TabooFantazy.com
Read and get an eyeful of my Taboofantazy.com review for your free education. I’ve always had a fantazy for taboo porn but most sites promising it typically end up delivering content to make my dick crawl back in.
So, I’ve put on the robe that makes me look like a professor and I’ve got my special lotion that is only reserved for an educated wank like the type I wished to have while reviewing this site. I am gonna need some students so y’all better pay attention to this review.
Real Life Or Just A Fantazy?
If you’re trying to get on the homepage of this site then you better be prepared to receive a facial sponsored by Ads and this site’s owners who want to accumulate as much Ad money as possible. I was surprised to be hit with such intensity by Ads that said I could be shagging a local bitch in my area. The way they tailor-made the Ad to know my location makes me think that even if you were in the North Pole, the Ads would still tell you it has a match for you. Have fun fucking that polar bear though.
The thumbnails showed me what to expect on the site and it was looking like Studio-made taboo content was the main type of porn I could find on the porn site. I don’t know if I was expecting to see real relatives fucking each other till they create a monster of an offspring with 4 eyes and 6 butts. Whatever the case was, it was professionally made porn videos and the people fucking were unlikely to be related in any way or form apart from being in the smut-making family.
I looked through more of the homepage and the Ad: “Make a bigger penis in 14 days at home!” was following me everywhere. If I made my dick any bigger the only thing I’d be able to fuck is a volcano and I was not yet ready to take my sexual life to this level. The bottom of the page didn’t have any hidden surprises as I had hoped it would. I could only see where to find Frequently Asked Questions, and where to contact them in case you catch an STD on the site. Haha, I’m only kidding. Or am I?
Their search button was the next feature that I wanted to eye-fuck. I wanted to test if my favorite porn star had a taboo porn video. She didn’t have one but I was able to see other porn actresses that are worthy of you introducing to your meat. They were so many MILFs so you’ll have a field day if these types of women are your type. I saw a lot of videos that weren’t related to taboo porn so I had to go deeper into the site’s ass to get all the information I needed.
Taboo Porn Mixed With A Taboo Wank!
I looked into their menu to find out if the site was hiding any gems there. I saw a whole bunch of options but none particularly interested me. The categories got a pass because I needed to see what kind of smut I could wank to on the site. Some categories included; Age-play Porn, Aunt role play, Bathroom, BBW virtual sex, Blackmail taboo, Caught, etc. I was gonna try and list more but my dick was getting soft doing all that so I quickly went to find the best smut to check out.
I went for the BBW virtual sex category not because I’m the biggest lover of BBW but because the woman they used for the cover photo had a body that I would like to fuck even if a hurricane was approaching my bed with ferocity. When I got to the category, there were more women to see but they didn’t look like the woman that brought me there. So, I began the task of trying to find her to give her a piece of my wank. There were so many huge titties distracting and seducing the shit out of me.
I looked at the entire thumbnails on the first page of that category and I couldn’t find the woman that brought me there so I gave up and settled for the woman with the biggest tits that I could find. And that’s a life lesson for all of y’all: when feeling despair, find the biggest pair of tits to touch, fuck, fondle, kiss, titty-fuck, or motorboat and you’ll see that the despair is suddenly nonexistent. The video was supposedly about a mother and son running away to get married but I could only see her in the thumbnails.
Trying to get the video to load was like getting kicked in the balls by a wild stallion. It was painful! I clicked on the video to play so many times and each time I was taken to another page and shown a fresh set of Ads. Browsing on this site was like psychological warfare that I would only have a terrorist go through. It finally acted like it was gonna load and play but at the very last second, they said there was some network issue and I had to reload the video. I would’ve rather made out with a baboon than go through that again.
What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Taboofantazy
If you’re a huge fan of Ads then this site would give you an overdose. The site seems like the type that would pry open your eyes to watch an Ad even if you close them shut with a lot of force. If there weren’t so many Ads then I could’ve maybe fallen in love with the many content they have on the site. There were other good features but they were all tainted by the bad browsing experience the Ads caused. I would like to see more improvements before this site gets a recommendation from me.