~ Pros ~
Good quality videos and images
~ Cons ~
❌ Site design should be a crime
❌ Content not properly sorted
❌ Broken links
❌ Not enough videos
❌ No downloads
If you have ever picked up a book then you must have heard of the Huns! Those were mean motherfuckers and the fear of them was the beginning of wisdom ages ago. They are not around today, or else they might have raised holy hell and cut a few throats when a pornsite was set up with their name!
The pornsite I am referring to at the moment is TheHun.net. It has a dated look, lots of content, and loads of potential. Here’s my The Hun review.
Want to feel so old that your bones creak? All you have to do to make that happen is to check out The Hun homepage! This does not look to have been updated since at least the last few years of the 20th century and is poorly organized, not to mention painful to the eyes. There’s not much to like about the site homepage, but at least it works and that I can be thankful for.
I am not sure what the site background color is. I guess it is a sort of yellow, but some portions of the homepage have different background colors, so it is hard to know for sure. Anyway, the top of the page has a chosen image of the day, plus the site logo. The logo shows a huge fella with horns on his head and his massive arms wrapped around a couple of ladies with breasts that are big enough to play soccer with!
Beneath these memorable figures is a black banner and nestled in this is a search bar, plus some tabs. These tabs comprise Our Blog, Tube, Overflow, Thumbs-up, Archive, Popular, Hunstore, Hundating, and Info. Both the Popular and Our Blog tabs have pull-down menus. The pull-down menu in the first lets you search from Anal, Lesbian, Did You Know, the Archives, and more. The Our Blog tab on the other hand lets you search through all the site posts and there are a lot of them. These have titles like Penis Fish, No Nut November Nonsense, and Flying Penises.
In case you are scratching your head, rest assured that penises do not fly. The blog post I mentioned was all about amulets in the British Museum, one of which was a wind-chime shaped like a penis that had balls, bells, and little wings attached. That’s too freaky for my taste and I sure don’t want anything like that in any home of mine. Of course, you are welcome to feel different.
More On The Homepage
So, the Hun Dating tab is where you can hook up with fellas and bitches. Clicking that tab opens a new tab where you can choose your sex and preferences, enter your email and go looking for whatever cumming things make you happy. The Hunstore tab has XXX toys, XXX DVDs, and the like available for purchase, plus pornstar profiles you might need to have a very good look at. The Info tab lets you submit content on The Hun, advertise, or get in touch with the site admins.
Now, to be frank, there appears to be an overwhelming amount of content right on The Hun homepage. At the very top is an article that talks about the porn collections of one guy named David Werking, from Michigan. Poor guy had his porn collection destroyed by his parents and now he’s suing them for the loss. I can sympathize!
Photo galleries fill up most of the homepage. You can view this for free and even zoom in on the action, but downloads are out of the option. Gallery titles include An Exotic Amateur Girl Spreading From Channy, A Tattooed Blonde Getting It From Paul, A Busty Woman Taking A Shower In UK, and A Brunette Stripping Down From Beatrice. Did I mention names like Paul and Beatrice? Well, from what I can see, they are the ones that submitted content that bears their name. That’s how it works here, with user-submitted content often bearing the name of those who made them available.
Below the Galleries is the Hun Tube section. This has smut without titles. Just the runtime is listed, but if you hover your cursor over them the titles appear. Sample titles include Girls Doing Lucky Guys, Amateur XXX, Girls Loving Anal Sex, and Asian Amateur Action. Videos in this section are limited in number and length. More can be accessed by clicking a link beneath the tube section. Actually, less than 30 porn videos can be found in this section, which is not something to go giddy over.
Videos all load very fast and are of great quality. Once you click on a video, you can find even more underneath it and these do not show up in the Hun Tube video section. Click on these videos though and you will get a message that they are expired. Just how does a video expire? It is not exactly a perishable commodity.
The rest of the homepage has top voted galleries and an assortment of galleries, some of which take you off-site, while a few others appear broken. Anyway, you can’t really scroll down to the end of the homepage here, as it constantly refreshes itself.
What I Think of TheHun.net
Well, I blame the bottle of wine I consumed before I reviewed The Hun. I mean, there’s no way the site can look so outdated and disorganized unless my eyes and brain matter were at fault, right?
Anyway, The Hun has some stuff you might want to see or read, but is so badly designed I might volunteer to strap on a bomb and blow it up or something! If you are willing to overlook the poor choice of color, atrocious design, and migraine-inducing user interface, then this XXX site can have a lot to offer, from XXX galleries to riveting posts where you can learn a thing or two.
I wouldn’t recommend The Hun for all the chicken-fried steak in Phoenix, but I won’t forbid you from giving it an occasional look-see.