VintagePornFun

VintagePornFun.com

    You should be reading my Vintagepornfun.com review if you want some wisdom. Sometimes you have to go back in time to get the wank of your dreams. That’s why sites like these deliver old smut to new audiences like y’all.

    You gotta have a love for women with a carpet on their pussies. The past was the golden age for pubic hair and naturally big-titty women. Let’s see if this site can give you a blast from the past.

Time-traveling For A Wank!

    Vintage porn isn’t always a fan-favorite of many wankers but those that love it would go to war for it just to defend their way of fap. I also happen to be among the lovers of vintage smut. That’s why this site needs to impress me today to earn my recommendation. No pressure at all. The site just needed to not suck and the content needed to be the type that would make a man with no dick and balls still want to jerk off, easy-peasy. Let’s see what we’ll get.

    The site looked modern for a vintage porn site. It was dark and comfortable and their logo featured a cartoon lady sucking a pink lollipop. I truly didn’t expect the site to look like this when I first came here but I was pleased with what I had seen so far. “Vintage porn that aged like wine” was the motto of the site. Well, I was about to have a taste of that wine and I fully expected to be drunk on it or this site would be going in the thrash. I don’t like to waste time when it comes to time-wasting porn sites.

    There was an Ad showing free porn games. I quickly averted my eyes so I don’t get hypnotized into giving even half a shit about the Ad. Below that Ad, there was a section for seeing videos of vintage hoes. If you kept swiping then they would show you new videos to play. Like I said, this site goes out of its way to appear modern even though it’s hosting porn videos from as far back as the 60’s. I just hoped that they wouldn’t disappoint in any way since the site was off to a good start. 

Deeper Inside Vintagepornfun Than Ever!

    The menu of the site was short on options. I saw the following options; Home, Categories, Tags, and, Actors. The last option was “ThePornDude” but my browser can’t translate thrash into readable content. We all know that if you want a review with a view, then you want to be feasting your eyes on what The Porn Guy had to say. I was interested in their actors. I was sure I wouldn’t know any of them but it wouldn’t hurt to check them out. I wanted to find something that would be exciting for the balls.

    The section for actors was illuminating. I liked that they didn’t only list the names of the actors and hoped that we would imagine what they looked like or click on the name to reveal the face. There were both male and female porn actors in that section but thankfully even when they mentioned a male porn actor, the female he was fucking was used in the thumbnail instead. I didn’t want to have seen any balls and dicks in my search here. Everything had to be soft or no one was gonna get hard to it.

    Their categories were the next place for me to check. It was packed with useful info. I thought the porn on this site was from the 70s and beyond but the categories showed me that they had porn from the 60s. Seeing both the 60s and 70s represented by women in the thumbnails I can tell you that it was during the 70s women let their pubic bush grow wild as fuck. If these bush trends were still around today they would have a lot more forest wildfires than we have currently.

Looking Beyond The Bush!

    I found a video that I wanted to watch so I didn’t waste any time clicking on it. I wanted to find out if it’s a smooth process or if I would have to wait a while before it plays for even a second. I was surprised to see the video I wanted to play had no issues with the loading and playing part. Normally, sites like these would make you watch an Ad before letting you watch what you want to see. There was none of that madness here.

    Another interesting feature I found on this site was the download option. It was a good feature for the site to have because I dislike having to go to a porn site a thousand times just because I want to watch a particular porn video a thousand times. You would like that option so you don’t have to drag your balls across their minefield of Ads. So far, the site has managed to be a fun sort of site and I was satisfied with their content.

    There were so many places to explore on this site and that was one of the best parts about exploring it. If you’re a vintage-loving wanker then you would certainly not get bored easily when you’re looking through the smut on the site.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Vintagepornfun

    Vintagepornfun was fun to review because it was a comfortable trip to the past. Sometimes you can go on a vintage porn site and regret it but this site has everything in place to keep you actively wanking while you are there. There were some annoying Ads but they weren’t enough to affect the wanking experience on this site. I would like them to completely get rid of Ads but that is just wishful thinking. I would recommend this site for wankers seeking vintage smut.