VRPorzo

VRPorzo.com

    Is it me or does VRPorzo sound a bit like VR poser? Hell, you could call it VR pussy and have the accuracy of a homing missile! For sure sites need to choose better names because their names are almost as important as what they pack on their pages. Like who in hell would find a name like VRPorzo appealing when it sounds like an Italian dirty word that has to do with fucking your mother with a frozen cow hoof!

    Anyway, rant over, I better get to my VRPorzo review. Read it and weep y’all or I will send out a hex that will trigger an epidemic of irritable cock liquid dribbling!

Fuckety Fucks Moving In Your Head!

    Y’all know what VR stands for, right? Well then, VR porn is exactly what you think it is, with the objective being to make you feel like you in the same room and within touching distance of the pornstars who are fucking themselves silly for your cumming benefit. Calling this kind of porn engrossing would not be doing it proper justice and I always find the antics of those watching VR porn in public hella entertaining, because they usually forget where they are and embarrass themselves.

    Now, VRPorzo.com has exactly 135,034 VR videos and it says so right in the search bar. That’s not a figure I would put my balls on the line for, but it seems kind of right.

    The site design is simple, classic, and attractive, with little in the way of flash. Black is the main color here, and there’s some yellow-gold to make the whole thing look classy. I would give this site 7/10 in site design and that’s cos I am a good fella who never lets the neighborhood twats go home with cunts that haven’t been cleaned out with jackhammer cocks if I can help it!

    So, the most popular VR category thumbnails are on the homepage. They are arranged 5 per row and further down is a more comprehensive alphabetical listing of these categories, plus another list of popular XXX stars.

    The search bar I mentioned before as colonizing the top right of the homepage does not have any advanced features. But next to it are buttons that let you change the default site language from English to any of the other 29 supported languages. Other options allow tweaking the thumbnail size, accessing free or premium porn or a combo of this, and getting your fill of straight, gay, or trans porn, or a combo of these.

    At the left is the site logo and it looks like something Google might need to sue VRPorzo for! Hover your cursor on the letter Z in the logo though and it will swing and turn into an N and that’s hella cute.

    Beneath the logo are the main tabs and these are Home, Categories, Pornstars, Popular Videos, New Videos, Top Rated Videos, and Our Network. Yeah, VRPorzo.com is part of a network of nearly 40 other porn sites dealing in straight, trans, and gay XXX. These include the likes of TubeGalore, DinoTube, GayMaleTube, and TubeBDSM.

    So, every tab here does what it says. I’m a little bit pissed off though that the categories in the Categories tab can only be sorted alphabetically. Also, the porn stars here do not have profile pages and them fuckers sure do need them. But when you click the Popular, Top Rated and New Video tabs, options at the top right of the page lets you sort content by popularity, date, duration, rating, quality, and source. That’s not too bad.

Plop Your Cock In The VR Life!

    As big as VRPorzo.com is, it would be a war crime if daily updates were not a thing there. Thankfully, stuff is updated there on the daily, or I would have had to notify the UN and the International Criminal Court and hope to see someone hanged for this misdeed!

    The newest videos here include the following: Amy W In Sort Your Cock Out, Candy MILF, Sweet Teen Angel Gets Fucked, Cheerleading Lessons, Nicole Black In Fuck My Ass, Wake Up and Make Me Squirt and Horny Hottie Rides Dick. The latter just like every other video on VRPorzo was hosted on another porn site, in this case at VRPorn. It had a runtime of 1 minute and the action consisted of 30 seconds of dick sucking, followed by a dick riding. There was an option to download it, but you had to be logged in first, or sign up for free.

    For those of you still unaware, VRPorzo operates as a porn aggregator site, collecting information on VR porn on many sites and enabling access to this as smoothly and conveniently as possible. That means it hosts zero content and is more like a middleman that connects you to the heavies that matter.

    And lest I forget, to access VR porn you need to have VR equipment and that can range from Google Daydream to something fancy from Sony or Oculus. However, folks are not made aware right out of the gate as to the kind of equipment they need to access these VR porn and that can vary. That really does not matter though, because nothing stops you from watching any VR porn just like you do non-VR XXX. Plus since the content here is hosted on other sites, you gotta go to those sites to see what their requirements for watching VR XXX might be.

What I Think Of VRPorzo

    This VR porn aggregator site does almost everything right and there is no compelling reason why a recommendation from yours truly should be withheld. So, if VR porn is something you have always been crazy about and you have a VR device you are dying to use, then add VRPorzo to your bookmark list and fap away!