XJavTube

XJavTube.com

    How’s life these days? Well, you better cheer up because the PornGuy is here with another JAV site review that just might drive your boner into the kind of frenzy that could turn it into a lethal lasso! XJavTube is the name and the name of the game here is to find out if this site is worth fucking with, just like a fat pussy that’s been cooking all night is worth fucking with as soon as it is dawn and its sweet juices have yet to dry out!

    So, here’s my XJavTube.com review. Read it and weep and try to pretend you would be happy to burn your porn magazine collection to stay warm during the coming mega winter!

The Best Cunt Of All Time!

    Is there a cunt out there that you dived into and think it has to be the best in the world? Did it make you speak in tongues and praise the good Lord for having the foresight to bring such a prime piece of snatch your way!

    Speaking for myself, there have been some pussies I sampled way back that made me speechless for days. I was like ain’t no way a bitch can be walking around with something this good, sweet and life-changing for connoisseurs of good cunts out there! I sure did wish there was a way to cut out pussies like that and sell them to the highest bidder! If I ever figured that out I would be a billionaire!

    Anyway, XJavTube calls itself the best site for all things JAV and that’s what inspired the best pussy rant you are seeing up there. Is the site the best? Well, that sure is a bold claim and frankly, I am rather leery of that kind of self-promotion/delusion. If the site is indeed the best, then its traffic and ad revenue should be able to reflect that and I was expecting XJavTube.com to post information like that right on its homepage as proof of what it is saying. But of course, there’s nothing like that to be seen.

    So, the site follows a conventional and mostly un-flashy design. It looks a lot like loads of other porn sites and if there’s a distinguishing feature I must be getting blind because it is not immediately obvious!

    The site background color is deep black, and there’s a basic search bar, plus some tabs. Registration takes maybe 10 seconds and all you need to sign up is an email and a password of your choosing. Members of this site can submit content and that’s the biggest flex.

    Now, varied content image thumbnails take up space on the site homepage. There are categories on the left, plus recent releases, search terms, and a random collection of videos. An About Us is at the bottom and this runs to roughly 200+ words.

Wank On, Ye JAV Fiend!

    Never let anyone intimidate you into thinking that your right hand is there to shake hands and eat food with. For sure, the only reason that appendage exist is to take good care of your dangling modifier and the only reason your left arm exists is to replace its counterpart when it is either tired or injured!

    Now that you know this, how do you feel about wanking to porn videos that are  over 18 hours long? That’s right, 18 frigging hours. Sure most of the videos on XJavTube are full length, but some barely exceed the 30 minutes mark. The longest videos however max out at 18 hours and there are 23 ½ pages of these, with 28 content thumbnails per page. Even more impressive, there are 7,404 pages of videos on XJavTube.

    So, there are Newest, HD JAV Porn Streaming, JAV Censored Porn, Longest Videos, and Full Videos sections on the homepage. Clicking the More Videos button on each of these sections gets you a page filled with related content, plus options to sort that content by latest, most viewed, longest, popular and random. Both censored and uncensored content is available, and you can hover your cursor on any content thumbnail for a preview that will let you know if a video is censored or not.

    Content sorting is also doable with the main tabs. These are Home, JAV Porno, JAV Censored, JAV Clips, JAV Full Video, XXX Tags, JAV Pornstars, and Live Sex Cams. The latter is a BestPornBabes.com direct link, with the JAV Pornstars tab granting access to an alphabetical collection of male and female stars, though bio/stat pages are not provided. The rest of the tabs do what they say, with the XXX Tags tab for example having enough tags to fill a train with!

    Did I say that the JAV Full Video tab does what it says on the tin? Well, I must have misspoke or y’all didn’t hear me all that well! See, there are videos under the JAV Full Videos banner that are a two, five and seven minutes long. I don’t know how that translates to labeling them as full-length. Full length my sweet ass! Anyway, sample titles include Girl With A Big Ass Woke Up When I Fucked Her, Big Tits Thai Beauty Gives Lovely Blowjob To Hard Cock, Cum Feeding Femdom and CEI Domination Porn, and Netflix and Chill With Lisa Schultz

    Know how this JAV site has so much content? Well, that is partly because it often has a great many copies of the same porn videos and lists all these copies at the same time. For example, in the Big Tits JAV category, a video titled Incredible Neko With Big Tits Deepthroat Dick and Enjoys A Passionate Fuck runs to two and a half pages. Yes, 2 ½ pages of that porn video only. Similarly, Welcome Home Fuck With Mature Pussy goes on for more than two pages.

    Posting videos multiple times screams fraud to me and I think I am the best person to find and lock up the site admins behind this JAV site and see what their asshole got to say about the deep questions my woody intends to ask! Of course, the whole thing might be a mistake, but there’s too much of that going on in almost every XXX category here for it to be a simple mistake.

    Anyway, content updates on XJavTube happen daily and there’s no issue with content playback. Videos are available in full HD, but you can tweak both the playback speed and quality. Downloads are not supported by default, but you can always use software to download whatever you like. Content rating is allowed, but only by members, and sharing on a wide variety of platforms is supported.

    Among the videos I watched was one titled Tight Asian Pussy Swallows White Dick. In the lead was JMac and a thin but very pretty Asian chick who has to be in her late teens or early twenties. She gets fed a dick, has her asshole and cunt licked, and is pounded so brutally by hardcore white meat that I immediately opened a GoFundMe to buy her a motorized wheelchair, cos no way she’s walking far distances after this!…. Wanna make a donation? Then hurry up!

What I Think Of XJavTube

    Well, XJavTube has good and bad sides, just like everything else save for the curve of Ariana Grande’s booty! It is okay for a casual look-see, but not up to my standards and therefore not worth a recommendation.