TubePleasure

TubePleasure.com

    Tube Pleasure is just one of those XXX sites with an unnecessarily descriptive name. This place could have been named by a fella with a penis sleeve or vibrating cock stroker addiction, or someone that has spent most of his adult life wishing he was a vibrating butt plug and could hang around in shit-filled tubes all day and dream about becoming best buddies with his prostate!
Here is my TubePleasure.com review. Read this and weep out of all them tubes you've never been fucked in!

Tube Pleasure Equals Square Delights

    Tube Pleasure has a design that’s as standard as it is intensely boring. Here, you have the usual dark gray background, plus a homepage that’s packed with category thumbnails. This could be any one of a million other XXX sites and there’s nothing unique about it and no pizzazz to be seen. Hell, there’s not even a splashy logo, and all that means this place cannot differentiate itself from millions of other porn sites. But then it does not even try hard to and seems very content with being mid ASF.

    User options here include a search bar atop the homepage that can only muster basic capabilities. To the right is a language menu which supports 20 languages, English included. Dunno why a site like this has such an extensive language menu. It is a bit like getting a second-generation Volkswagen Golf at a yard sale and putting a 1,000HP engine in it, plus a wing kit big enough to make the car airborne anytime your foot brushes the accelerator pedal!

    Categories, All New, All Popular, HD Videos, and MILF Porn are the quartet of tabs in operation here. The last 2 tabs are direct ad links though and not worth your trouble. But the All New and All Popular tabs will take you to the newest and most popular stuff. There, you can sort content by recentness and length.

    And yeah, clicking the Categories tab gets you the same thing that’s on the homepage, which is a ton of colorful, lush, and quality category thumbnails arranged in no discernible order, plus an alphabetically arranged category list and porn star list lower down. But not even a pretension of a pornstar bio page is provided here and that ain’t surprising.

    As y’all might have noticed, there are no options to register or login on this tubby porn site. That has both upsides and downsides and there better not be any forgetting of that!

Got All Them Popular Fucks Lined Up!

    What this place gets mostly right is believing that category thumbnails gotta look lush and glossy. Category sorting is not enabled, though the many categories are supposedly sorted by popularity by default. Wouldn’t bet on that being true though, just as y’all should never bet on federal and state governments never being in the mood to bend y’all over and perform an ass reaming that’s gonna play havoc with our collective life expectancy and mortgage repayment plans!

    Now, tapping the All New option got me videos like Busty Brittany Andrews Loves Getting Her Shaved Pussy Nailed, Fine Beauty Opens Legs Wide and Steady For Limitless Sex, Tiny Teen Gina Gerson's Interracial Porn, Thin Beauty Pumps Endless Cock Down The Ass, Jade Venus Trans Fucks Girl, Amateur Cutie Anastasia Gets Anal From Her Roommate, Stepsister Gets Hawt Screw After The Gym and Lubed Blonde Fitted With Monster Cock Hard In Her Succulent Muff! For sure, whoever is coming up with these titles knows his onions and has been around the block long enough to earn free weekend BJs from the local crack whores and nympho thots.

    And oh, there’s an itty bitty something I left out about this XXX site. Don’t blame me, folks. Hearing about the latest Yellowstone eruption got me a bit shook up, because all I have been able to wonder is who’s fucking that volcano to make her squirt fire and juice like that! It sure ain’t me and no one I know got a pecker that big! Sure it could be Mother Nature’s disreputable uncle, but I have yet to meet the fella and see what kind of naval artillery he’s loaded with!

    Okay, jokes over. The issue here is that nothing or almost nothing is actually hosted on TubePleasure.com. This is a porn aggregator site and all it does is have pretty-ass categories and content thumbnails for folks to gawp at. When you click on a content thumbnail here, you get taken to sites like XTits.com, JizzBunker.com, com, FetishShrine.com, XBabe.com, and TubeWolf.com. And oh, some porn aggregator sites let you check out videos hosted on other sites, then come back and rate the video. But that is not something that Tube Pleasure appears interested in doing.

    That said, when you click on a category thumbnail here and get pages filled with content thumbnails, on each thumbnail will be the title, runtime, and upload date, as well as the site where the content is hosted. Click on the site name and you will get pages filled with content from that specific XXX site, with these covering a broad range of categories.

    Anyway, the Thin Beauty video was hosted at XBabe and was less than 5 minutes long. It had a blindfolded slim beauty in a white dress gagging on a cock and bent over a couch, so that her cunt could be brutally given its weekly dose of hair-raising ramming in a variety of XXX styles. She even got on her knees so she could kiss the bejesus out of her partner’s asshole and I hope I don’t need to tell y’all that this is not the kind of lady you can play kissing games with. At least not till she washes out her mouth with unleaded petrol and bleach! And better be fully ready to pour enough of your cock down her holes to leave her crippled for the rest of the year!

What I Think of Tube Pleasure

    Everything about this place is basic. It does not try to stand out in any way and while that makes it easy to use, it also means there’s no difference between it and the vast majority of its peers.

    I cannot recommend the porn aggregator site that is Tube Pleasure and that’s on Mary had a little lamb, till I convinced it to donate itself for the everlasting glory of good cuisine!