XFreeHD

XFreeHD.com

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    So, we are all gathered here today to see your ex demonstrate how she used to tickle your nostrils with her clit till you had an orgasm outta your ass! Or not!

    Here’s an XFreeHD.com review fellas and here’s to hoping it has enough hardcore facts and humor to pacify y’all and dial up the uses you can put your Vaseline stash to!

Free At Last, Free Fuck To Last!

    XFree.HD is all about free ASF HD smut. You ain’t gotta pay for anything and can watch all the smut you like till your eyeballs have had enough and decide to transform into tennis balls and get hit up Serena Williams’ iron-hard butt!

    That chick is married, right? Well then, I can tell you for free who wears the pants in that household. It for sure ain’t the fella with the dick, who probably has to chisel open his significant other’s cunt lips every night before he can put it into her and shoot his load straight into her cervix!

    Anyway, tennis matters apart, XFreeHD looks like shit. The site design and colors are very average and the only thing likely to put a smile on your mug is the many content thumbnails in view.

    Over on the top left is the site logo and a language menu with support for nearly 30 languages. Sign Up and Login tabs are on the top right and beneath the two fuckers is an Upload tab meant for members only. Signing up here is free and takes 30 seconds at the most. Once you have clicked on the verification link sent to your email and log your ass in, you can then post comments, subscribe to playlists, upload stuff, add stuff to your list of favorites, and more.

    Now, let’s talk about the main tabs. Home, Videos, Trends, Photos, Category, Community, and ThePornDude make up the main tabs, and next to the main tabs is a basic search bar, plus an option to change the site background color from its default black to white.

    The Community tab is the place to go if you are feeling lonely and wanna make friends you can talk dirty to and wet dream about gaping to the bone! It has lists of new and active members and you can chat up members, send them content, add them to your friend list, subscribe to the evil smut they have been posting, block them, report them, and more.

    Amateur, anal, big ass, lesbian, group sex, interracial, Indian, striptease, and vintage are a few of the categories waiting to wallop your fat butt on the category page. These XXX categories are alphabetically sorted by default, but there’s no way to filter them by popularity, number of videos, and all that kind of useful stuff.

    XFreeHD.com reports that it has 4404 albums and there seems to be no reason to say they are lying outta their cunt holes! Photos and albums here can be sorted by category, recentness, number of views, rating, number of comments, top favorites, most photos, and more. The Big Ass category for example has albums with titles like Ana Julia Big Ass, Bath Time, Slim Thicc Vic, and Horny Me, with the Celebrity category hosting albums like It’s A Must To Cum On Daisy’s Face, Emma Stone, Madonna and Jamie Lee Curtis. Yeah, album titles here sure could use quite a bit more polish and class.

    And by the way, there are private and public videos and albums here. Private videos and albums are not accessible unless you are friends with the person who posted them. Public stuff on the other hand can be seen by everyone.

    So, the Videos tab supposedly hosts like 322,135 videos and there is no swift way to verify that because you can’t go from the first video page to the last in a single click. All you can do is move from the first video page to the fourth, before being restricted to jumping forward and backward by 3 places at the most, which is hella frustrating. Still, the videos here can be sorted by type, recentness, most views and comments, fan favorites, longest, and top rated.

Worldwide Smut Assured On The Cumming Dawn!

    You know, you can tailor your cumming quest to the country of your dreams. I am talking about the fact that just above the video thumbnails on the homepage is a button labeled worldwide that when clicked lets you check out the smut from specific countries. You get Pakistan, Egypt, Malaysia, the Czech Republic, Switzerland, South Africa, Morocco, and even Ukraine. Yeah, there are Ukrainian porn videos on XFreeHD, which makes me wonder how people in that area can be at war and still find time to open their legs and shoot high-res porn movies.

    The XXX labeled as Ukrainian here have titles like Kiara Lord- Anal Evaluation, Sarah Hard Humping, Lovenia Lux Early Bird Gets The Dick, Young Russian Girl Fucked, and Rebecca Volpetti Pussy Overflows With Tons of Cum. The latter was uploaded 118 days ago and shows a blonde hottie nude on a bed. She massaged the fat batch of meat between her legs and there was a hard dick in her soon after that unloaded its shot, with close-up views ensuring we all could repeatedly see the cum trickling out of her. More sex in varied styles followed and if you are the type who likes close-up views of the action, all I can say is that this video has your name on it and all it needs is your address and cum-fed details!

    Over in the popular videos category is what else but a video titled Jane Wilde Gets A BBC Pounding. This 27-minute-long video begins with Jane playing around in her undies. She soon got nude and a fella with a BBC arrived shortly after and she licked, sucked, and manhandled this massive hunk of meat, with her reward being it getting stuck so far in her cunt you could hear her screams and pain and pleasure clear across Jericho! Poor Jane Wilde! BBCs will be the death of her soon!

    Now, public videos on XFreeHD can be downloaded at will and for free too, but all you can do with photos is to right-click and save. You can also add videos to your list of favorites and share them across a wide range of social media sites, from WhatsApp to Twitter.

    Playback options are typically limited, but videos load fast and play with zero issues and that’s something to be thankful for. That plus mostly full-length content and the ability to upload your own stuff.

What ThePornGuy Thinks Of XFreeHD

    Frankly, this site looks like shit. But it does have options that most other sites lack, like free downloads and the ability to chat up and make friends with members.

    XFreeHD on the whole is an endlessly entertaining and easy-to-recommend cumming wonderland. So troop in y’all and get the place humming on the double!