TopNudeCelebs

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    Celeb nudes on celeb porn sites are never going out of fashion and you are always gonna get a kick out of seeing famous folks in their birthday suits and/or doing the nasty with an equally famous person. Top Nude Celebs is all about showing you that underneath their overly-costly clothes and shoes, celebs are still human and have the same holes, fat ass cheeks, dripping cunt lips, and hanging titties as everyone else! Yeah, this seems like the kind of place to take yourself to if you are the kind of person who’s always wet-dreaming about giving celebs the kind of rashly uncut and ardently thrusting sausages that their Hollywood experiences have never taught them to handle like pros!

    Here is my TopNudeCelebs.nl review. Read it and weep if there is a top nude celeb whose coochie has been receiving undue amounts of your attention during this month’s wet dream season!

Celeb Porn Site Nudes Are Top-Level Cum Drainers!

    I had to give my old bones a quick pinch and pull up the calendar to be sure that I hadn’t somehow woken up in the year 1999. And for stressing my tired soul like that, y’all can blame and curse the fuck out of the nasty grandma booty celeb porn site that is TopNudeCelebs.com!

    Seriously, this celeb porn site is one of the most dated-looking I have ever seen and I would be more than willing to bet a sackful of Mega Millions lottery tickets that it has never seen a lick of visual updates since Beyonce was a virgin! Even worse, this leak site does not make full use of the homepage real estate and there’s a thick-ass space on both sides of the screen big enough to farm some corn with. Given this state of affairs, all a fella can hope is that this leak site better be extra prepared to make folks so happy with the weight and quality of its celeb XXX leaks that they stop wondering why this place looks like the ass end of an alley cat!

    Now, let’s talk about user options and site features. Here, you get a small selection of categories atop the homepage, three rows of newly updated celeb galleries, some category thumbnails, a selection of the most popular stars of the week, a basic search menu that seems broken, the newest celeb video and album galleries and a list of top 200 celebs. The latter had Vanessa Hudgens at 126. Clicking on her name got me a page filled with a very extensive collection of albums, and videos, plus links that led to sites like Scandal Planet and SearchCelebrityHD, where more Vanessa-related stuff could be viewed. Do note that a lot of the sites you end up redirected to are not safe and you are better off not downloading anything there.

    Incidentally, Janet Jackson was at number 47 on the Top 200 Celeb list and the stuff on her available here dates back to 2008. You can see that infamous nip slip debacle, look at her topless pictures and that kind of stuff. Just how wank-worthy that stuff is will depend on how desperately horny you are, or how deeply you are into her. Just know she ain’t all that and there are loads of newer, hotter and cuter stars you should probably focus on.

    Rounding out the threadbare list of features on this celeb leak site is an archive page with what seems like every female celeb ever born listed. You can find the archive link at the bottom of the homepage and better be prepared to be overwhelmed when you click on it. You can also create and submit celeb galleries and the link for that is at the bottom of the homepage. Just note that there are rules to follow for that and you ain’t gonna get paid for that.

Nude Celebs Keep Celeb Porn Sites In Business!

    What would celebs be without the compelling need to show off their birthday suits and flaunt the superiority of their body and figures in our faces? Good for them I say, since they help out more than a bit to keep Vaseline sellers in business!

    Now, Top Nude Celebs is grossly lacking in features, eye candy and butthole cream. But it more than makes up for it in the breadth of its content. There’s stuff here that makes me feel so old I gotta go to the bathroom and start looking for gray hairs, as well as content that I had even forgotten existed. Basically, if an actress was ever nude or funky offline, or in a movie where she got her sensitive areas exposed, you can be 90 percent sure that this celeb leak site has copies/links of that and what’s more, will let you check out the stuff for free.

    “Naked” was a category I felt a bit compelled to check out here. It had stuff on Kim K, Dakota Johnson, Britney Spears, Hillary Swank, Amanda Fuller, Angelina Jolie, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Lopez, Padma Lakshmi and tons more. At the time of this review, the newest celeb stuff here had titles like Mr Skin Best Nude Celeb Videos, Britney Spears Nude and Showing Bare Ass, Olivia Munn Shows Her Tits and Underwear, Rachel Hilson Nude Boobs During Fuck, Zendaya Visible Tits In Erotic Scene, Lera Loren Flashing Side Boobs, Gillian Anderson Shows Breast In Sexy Scene and Selena Gomez Side Boob.

    As previously mentioned, a lot of what’s on Top Nude Celebs is hosted on other sites and these are often unsecured. Plus nothing here is all that exclusive. But there IS a shit ton of content very readily available and that’s very damn convenient.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Top Nude Celebs

    Well, Top Nude Celebs is the kind of leak site I don’t find myself at all that often and that hasn’t stopped my kidneys from doing their job! Seriously though, while there are a lot of shortcomings here, mostly of the inexplicable and annoying type, this celeb leak site seems to be on track to impress the galloping good fuck outta us all!

    So, bookmark it and hang on!