~ Pros ~
Extremely sweet site design
~ Cons ~
❌ No downloads
❌ Wack site features
❌ Senseless update schedule
I’ve never been to Tokyo, but for sure I have no problem imagining how hot the teens and chicks in that city would be. Hot enough to melt iron? Na. I would say hot enough to give the sun a run for its money!
Now, the site I intend to review today goes by the name of TokyoTeenies. Of course, there are JAV teens on the site, but the majority of the chicks seem to be adult women pretending to be barely legal enough to be allowed to squat on my face and blow bubbles with their pussy lips! Here’s my TokyoTeenies.com review- it sure is a pussified piece of art!
Teens Gone Dick Raving Mad!
If every girl I can see on TokyoTeenies indeed lives in the city, then for sure I am packing my bags and moving there this afternoon! Yeah, these chicks are some of the hottest I have yet seen, and their cuteness is on a whole other level. The way things are going, I might soon persuade one of them hotties to weld herself on my cock so we can waddle into the sunset happily ever after!
Time to get serious. So, TokyoTeenies.com has a very stylish, sleek, modern, colorful, and professional site setup. It looks far better than Pornhub and other big-name XXX sites in fact and must have been put together by someone who has insane skills and a big creative budget, plus limitless tender affection for the spoiled and ever-horny teen girls of Tokyo whose sole reason for existence is to suck all the liquid from all erect dicks!
You will find login and register links at the top right of the page, and the main tabs are present but easy to miss. These tabs are Homepage, Newest, Most Viewed, AV Idols, Categories, Videos, Webcams, and Members. Like I said, these tabs are easy to miss and that is because they are gray on a gray background. That shit needs fixing for sure.
So, the aforementioned login and register links at the top right of the page do not work. Maybe they are busy celebrating Easter and fucking cunts into the grave! The main tabs mostly do what they say, with brief -often extremely brief- model bios being available on the AV Idols page and category thumbnails like Anal, Uncensored, Big Boobs, Korean Girls, Teens, and Vietnamese girls locked and loaded on the Categories page. The Members page has a few thousand fuckers of all sex and if you hold a membership card you can add anyone there as a friend and send them private messages. As for the Webcams tab, it is a direct link to an Asian cam site and not worth clicking.
The rest of the homepage is filled with content thumbnails and these are very attractively colored and large. Needless to say, while there are many of these thumbnails, the homepage does not look the least crowded. That’s the kind of skill that’s missing on a sinful number of other XXX sites.
Unsurprisingly, the TokyoTeenies.com homepage has some ads. But these are mostly unobtrusive and don’t flash in your face as if daring you to get angry with them and do your worst. But there are pop-up ads on the site and these can drive you crazy if you let them get to you!
Of course, when browsing through a porn site you are supposed to have your ad blocker on and that is supposed to save you from the worst of the ads that most porn sites rely on to make a quick buck. If your ad blocker is off, there’s a good chance you will be exposed to enough ads to squash your eyeballs and that’s your damn fault!
Happy With The Dick At Hand
Dunno why exactly, but TokyoTeenies just makes me want to fap and not stop till I have enough crud to float my kayak down to the next county! I think the explanation for this is that the site looks so good and the content is presented so well.
For example, the biggest content thumbnail at the time of this review was of a nude chick spreading her cunt with two fingers and it was located at the top left of the site homepage. Seeing this thumbnail kept giving me ideas and giving my cock an unholy range of ideas! All other content thumbnails are of normal size, relatively speaking, and look uncannily like movie posters. For sure, precious few can see quality content thumbnails like those on TokyoTeenies and not get an urge to slap Vaseline into their palm and see how fat their cock can grow and how much jism it can shoot at the ceiling!
Now, let’s talk about the content on TokyoTeenies. Rather than videos, what we have here are image galleries only. The earlier mentioned Videos tab does not do the job it is supposed to and is a direct link to Osaka69. That sucks goblin dick!
Sample content titles right from the homepage include Maria Ozawa Is Handling 2 Dicks, Sexy Chinese Teen Girl Hot In Panties And Bra, Gorgeous JAV Teenie Masturbation Pics, Asuka Kirara Nude, Anri Okita Naked Outside and After School Ai Minano. Galleries here can be viewed in slideshow format, but images cannot be zoomed in. Downloads are possible if you are willing to right-click.
For some reason, there are content image thumbnails that will not load like they are supposed to, but will instead load a new page on which will be a porn site you are supposed to search for the image gallery you clicked on. Fuck! Some galleries also have download links, but these do not work and will instead take you to yet another XXX site.
As regards updates, there does not appear to have been new content on TokyoTeenies in the last few years. Using the Newest tab to sort content is a hit-and-miss affair too.
What I Think Of TokyoTeenies
Honestly, I am so disappointed here. I was expecting an awesome experience upon seeing a site with one of the cleanest and most impressive site designs on the market, but that was not the case.
First, TokyoTeenies has more pop-up ads than might seem obvious at first glance and there are limited site features, plus tabs that do not do their advertised job. Even the image galleries on the site aren’t of the best quality and cannot be downloaded, not unless you are a right-clicking person, plus the update frequency can only make sense if the site admin died in 2019 or so and has not been replaced since!
I can’t recommend this site and will do my best to forget all about it. For sure TokyoTeenies is a disappointment and only a warm welcome from the pussy I have ready in my bed will wipe away the sour taste I got in my mouth from reviewing this pretty but essentially useless JAV site!