Vndb

Vndb.org

    Get comfortable, find your wanking chair that was made for moments like these because you’re joining me for my Vndb review. The site was vndb.org and I was ready to invade all its non-sacred holes with my dick the explorer. It was for your benefit that I chose to do this.

    Every time a wanker wanks to questionable content, a rainbow dies. So as a lover of nature and the beautiful plants, animals, and titties that come from it, I would be thoroughly reviewing this site today.

Very Numbing Dick Blow?

    I entered the homepage with a wish to find the site in top shape. I had already been exposed to a couple of boring sites recently and I wasn’t in the mood to be bored anymore. I was wondering what the name of the site meant because it was clear that they were trying to pass a message to wankers. The sites I had just been on promised me content that would make me wanna wank even during the middle of a hurricane but they lied. I wanted this site to be great for their sake.

    I learned that the name of the site stood for Visual Novel Database. It was great that I found that out because I was already on my tenth guess of what it meant. My last guess was Very Numbing Dick Blow because I needed that after so much exposure to boring content that I had experienced earlier. I wanted to have some fun and I believe after this review I would pay a visit to the hot Milf that lives down the road. But, I was still gonna give this site a careful eye.

    When I got on the homepage of the site I thought I had waltzed into the wrong site. It looked like some type of futuristic forum with a million options written in fonts that only ants could read. It wasn’t what I had wanted to see when I got on the site, far from it. This meant I would have to do a lot more work as I was trying to figure out how the site works and if it was truly the virtual glory hole I thought it to be.

    It just dawned on me that most of y’all might not even know what a visual novel is. Well, because of this site, I believe you’re in for a crash course. I’m gonna be your lecturer and if you’re a sexy woman I’m afraid it’s gonna be more like a class session in a porn video. Visual novels can be beautiful and some can look like they were created in the far corners of an abyss. I was getting ready to investigate more so y’all better get ready, especially those who don’t know shit about visual novels.

A Course In Smutty Visual Novels!

    At the time of reviewing this site, they claimed to have over 30,000 visual novels. I won’t act like that isn’t impressive because it is. If anyone were to try and read even half of the novels that the site had, they would be reading till their eyes fall off just after the dick falls off from excessive wanking. I like a site that makes sure to give us overdoses of whatever content they are trying to show us. Still, this site had to do more to impress me.

    The site would have been happy if every visitor looked to the left and noticed the option to register out of all the millions of options there. Anyway, I found it and I was curious about what the process of signing up for the site was like. I saw where to put my potential username. There were a lot of rules about their permitted characters, I wasn’t interested in that. After that, you will need your email address. Then you’ll agree to be 18 years of age and accept their terms and conditions.

    If you’re looking for content that fits with the wishes of your balls then checking out their tags is probably to your advantage. I’ve seen other sites with horrendous tagging, I have seen many! But this site didn’t seem to have that problem. I was glad to see tags displaying exactly what I wanted to see instead of the usual treatment. There are a lot of them so you might have to be patient when checking out the tags.

    I saw an option to check out a random visual novel. I was pretty much done with the site but I can never say no to free smut. I enjoyed it even though it was for all ages. If you want to put your meat in a pit stop and let it rest from all the whacking you’re doing then you can read some of the friendly material until your engine is ready to go again. I was finally done with reviewing the site.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Vndb

    I am not much of a visual novels guy but this site was the closest thing to change my mind. It wasn’t all rosy though because I was a bit annoyed to find out that the site doesn’t host any of the thousand of contents it has. Still, it will point your cock in the direction of the smut. The main thing that made this site recommendable was the sheer number of visual novels they had. If you can look past their site’s design you might see what you like.