~ Pros ~
Lots of videos
Extensive language support
~ Cons ~
❌ Extremely dated site design
❌ Extremely limited site features
❌ Extremely limited content sorting options
❌ Content not actually hosted on the site
Fuck all you like, but there’s no denying that teen snatch is miles better than everything else. Even vestal virgins cannot compete here! The teen pussy I’ve wrapped my cock around tends to be rather tight, absolutely wet, and comfy enough to put the devil to sleep for all of eternity! So, you can’t blame me for emptying my bank account in appreciation whenever my legal-as-sin, but freaky-as-hell teen sluts let me ride them all night and beat their ovaries into shape with the hammer of my loins!
Now, it is not every day you come in contact with an XXX site that is focused on teen porn. You could imagine my surprise and joy when I came across Teen Snow or Teens Now?. Yeah, this pornsite is all about teens doing everything their momma warned them not to and getting lifted into the air and roasted by cocks even an adult rhino of marriageable age might shrink at!
So, here’s my Teensnow.com review. Read it and weep because you are not getting the kind of teen XXX action that I long have been drowning in!
Teensnow has a homepage that seriously lacks appeal. The design is dated and the background color -pale blue- makes you think that a hormonal teen slut on her period designed and colored the site for free! Or maybe she did that in return for a single solitary fuck! You never know with girls like that!
Now, the homepage is filled with extra-large image thumbnails of videos taken from Anal Teen Love, They Are New, We Punish Teens, and Teem Skeet69. Seriously, there’s no apparent need to make these video image thumbnails so big. Plus they lack titles or whatever.
Links to more teen porn sites are at the bottom of the page, just in case Teen Snow does not catch your fancy. And that can happen if you are not the snow-loving type!
Talking about snow, the site logo is perched atop the homepage. It is a snowman with a carrot for a nose and hopefully a steel dick. Tabs are absent and all that’s there apart from the site logo are links to what Teensnow says are the hottest teens in a month and a year. But there’s a language option at the top right of the homepage where you can choose from among at least 20 different languages.
Hang On To That Teen Slit!
See, when you get in touch with a tight and sweet teen slit, the right thing to do is to ensure it is you alone that is eating out of it. Once you do that, you gotta go for thanksgiving because fine teen pussy are getting scarce these days!
Now, there are like 223 pages of content on Teen Snow. That’s not too bad and I reckon there are tens of thousands of videos here.
That’s the good news. The bad news is that not even a single video is actually hosted on Teens Now. Yeah, Teen Snow is just a porn aggregator site and not a very good one either. Clicking on any video thumbnail will usually open it up on XVideos, or you might find yourself on a live cam site. That’s kinda cool, but not what I signed up for either.
What I Think of Teensnow
I am amazed at Teensnow and not in a pleasant way. The site to put it kindly is a shameful shambles. For one, its video image thumbnails are overly large and there’s no option to change this. And talking about options, there’s a very limited list of options on this site. About the only one worth talking about is the language option.
More, the site looks very dated, very uncool, and very undeserving of any consideration. I wouldn’t recommend Teen Snow to my enemy and I have too many of that for my sanity. And who the hell decided Teen Snow is a good name for a teen XXX site and gave it an old-school logo in the form of a snowman? Like for real? Exactly what’s sexy or appealing about a snowman? You ever dreamed of going down on a snowman or fucking his old lady, or even his sister/daughter?
All I can say here is that this site is an absolute joke- one so unfunny that I have no chance of cackling, even if it’s a matter of life and death. Teen Snow is a verified loser and even for a porn aggregator site disappoints on every frigging level. Fuck it and the teen slut it rode in on and fuck its snowman in the ass with a reindeer antler!