xGroovy

xGroovy.com

    I can’t hear the word “groovy” without thinking of my dear old mentor; the great Austin Powers. If you haven’t heard of him before I would like you to bury your head in shame and cry your heart out like you deserve to.

    Today I’ve been tasked to deliver my xgroovy.com review and to check if the Gif porn site would make us randy baby. I am a stern master and I suffer no fools so I am sure this site is quaking in its boots as I am arriving to be impressed enough to cum like I should.

Grooving To The Meat Beats!

    The homepage of this site is pretty basic and reminds me of Xvideos in their early days. Now that I think about it, xvideos and Xgroovy sound like they might be related, even if their relationship might be one of a stepbrother and step-sister who occasionally fuck and exchange ideas and exchange cum as well. I’ll have to investigate deeper into the site’s pussy to get more info about its origin.

    The background color is white and they have those thumbnails that start playing as soon as you lightly graze their clit. Most of the videos that they’re displaying have their video quality tagged on them. I can see that most are either 1080p or 720p. Thankfully they have better sense than to put anything in 360p in front of The Porn Guy since they don’t want to be smitten by my rage.

    Even from just being on the homepage I can see that this site tries its hardest to fit in as many features as they possibly can into the site. There are not only Gifs, there are lots of porn videos, photos, and AI pics for the Robosexual fans amongst us. I gotta say, if the site creators are going over and beyond to keep their site filled with content then they might just get a recommendation from me.

    There are Ads on the site but they aren’t those intrusive types that fill your screen while you’re trying to jerk your meat. Instead, it’s a little banner that shows you some bullshit that you aren’t interested in. I understand that they have to feed themselves somehow but if they really wanted to impress me I would’ve liked to meet no Ads at all. If the creators want extra money, they should click on their own Live Sex section and have an orgy there.

X Marks The G-Spot!

    The Live Sex section piqued my interest so I had to explore there. I was disappointed but not very surprised to see that I was taken to a whole new site that has nothing to do with Xgroovy except for being partnered with them. These creators could do anything for extra cash. They’ll probably shave your ass hair and ball sacks for you if you tip them 1 dollar. So, if you’re trying to make them happy thots, they’ll be glad to see you use their site to get on the Live Sex site.

    I noticed that they have only two options for sexual diversity on this site. There is content for straight people and there is content for Trans people. I’m just wondering if this site is choosing to put only those two options because they know they can monetize them better than the rest. Damn! I knew the creators of the site were money-hungry but I didn’t know that it was as bad as this.

    I checked out their section for GIFs and I wasn’t disappointed with what I saw there. They’re carefully arranged into; Hot, Latest, Most Viewed, Top Rated, Longest, Most Commented, and Most Favorited. These Gifs are of high quality and I made a beeline for the one that shows a woman with big lactating boobs and nipples that could pierce your eyes through the screen. I expected the GIF to only last about 6 seconds but it was closer to 30 seconds.

    After frolicking in their “Hot” GIFS section I go check out their Most Favorited section and though I came here not expecting the users of the site to have a good taste, I was pleasantly surprised to see that the videos here are worthy of a jerk or two. Okay, maybe more. This would probably excite the tits off my audience that solely donates their cum to GIFS whenever they’re looking for fap material.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Xgroovy

    Xgroovy isn’t as groovy as they made it out to be. Sure, it’s got all the features a basic porn site should have but it is missing that extra spice that sets it apart from the rest of the other sites that exist.

    I was impressed with the huge amount of content that they have but I was disappointed that they only cater to straight and trans folks when the rest of the rainbow flag is waiting to see some representatives fucking and getting fucked like sluts. Overall, I think the site is alright even though it is lacking that spice.