TokyoMotion.net
With my tokyomotion.net review, you’ll be able to decide if this is the site of your ball’s dreams. When you hear the words Tokyo and motion in one place you can’t help but think of fast and furious. Well, this Japanese adult video site has nothing to do with that. But, if the site is decent enough, you might get to wank fast and furiously while happy.
So, I want y’all to be paying close attention to my words as I begin the review. You have to pretend these words are bouncy tits and just keep watching until the end. I’ve thought y’all a new trick and we’ll see if we can learn something new on the site as well.
Fast And Curious About The Site!
Tokyo is always on my list of cities I want to see. I wanted to be inside the city and maybe inside a few 100 pretty Tokyo women. Since I wasn’t on a plane to that location I hoped this site would give me the closest feeling to being in Tokyo. At the very least, I hoped that the site would be designed in a fancy way and that the content would give my right arm an exercise to remember if you catch my Tokyo drift. I got on the homepage ready to be welcomed into their world of smut.
The site looked pretty good even though it came in a white background. I still don’t understand how hard it is to give us the option to make the site dark-themed when we want to. It’s almost as if this is the origin of the myth that too much masturbating causes blindness. Maybe too much looking at a bright theme is the real villain that has escaped the law. Well, I am the law and this site gets a pass from me because of how sexy the thumbnails they were showing me looked.
I came to the site expecting to see fancy movie posters for their thumbnails but the ones I saw were more down to earth. By that, I mean the pictures of the women they used showed them with a dick inside them. As much as I love those fancy Asian porn video posters, I like to know what my meat stands to gain if I watched the video. I guess I was an old-fashioned wanker or a former Playboy magazine-loving wanker. I wanted to see more of what the site had to offer my dick.
A lot of their videos looked amateurish in a good way. As much as we all love studio content, sometimes we wanna see some amateur wannabe porn actors and actresses fucking the shit out of each other on hay in a barnyard or something. The problem that came with amateur content was the quality of the videos. No true amateur is gonna use a state-of-the-art video camera to shoot his video like the big studios do. So, prepare for a lot of grainy videos that may or may not satisfy you. I was getting ready to look deeper into the site’s hole.
Is It Safe To Have A Fast And Furious Wank?
I looked at the top of the homepage and saw the option to sign up and create my Tokyo Motion account. I had no intention of becoming a member of the site but some of y’all might be interested in the process. I was asked to choose a username that no other wanker has used before, I was also asked to choose a password that would be confirmed twice. After inputting my email, and gender, and confirming that I was not a robot, I would have been signed up. Too bad that I pulled out. I wanted to see their videos instead.
Loading a video was as easy as Mia Khalifa trying to fit 3 dicks in her holes at the same time. I checked out a video showing a preppy-looking girl who was crossing her eyes, sticking her tongue out, lifting her hands, and shaking her small titties for my dick’s amusement. Naturally, I prefer voluptuous tits but she was cute enough for me to overlook the size. I only wanted to put her in some Japanese school uniforms and bang her till next week. The video wasn’t in HD but it was good enough to watch without squinting.
I checked out their menu to find any interesting options that would give me a video that could cause a happy ending. I saw the following options there; Videos, Photos, Tags, Categories, Community, JavHD, and a final option that wasn’t an option. It was a link to The Porn Dude’s site and if you wanted your dick, balls, and brain to shrink then you can click on the link. You already know it’s The Porn Guy you should trust for all things related to porn.
I checked their categories and saw a lot of interesting options. I saw options like; Hentai, Euro, Homemade, Amateur, Pissing, Voyeur, Webcam, Asian, etc. I liked the idea of checking out their homemade section. It turned out to be a good choice because I found the best pair of tits on the site. She was dressed as a cow and had milkers that should be milked. Watching the video was easy again so I made sure to check out more categories like Hentai. The site didn’t disappoint.
What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Tokyomotion
Tokoyomotion was fun to be on. I liked how straightforward the site was and how attractive its design was as well. It wasn’t perfect but it kept me satisfied throughout my entire time on the site. Wankers coming to the site would enjoy a smooth experience without any dick-pulling Ads popping up out of nowhere like genital warts. I would certainly recommend this site to my audience after the time I’ve just had on the site. I would be back on the site too!