Xlove

Xlove.com

    I am fully ready to find and fuck my eXlove because while I don’t miss her bitching, I do miss how that tight pussy gripped my cock and had me tap-dancing like a nutcase after every steamy session.

    So the name of the cam site that I am reviewing today is giving me flashbacks and I am hoping my ex would be active there waiting for me to come back to her life through cam. I’m also hoping this site doesn’t suck balls or I’ll just have to go on a wild rampage. Stick around for my Xlove.com review!

X Marks The Cum Spot!

    You’re gonna be asked if you’re up to 18 years old before you’re allowed into the site. This would be a fine time to email the site’s owners some photo evidence of your grey asshole hair that you don’t like to tell anyone about. They’ll be glad to receive it. Sure, they’ll throw up and make sure you never use their cam site but you would come out of your cocoon ready to blossom into a grey-assed butterfly.

    When I finally got on the homepage I felt like how a pretty girl should feel on Valentine’s Day. There was a lot of red that reminded me of fresh roses splashed around as their theme color. Now I am on my knees praying and hoping that after this pretty homepage exhibition, this site won’t feel like being fucked with a thorny rose in your asshole without any lube to ease the pain.

    The next thing that I noticed was the thumbnails that show girls that were live at that moment and making voyeurs out of every one of us. I’ll admit, not all the girls there looked good, some look like you’ll have to hide them under your sweaty nut sacks if you’re ever out in public and your group of friends are about to run into y’all. Been there, done that, still not proud of it.

    They have symbols on the model’s thumbnail to show if she’s new and if she plays with Lovense live on the stream. For the uninitiated among my audience, the simplest way to explain Lovense is by imagining you want to have an unholy relationship with your priest and since y’all can’t meet in real life without raising a few eyebrows, you decide to get Lovense vibrator to stick up your ass while he controls how much vibrations your butt receives from far.

Xtreme Live Fapping!

    If you’re into fucking twins, you might just be into watching live cam smut on twin cam sites. Xlove.com has an identical twin sister called Xlovecam.com. I’m not exactly sure what made them make two identical cam sites that show the same content and have only minimal differences but I’ll certainly like to know why. Maybe the creator of this site split up with his wife and she took the first site in the settlement while he had to make a new one that reminds him of his Xlove.

    I was watching a live cam stream of a bad bitch that has lots of tattoos that I really wanna cum on but after typing for a few minutes, she entered a private show and since I am here as a free viewer who hasn’t signed up for the site, I was kicked out of the stream faster than I could blink. Ah, to live in a capitalist world hurts my balls. Bring back real communism where she would be forced to stream her pussy for everyone without them having to pay tokens.

    They did give me the option to register for their site for free though. All I had to do was create a nickname of 4 minimum characters, a strong password, and a valid email. I was then asked to confirm that I was an adult before they validated the registration. They try to seductively suck your nipples by offering you free a VIP sexy video of any model every day as long you log in to your account every day.

    To keep things exciting, this cam site regularly has upcoming events. The current upcoming event they’re showing me is one that has piqued my interest and I may or may not have marked the date. They posted that on Monday, starting from 8:00 on 15th January till Tuesday 16th January, you’ll be able to see hundreds of topless models that keep signing up for the event every day.
If the site keeps this up, they just might make a fan out of me.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Xlove

    Xlove was a fun ride that surprised me a lot more than I thought. Usually, once you see one cam site, you’ve seen them all. But they have features that are meant to keep you cumming back to the site and that is really important if you want to keep things fresh on a site without having a BBL. Their upcoming events feature was a good surprise and I think other cam sites should have something similar. This cam site gets a recommendation from me!