XNXX Massage Review
~ Pros ~
Clean site design
Jammed with almost 60K videos
~ Cons ~
❌ Possible fraud concerns
❌ Wack sorting options
❌ Average content quality
❌ Lame playback options
Yeah, it is a good decade to be in love with massage XXX and watching such porn will surely give you ideas on what to experiment with during your next scheduled erotic massage at the shop down the road whose masseurs are all teen Asian cunts with tiny bodies and even tinier pussies that fit your cock like a glove!
So, have you by any chance heard of TXXX.com. It is one of those porn sites that never seem to get any exposure and today I will be reviewing their massage XXX collection. Here’s my TXXX.com massage review and it rocks like a fist in the butt!
Sex Massages Are A Thing!
Too much sex is rushed these days and that’s not how it should be. Erotic massages slow down the action, get you glowing, gets your blood pumping, makes you feel reborn, and drain you of cum like it has been sucked out of you by the cum god himself! For sure if stuff like regular Nuru massages is not a priority to you, then you are denying yourself one of the best things in life!
Now, TXXX has a standard homepage design. The homepage is indistinguishable from many others and has a black background color by default, though there is a Light mode at the top right of the page for switching things to white.
There are 56 thousand videos in the Massage category, with the most popular videos listed first by default. But there is a pull-down menu at the top right of the Massage section page that can be used to sort videos by duration, date, popularity, rating, and the number of comments. And next to it is a Filter option that lets you check out all videos, HD videos, or VR videos of a specific period and duration. That’s a good but average selection of user options and it is only mediocre fuckers that would be satisfied with something like that. While I can be many things, I am certainly not a mediocre fucker, wanker, cunt artist, and Vaseline consumer!
Also at the top right of the massage category page are Upload and Login options. And of course, only members can upload stuff, with membership being free.
Sex Massages Are A Sin
A sin is whatever makes you feel too good about yourself and the world and in that respect, there’s no doubt at all that erotic massages are a sinning sin! But then, if you are a hardcore sinner like me why would you give a shit?
Now, the massage porn videos on TXXX are professionally-oriented. That means almost all are professional and studio-shot productions, with very little amateur content to be had. The video image thumbnails here have that lustrous sheen that I like a lot and just hovering your cursor on them will get you a preview.
The title, runtime, number of views, and name of the XXX sites the videos were obtained from are also indicated. These site names are all clickable and tapping on them gets you pages filled with their content, as well as a brief but well-written About Us. Featured sites include Cum4K, Brazzers Network, Young Anal Tryouts, Playing With Pussy, JP Shavers, and Bangbros
Sample titles include Husband Watches Japanese Wife Get A Naughty Massage, Spying In The Spa Hidden Camera Pt 2, Jessa Rhodes In Massaging Jessa Rhodes, Censored Asian Busty Woman Oil Massage and Plump Mature In Massage Parlor. There is some full-length content here, with the average runtime exceeding 20 minutes. Update frequency is good, with multiple contents added daily.
One of the videos I checked out on the site was titled Busty Masseuse Gets Fuck. It was uploaded 4 years ago and is 5 minutes long. Before I could watch it, I had to sit down for an ad promising 2 BTC for every 1 BTC sent. It was supposedly a crypto giveaway authorized by Elon Musk, that perennial coin shiller. The ad is of course a scam, so better not fall for stuff like that if you come across it on TXXX.
Anyway, the Busty Masseuse video begins with a busty chick dressed in something that left zero to the imagination while having a conversation with a balding guy. They agree on a deal and he pays her and puts on his birthday suit. He gets on her massage table and she gives him a tit job. Then she sucks his dick and gets fucked on the aforementioned table, with her cunt collecting plenty of thrusts from an oak tree woody and still maintaining beauty!
Another video that caught my attention was Hidden Camera At Happy Ending Lesbian Massage. The video was uploaded 3 years ago and is 9 and a half minutes long. It opens with a fully dressed masseuse giving a beautiful chick with a great body a massage. In a few minutes, the masseuse gets naked and her breasts are the prettiest I have seen this week. She fingers and plays with the fat cunt of her client and uses a toy to stimulate that cock-loving hole. What a sight!
So, playback options are very very limited on TXXX.com. You can start and stop videos and opt to watch them on fullscreen. There are no other options than that. Video quality is not indicated too, and cannot be adjusted. But the filtering options on the Massage category page lets you check out VR and HD videos and there are 4 pages of VR XXX on this porn site.
Content load and play smoothly, but there’s usually a 10-second ad prefacing each of them and the ad in question is advertising what is very clearly a fraud. That is cause for massive concern.
What I Think Of TXXX Massage
My biggest concern is the ads on TXXX whose clear intent is to defraud. Exactly how the TXXX admins okayed ads like that is something I lack the energy to analyze and process. All I can say is that if you need hardcore massage porn, there are plenty of sites that make it available in a safer and sweeter package, plus with loads more user options than the piece of shit called TXXX massage.
Better give the site a wide berth if you can and bless it with your middle fingers if you can’t!