WankzVR

WankzVR.com

    I thought I better let you all know that there’s a VR XXX site out there that is clearly intent on sucking you in and spitting out your bones sometime in the next century! Are they bad? No, they are too good and have enough lookers on a rampage to gift you a hypertensive boner that’s perpetually wondering why you have chosen to stress it beyond the breaking point!

    WankzVR is the site I am talking about, and yeah, it is named after the greatest human endeavor of all time- hardcore wanking, frenetic meat beating, boner manhandling, and anaconda skinning! Here is my WankzVR review. Read and weep, fellas, and get a wank party going that Kim K would be obliged to show up at!

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    Oh Lordy! Y’all better come along as I pay a visit to the WankzVR admins and tell them to kindly temper justice with mercy and make it easy for folks with one-eyed snakes to live and breathe better! And the first thing they gotta do is lessen the amount of eye candy that’s on their homepage!

    Not to exaggerate, but this VR porn site has easily the best or top 3 home pages I have seen this year. I lack words to describe how gripping, boner-awakening, and perineum-itchy it makes me feel.

    Like 95% of the homepage here is filled with a slideshow of varied pornstars engaged in acts that will suddenly make it hard for you to breathe! This slideshow also takes its sweet time to scroll from one scene to the next and all this is a calculated act that works far too well than it should. So, if you have poor impulse control, I would advise that you make a strenuous effort to fuck your kissing cousin so madly, weirdly, and thoroughly that nothing you see on the WankzVR homepage has any chance of moving you!

    Slideshow apart, there’s a thin line above the WankzVR homepage that’s filled with tabs and user options. You can scroll down the page to eyeball a selection of top videos and at the bottom can be found some clickable categories like interactive, face sitting, cosplay, and redhead. Also present is a very professionally written About Us that talks about WankzVR being the home of premium porn since the first woman learned that spreading her legs would get her presents and diamonds. Plus a pussy beatdown that well could give her an excuse to sit on the ground for a while and wonder why cocks gotta be so hard and fierce to enter snatches, when they could be soft and plop down gullets with splashy aplomb!

    User options include the Log In and Join Now buttons on the top right and those are kept company by a language button that has 12 languages on tap, English included. Over on the left is a search bar that can be used to search for pornstars, categories, and episodes, but it has about as many advanced features as ThePornGuy has brain cells! VR Porn, Categories, Pornstars, Interactive, and Get Help are the main tabs and each will be examined in turn.

    The VR Porn tab brings you a selection of videos and these can be sorted by top, newest top-rated, and remastered. The Categories tab has a drop-down menu that comes alive whenever your cursor hovers on it and that sure is pretty to see. Mina Luxx, Hazel Moore, Eliza Ibarra, and Daphne Dare are some of the XXX stars housed in the Pornstars tab. There are 30 pages of these sluts and each babe has a detailed profile page that lists her age, height, measurements, and birthplace, plus a bio that must have been penned by a Nobel-winning pro. Of course, he ain’t as good as me and no one out there is!

    So, there are like 5312 pornstars on WankzVR and you can sort them by newest, all-starz, most videos, top-rated, alphabetically, and the date of their VR debut. Also present is an advanced filtering option that allows sorting by hair color, boob size, ethnicity, age, and the presence or absence of tattoos. And the all-starz thing is for those chicks who have been in at least 5 VR videos. Apparently, leg spreading 5 times or more in a video qualifies you as a star. Dunno what I would call the MILFs on my street that I bang like 10 times weekly. Maybe they should be classified as queens and princesses of the cumming kingdom!

    Anyway, the Get Help tab is there to let you navigate the ins and outs of the VR experience. Listed are all the headsets supported here, plus guides on how to make use of them. I would assess the level of detail in this section as excessive and obsessive, but in a way that makes you feel like WankzVR has every intention of you massively enjoying your VR XXX experience with them. Expectedly, a long list of headsets are supported, from Google Daydream to the Vive Pro and the featured range covers just about every price point.

    The Interactive tab, on the other hand, is there for when you wanna access 33 pages of porn of the kind that makes you feel like an actual pornstar.

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    7K and 4K quality VR porn dominate here. And the best thing is that access to all videos is free. Yes, you do not have to pay to watch content here. But do note that forking over some cash will get you the right to watch, stream, and download full-length content at full quality. Plus it makes it possible to lend your financial support to the babes here, who work hard to make you happy and take hard thrusts from BBCs that are of sufficient strength to pulverize the privates of your family members!

    You can pay $0.49 a day if you pay upfront for a year of access, $0.67 if you pay for a month, and $359.95 for a lifetime of access. You can cancel your membership plans at any time, but why do that when you are promised 100 weekly updates, plus access not only to WankzVR but 8 other VR sites, from BrasilVR to MILFVR.

    Take It To The Hole, Squirt Responder, Sad To See You Blow, Things Are Looking Up, Meet The Fuckers and The Customer Is Always Tight are some of the newest titles on this site at the time of this review. Expect playback to be flawless here, but downloads are gonna take a huge chunk of space and are multiple gigabytes. There's some solo masturbation XXX to be seen, but the majority of the XXX on this site is about what happens to females who come in contact with oak tree woodies that are determined to jam themselves into open holes to stop them from leaking and leaving slicks for fellas to slip and crack their skulls on!

What ThePornGuy Thinks

    Approved to the max! That’s it!