TheNude

TheNude.com

    You’re welcome to my thenude.com review. Why, who doesn’t like a good load of nude pictures to get them through a depressing time for their balls, especially if it’s the right type of smut?

    If this is what you’re looking for in a porn site, then my review should be paid lots and lots of attention. Today, we will find out once and for all if old nude magazines like Playboy win these young online pic porn sites.

Baring This Site Till It Is In The Nude!

    Since this is a review, this site deserves some good hard scrutiny. Right to the home page then. I’m greeted with a not-so-large “the nude” heading and like a pimp with his hoes, this site flaunts its models for every wanker to see. Offering over 46k models on their site. I noticed it’s somewhat of a premium site and money is talked in these places. At least they were offering a 50% discount, so you could either stick with the free porn or have a run-through with your wallet.. for your ball’s sake.

    You’d expect to see a lot of categories here and there but this site is different as I can spot very few, around just 12 categories. From Big boobs to Asians, Latinas, and the like. They have won a little bit of my interest… for now at least. They also had live cams in case you felt like leaving the porn picture site and visiting a digital strip club to spray some virtual cash.

Wanna See Nude Bitches Eh?

    This site uploads new loads of porn pictures frequently for wankers to lessen their load.
I clicked on the thumbnail that said “Ebony” to see what type of smut they had cooking there.
The site put their ebony on display with photographs alongside their names or aliases. I made sure to click on one and I selected an ebony with one of her tits hanging out from her unexpectedly not-so-nude outfit. The outfit she had on was the type to make you wanna pull it off her with your teeth like some kinda Spanish playboy.

    I saw her profile and let me just tell you that it’s a whole thing. I can see major profiling of the woman from name to birthplace to body type and description. Even down to official handles. They would have given their addresses but they know they can’t trust some of the horny wankers who visit the site.

    I was feeling adventurous so I went to check out some galleries. It was filled with pictures of women wearing clothes that would be taken off later for certain. They didn’t want any of y’all having a show until you’re deep in there. I found an ebony bitch and made sure to look at all her galleries had to offer. There were more high-quality pictures than I thought I would see. That was refreshing.

    I went to another category, the one with the models with big boobs that I had been eyeing since. This thick sexy bitch has just the same profiling format as already mentioned before. No galleries here, just web links that’ll most likely lead me to another page entirely where you’ll have to pay through your dick hole just to see her pictures. So yeah, not what I’m looking for.

Yellow Pages For Nude Models?

    After a while of prodding, I discovered the use of this site, it was basically a directory for wankers to find models and get their web links to their work done. They even went as far as giving a shoutout to TeamSkeet for the images they were using of a model. You can see her social media handles and the category her pictures or videos are characterized as.

    All you have to do is slide to the right to see different pictures of the model and the work she’s done. The one I was seeing had a lot of anal scenes, I bet her asshole is now wide enough for the Super Mario bros to drive a kart in. A lot of info is given about the model. They even let wankers know if she has fake tits or not. Now that is how to look out for your fellow man.
If you wanna know when the model was first seen and when she was last seen you can enjoy that. Is that a little bit creepy? I don’t know, I’m not a judge for wankers, I’m a judge for sites like these that need the hot justice of The Porn Guy.

    I’m gonna list some of the info that you can find on your favorite model when you’re on this site. I saw; measurements, hair color, ethnicity, piercings, breast size, social media, agencies, tattoos, tags, etc. I know they would probably include the model’s grandmother’s name if they could. They’re thorough with that shit. They lock some photos of the models because they need you to subscribe. If you subscribe they try to get immersive and allow you to rate covers and other nonsense that sounds like too much stress to me. I was fine with the few pictures in the gallery and I was done with this review.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of TheNude

    Thenude wasn’t very revealing until the end when I understood that the site was just all about its money-making. They try a lot to get you interested in their subscription so you can spend your cash and make them happy. They do have a lot of info for wankers who love to participate in picture-rating activities. The nudes in the galleries are merely bait for you to hook your mouth on. I would say this site is terrible for wankers looking for free smut and decent for wankers who like to participate and pay.