VoilaPorno

VoilaPorno.com

    Voila! My Voilaporno.com is here! For a while, I had been looking for a great European porn site to find content that would make me beat my meat till I see stars like the EU flag but I never indeed found the right site and my balls are now even more blue than the same EU flag. That’s why I was interested in reviewing this European porn site.

    Voilaporno sounds exciting, doesn't it? Like it was created by a French magician whose skills include making your jizz disappear from the balls or something. Well, I’ll be hoping this site makes our Jizz disappear for its own sake.

Voila! The Porn Site Presented!

    Well, I was right about the site having a French connection because immediately I got on their site, I could see everything in French and I didn’t understand a single word of French that was being used as the main language of the site. Since I wasn’t planning on taking any lessons just to fap, I went for the next best option of turning on my browser’s Auto-translator. And Voila! I could finally understand everything that was being shown to my face.

    I was made to agree that I am up to 18 years old before they let me into the French smut site. Since the site was French I expected it to be classy while delivering the most incredibly indecent content that my eyes would be glued on. Instead, I got on the main homepage and the site looked just like every other site I’d been on. I’m not sure if I was expecting the site to have women getting fucked with long baguettes for this site to feel authentic to me but so far, it looked pretty basic.

    The thumbnails on the page were all like billboards for whatever category they represent. For example, their sections; Amateur Asian and Vintage had actors and actresses and a thumbnail picture of their content. If you click on the thumbnail you’ll be taken to where you’ll see a lot more videos representing the categories. That’s the best way to explain it or I would have to use myself as an example; if the site had a category for Big Long Dicks, The Porn Guy would be the face and dick of it.

    Their menu was the next hole that I wanted to probe for info. They had the following options; Best, Latest, Categories, Pornstars, Our Network, Porn Sites, Webcam, and, Sex Chat. I wasn’t gonna explore the unusual sections of their menu so I noted their Categories and Best sections for later exploration. I didn’t give a fuck about their Sex Chat section because it’ll be a clusterfuck trying to know if it’ll be real people you’ll chat with and if you’ll have to sex chat in French.

Stripping The Site Some More!

    I went to their section for their best content because that has always been my secret to having a long dick. I only go for the best! I wanted to see what this site was made up of. The first content they showed me in that section was of a woman getting back shots from a very endowed BBC followed by another of two lesbians kissing the shit out of each other’s lips. I was tempted to check out some of their videos in the section and I allowed myself to be tempted.

    The first video that had the honor to feast my eyes on its smut was a “real” amateur video showing a hot blonde woman having her “first” time in a threesome. Even if I couldn’t believe the storyline, she looked hot enough in the thumbnail for me to ignore any lie. When I clicked on the video I was taken to another porn site that hosts the video. That was a little bit annoying since I had to first be welcome to the new site with an Ad gang bang.

    The videos played and I watched it to completion because if you must know, I have a kink for seeing hot milfs being spanked during a threesome. I was not satisfied with only that video so I went back to their categories to see which one of their sections called out to me. There were so many categories listed in alphabetical order so it was a bit hard to choose. I ended up choosing the Asian category because I had just eaten some excellent Asian food earlier.

    I clicked on the video showing me an Asian beauty taking cock as easily as if it is noodles. She looked like she had been specifically trained for the sole purpose of taking dicks. This time around they took me to yet another porn site that was hosting the video. The video wasn’t full so you would have to do more exploration on other sites to find the longer version of whatever you want your meat to see. After lots of time on Voilaporno I could see that they weren’t so bad when it comes to having a lot of content from different porn niches.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Voilaporno 

    Voilaporn was a trip to remember like a trip to Paris but with more perverted sights than usual. I thought the site was gonna be just like the others I’ve been on because they look the same but I was pleasantly surprised to see that their European style of porn content was a match for my dick like Cinderella and her glass slippers. It helped that they also had a ton of things you can watch in different categories. The site gets a recommendation from me.