TnaFlix

TnaFlix.com

    I know of TNA Wrestling, but TNAFlix is Latin to me! TNAFlix is one of those XXX sites that are like clones of each other. Yeah, it is content-crammed, but is that good enough for the 21st century?

    Better tune into this TNAFlix.com review and see that and more questions answered slickly enough to make water-based lube unnecessary!

Porn With Impact

    Crowded asf. That’s my first and most persistent impression of the TNAFlix homepage. Most of the homepage is taken up with video image thumbnails and there’s a long and vertical list of categories at the left side of the page, plus tabs atop the page, and content sorting options below these.

    The very top has the site logo and motto at the far left, a search bar a little away from it, upload and login/signup tabs at the far right, and a language menu at the extreme right. All that makes the screen far more crowded than it should be and it doesn’t help that the background color is a deep black that makes you think this site might have been set up by a mortician’s attendant who likes dead things crowding all around him!

    As you might have guessed by now, I am not a fan of TNAFlix’s site design. It is simply too generic and there’s nothing special about it that I could point out if the fate of the universe and dear Britney Spears’ pussy depended on it!

    Now, the tabs here are Home, Videos, Photos, Categories, Channels, Pornstars, Tags, Members, and Live Sex and most of these have a pull-down menu. If you know the way to Chaturbate and Bonga Cams then you should do your best to pretend that the Live Sex tab here does not exist. I am not saying the cam site it leads to is bad, but there’s absolutely nothing there you will not find in loads of other cam sites.

    The Members tab is there for checking out the wanking community on TNAFlix and the Tags tab is seriously content-packed. There are probably enough tabs there to invent a new language!

    Know something weird? There’s a comprehensive and alphabetical list of pornstars in the Pornstars tab on TNAFlix. All these XXX stars have a short bio and stuff, but that is not weird.

    The weird thing is that they are all listed as TNAFlix members and you can supposedly send them messages, follow them and add them as friends. Why, that’s weirder than the son of the almighty turning water into 100-year old Jack Daniel whiskey at a wedding in Galilee or Canaan or wherever this supposedly happened!
Anyway, you better rush to TNAFlix right now and get to be BFF with the likes of Abella Danger, Kendra Lust, Alexis Texas, Cherie DeVille, Mia Malkova, Mia Khalifa, Elsa Jean, and Emily Willis! Play your cards right and you might be lucky enough to have these ladies paying you visits on the regular and sitting on your face so that you can blow some cool air into their itchy cunts! Better know-how to blow hard, or start taking lessons now!

    Once you are on the pornstars page, apart from sorting these sluts alphabetically, you can also sort them by name, gender, age group, ethnicity, country, cup size, fake or genuine tits, tattoos, and piercings. These sorting options are to the left of the main pornstars page. Other sorting options are apparent when you hover your cursor on the Pornstars tab. With these options, you can check out the trending and most popular stars, as well as those with the most videos, and subscribe to any star of your choice and all with a single click.

    Have your cursor acting like Aladdin's flying carpet over the Channels tab and you can speedily access top channels like Blacked, Brazzers, Tushy, and Vixen and seek out the top-rated, most popular, and most recent channels. Plus there are 48 pages of channels on TNAFlix, which is an impressive feat of arms and cocks!

    I could spend the next few hours yapping about the rest of the tabs, but how about I save my time and yours by telling you that they do what they say on the tin. There weren’t enough categories in the Categories tab to impress my jaded senses, but the hi-res images in the Pictures tab are such as to make my cock all sharp, pointy and in the mood to go through vaginas like a hot knife through butter!

    Hovering your cursor over the Photos tab brings up options that allow content sorting by a small selection of popular searches, plus the most recent, popular, and top-rated galleries. There are also lots of sorting options in the video tab and with these, you can sort videos by length, popularity, rating, and newness.

Time To Wank

    Dunno about y’all, but I am so tired I could sleep on the laps of the queen and not lay a single finger on her! I am also so horny my right hand could milk more liquid out of my system than a farmer could get from his prized milch cow in a week! Time to do something about that!

    Now, there have to be tens of thousands of videos on TNAFlix, if not millions. Content quality is average at best, and the runtime averages 10 minutes. The upload frequency is rather amazing with over 1,700 videos uploaded during the 24 hour period I was on the site for this review. It is either the guys at TNAFlix laid out the welcome mat by uploading boatloads of stuff on the day they knew I was gonna check out their site, or they are working hard to erase the record for the most content uploaded on an XXX site within 24 hours!

    Amateur is for some reason the most used tag here. I went to the Tags tab and tapped this with all the erotic feeling I could muster! The sample amateur titles I was confronted with included Beautiful Babe Masturbate Wet Pussy, Australian Rides Strap-on Cock, Too Much Dick and Horny Redhead Squirts and Quivers While Banged Balls Deep. Sounds nice, right? Well, not all titles are in English, so be prepared for titles that make as much sense as 5 tits on a housefly!

    An amateur video titled Asian Housewife was one of the first I might have wanked to. Better don’t ask for details! In this 6-minutes long video, the highest supported content quality is 480p and the lowest is 144p. In the video, someone meets a rather pretty and nubile housewife outdoors, takes her to a hotel room, and bangs the golden pennies out of her. That’s the long and short of it and you are advised to take yourself to YTukTuk.com for the full video. And oh, there was no condom use here, safe sex be damned and the housewife in question does have a rather compelling set of knockers!

    Video downloads are possible on TNAFlix.com without having a membership card. But content rating and comments, as well as screenshotting are for members only. The provided video player is basic but sufficient for the purpose. Video quality varies, with some maxing out at 360p to 480p, though there are others in 720p and full HD.

What I Think of TnaFlix

    I honestly cannot think of even a single reason to tell you why this site is worth a visit or worth remembering. It is simply not worth the effort and you are better off watching the neighborhood ladies through their bathroom curtains and wanking away!