd. If I was ranking site designs, for sure Xnalgas.com wouldn’t score 3/10, but I can be persuaded to boost that to 4/10 if the site admin is the son of a fine Latina MILF who wants a fine face like mine she can sit on while doing needlework!

    So, there’s a big search bar right at the top middle of the homepage and it is basic as a granny fuck on the couch on a boring Monday morning when the neighbors are all off to work and there’s the smell of apple pudding crowding your nose. The aforesaid search bar does have predictive functions, but the only thing it is gonna predict is the previous searches performed on the PC or mobile you used to access this porn site.

    Above the search bar are some category links- 18 Years, Big Cock, Collegiate, and Teens and clicking these links will either trigger a pop-up ad or bring up a screen filled with these kinds of content. And yeah, there are ads on this site, but of the pop-up kind only.

    The main site features are arranged vertically at the left of the homepage, looking for all the world like schoolboys at morning assembly. Included here are lists of friends of Xnalgas and yeah, they too are porn sites. The site features I was talking about include the Most Recent, Most Visited, Most Liked, and Photos links, plus a Category pull-down menu that only has 5 XXX categories on show. For real that feels like a slap on the face from a hand that has been up the butt of a hyena with nothing to lose! Like how the fuck is 5 XXX categories enough in this and any day and age?

    Anyway, the porn photos section runs to 11 pages and is filled with frequently hi-res image galleries. Some are selfies, while others are screenshots of both pro and amateur porn movies and you will find titles like Transexual de Chloe Rose, For The Fantastic Skinny, Very Sexy and Bad Spanish, My Mouth Is Watering and Kim Kardashian Is A Mega Mommy. The latter has fap-worthy images of the reality star and you are welcome to put your noble wood in your right hand and go greet her in the cumming way!

    The other tabs perform as expected. However, content updates here rather than a consistently daily affair are more like something that regularly happens every week but not every day. That sucks.

Unlimited Happiness When You Hop On A Latina Chick!

    I’ve heard it said that one fine day when the angels were hyping him up to the skies, the almighty was getting his cock sucked by a three-titted angelic freak and he was feeling so mellow that he thought it right that mankind should experience a little bit of what he was going through. And he made that happen by creating Latina chicks!

    The above definitely sounds like something that could have happened and for sure Latina women are normally beautiful enough to knock your teeth out. They are also so good in bed that just slipping your cock into their tight and wet snatches will give you the kind of brain fever that results in you immediately begging their hands in marriage and trying to cut out their pussies to create a portable snatch you can put in your pocket and finger whenever you get horny!

    Latina women are plentiful on Xnalgas. They are fine as fuck, with bubble butts that are equally fine as fuck, plus perky tits and holes that look like tunnels through which champagne and other fine wine can be expected to flow through! Just imagine spending a day with these chicks, visiting cloud 9 with them and going deeper in them than any x-ray could ever hope to!

    Now, videos here are on the very short end of the scale and you gotta sacrifice a Titanoboa and your firstborn son to even stumble across a video that exceeds 5 minutes. 2 minutes is the average video runtime and it sure is a pity that there’s no option for sorting through the available videos by length.

    The videos here are the kind of amateur stuff that was shot for fun and taken from social media handles. There is also content from amateur and pro-level porn sites, with amateur content predominating. A few sample titles are as follows: The Beautiful Colombin Kathryn Escapes To The Bust To Masturbate, Busty Spanish Briana Banderas Fucking At OnlyFans, 2 Black Sluts Swallow Extreme Cock Until Tired, and King Nasir- Predator Of Sluts When It Comes To Violent Fucking.

    The King Nasir video is from Pornhub and is slightly over 5 minutes long. It had almost 20K views at the time of this review -shameful given the kind of nasty king that King Nasir is- and featured King Nasir fervently putting the fear of BBC into a bent-over white chick, while occasionally mugging for the camera. This fuckathon was filmed inside a bathroom and y’all need to say intensive prayers for the continued health of the white pussy that this Nasir fella just about cut into bits with his sharp and ever-standing BBC!

    Heard of Mini Stallion? Well, she and another girl are in the 2 Black Sluts video. These chicks spent almost all of the video sucking the black cock of one fella when one of them could have come over to my place and sat like a queen on the throne I prepared for her on my dick! I wouldn’t mind fucking a tiny slut like this Mini Stallion chick. But what would I tell emergency personnel and the cops when my cock goes from her cunt into her stomach and lungs and leaves her at death’s door!

    So, playback is flawless here and video options are average. You can adjust the playback speed, but the video quality is fixed and seems to be around 480p to HD. There’s an option to zoom videos and you don’t run across something like that every day.

What I Think of Xnalgas

    Visit this porn site and you would struggle to remember its name 5 minutes later. The design, features, and content here are simply too unremarkable.

    Frankly, recommending an adult hippo as a pet for your toddler would be a better option than recommending Xnalgas for a bookmark!