VosFemmes

VosFemmes.com

    This vosfemmes.com review is here to save your wank. The name of the site sounded French but I don’t speak any French, I do French kiss if that counts.

    You’re gonna wanna see my review because I would be taking a peek into this site that from all indications sounds like a place for peeping Toms to get their rocks off. I’ll be very thorough as I uncover the site for y’all.

Spilling The Secrets Of Vosfemmes!

    I’ve always liked the French for their high culture, fashion, food, and women that scream ‘Oui Oui’ while you’re pounding the croissant out of their pussies. They are truly a different breed and they are the reason I was excited to see what this site had to offer today. The site hadn’t given me a reason to hate it yet and I sincerely wished it would stay that way because I wasn’t in the mood to piss on a bad porn site. But if it isn’t up to par, I’ll begin unzipping my pants.

    The site was written in French and the only French word I knew for sure was ‘Oui’. So, I had to have the entire page auto-translated to English. If I didn’t do that then this review would have featured a lot of guesswork. Not all the translations made a lot of sense but I could generally get a sense of what they were trying to say. Now I had translated it I was now free to check out what the site was about.

    You’re probably wondering what type of smut to expect on the site. The answer to that would be Amateur content. Most people like a good scripted porn video featuring all the lights, camera, and action but some people hate it and would much rather watch videos made by everyday people with a camera. There’s a rawness to the videos that cannot be explained and that’s why they are willing to brutalize their meat while enjoying the smut.

World Of Amateur Smut!

    As I mentioned above, amateur smut is what rules on this porn site and that explains why the thumbnails look crappy as hell. That’s one of the downsides of watching this type of content because with amateur content comes amateur camera work and amateur porn actors, etc. Any of those issues is enough to put you off whatever you came to watch. So with a site like Vosfemmes, you can expect to test how strong of a stomach you have.

    The thumbnails I saw almost made me believe I was on the wrong site. The first thumbnail I saw showed a guy in a ski mask sucking the strap-on dick that was on some pot-bellied woman. The next thumbnail showed an obese woman flapping about and the third thumbnail o saw was the first couple with the strap-on but this time around I believe the strap-on was now fully in the man’s asshole while he was in doggy style.

    I always knew that the French were kinky fuckers but this would be a culture shock to those of you who wank to normal smut only.

Making Things Official With Vosfemmes

    Sites like Vosfemmes are always welcoming to wankers who want to create an account. That’s why they have a bold icon on the homepage that takes me to another page where I can Register or login. It was a pretty straightforward process that ends with you confirming that you are not a robot that has nothing better to do with its time than invade their site and destroy their whole porn setup.

    Registration is free and they offer perks to fappers willing to go this route. You’re allowed to Customize your profile, you can meet other users chat with your favorite contributors, etc. They even give you access to their premium features but I’m not too sure if they won’t charge you for that. On the top of the page, there was some promo that wasn’t explained too well. They said I could enjoy a 24-hour trial for just €2. 

Go Deep Or Go Home!

    I noticed something after spending some time on the site. There were hardly any Ads. That was such a refreshing feeling because I’m used to Ads wishing to crawl into your butt hole just to get their info across. I don’t know if it was the personal choice of the creators of the site or maybe there is some French rule against Ads but I was definitely glad to have a smooth browsing experience. We need to have more sites like this.

    I also noticed that there was no section for Tags and categories. That was a bit fucked up because they had a lot of content and without those categories or tags to arrange them then you would feel like a caveman on the hunt for his next wank material. I would like to see them add those two features as I am rounding up this review. They had managed to impress me even if they had a few annoying issues.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Vosfemmes

    Vosfemmes was one of those sites that need you to be patient and discover the gems that it contains. When I saw their bizarre thumbnails earlier I thought this site was gonna be a disappointing mess. It turned out to be a fun enough porn site with a lot of amateur content that you’ll end up liking when you find your type of smut. Also, since the content on the site is 100% user-generated you’re gonna enjoy truly amateur content. I would recommend this site!