~ Pros ~
One-click free downloads
Lit up with full-length videos
Jam-packed with content
~ Cons ~
❌ Lousy site design and look
❌ User options are average to terrible
❌ Average content quality
❌ No advanced search to help dig through the tens of thousands of content
Believe it or not, there is a porn site by the name of SxyPrn. It must be run by a Gen Z who daily smokes more dope than Snoop Dogg sees in a month and has a pet peeve for stuff that’s fully spelled out. Guys like that can fuck a menstruating owl and its mother-in-law and blame me for it!
Here’s my SxyPrn.com review, and best be warned that my one-eyed snake might find its way into y’all assholes if this review does not make y’all weep with glee!
Make Porn Sexy Again!
Well, SxyPrn.com sure does not look much like other sites I have been on. Exploring it to the fullest is however made difficult by the fact that even slightly breathing on this site will trigger pop-up ads. Yeah, you don’t have to click on anything for these ads to come to life. Just scrolling up and down the homepage will activate them and that can be very irritating.
As I said, this site is unlike any other I have seen in a while. It has a gray background, and there’s a basic search bar at the top left. The main tabs do not look like main tabs and the content image thumbnails that are arranged three per row are just filled with so much unnecessary stuff, including reaction emojis and weirdly colored details that make them look all shades of horrible. The stuff on these thumbnails reminds me too much of those sluts that like to put inches of makeup on their faces and when they sleep on your pillow, they leave enough powder there to douse a gas fire with!
Near the bottom of the site homepage, you get pornstar names, porn site names, and category thumbnails. Clicking on a pornstar or porn site name gets you pages filled with content about that particular star or studio. Similarly, clicking a category image thumbnail on the bottom of the homepage will get you pages filled with content that caters to that particular category.
So, the main tabs are Live, Porn Pix, Torrents, Porn Wall, Noti, Community, Playlist, Watch Later, Trends, Top POP, Top Viewed and Orgasmic. The latter presumably refers to the top-rated content, while the Top Viewed tab does what it says. The Trends tab lets you see what users have been searching for lately and at the time of this review, the top trending stuff are anal, home, MILF, big tits, and casting. The Watch Later tab only works if you are logged in and I tried to do that but failed. Similarly, the Playlist tab only works for those with an account on this site.
The Noti tab does not seem to do anything. The Porn Wall tab has a selection of content from varied members, while the Torrents tab takes you to the MyPorn Torrent page. As for the Porn Pix tab, it leads to SxyPix.com and that site is filled with hi-res pictures that can be zoomed in at will. As for Live and Community, there’s no live content on the Live tab and the Community tab is where you can check out site members and read their comments, plus watch the videos they uploaded.
Be Sexy If You Want It!
One thing that SxyPrn gets right is the quantity of content. There are 2,084 pages of videos here and that’s an impressive number. Even more impressive is the fact that just about every video is full-length and you gotta look hard to find a video under 20 minutes long.
Now, when you click either the Top View or Top POP tabs, you can sort the result by day, week, month, and all time. The Top Viewed stuff on the day of this review are as follows: How To Be Cool, The Coach Got Her Horny, No More Fashion, Stay At Home Boyfriend, I Don't Even Let My Boyfriend Cum In Me, I Tease You Cos I Like You and All Natural Big Tits Wife. The latter video is all about a four-eyed fella being cuckolded, He gets to watch as the delivery man uses a BBC to give his slutty wife the kind of fuck she never got from him.
And that, fellas, is a reminder to always marry a chick whose sky-high sex drive is a match for yours. Don’t go and get hitched to a log of wood who only doles out sex once a year and expects you to be done in 3 seconds. Fuck that shit!
While the BBC video ran to 34 minutes, the one about a chick not letting her boyfriend cum in her was over 90 minutes long. It is from a site known as Excogi.com and judging from the battering the pussy of the chick featured in the video was subjected to, she better have been paid tens of thousands in compensation, and a doctor better have been hired to wire her legs closed for a month at the least so that it can properly recover!
Anyway, I didn’t experience video playback issues during this review. That said, some large videos might take a while to load. Playback options are very limited and the quality is never stated. I would assess most videos to be of around 480p, but some appear to be of 720p quality.
Thankfully though, one-click downloads are enabled by default and that is something y’all might opt to make use of if you got hard drive space by the boatload. Videos can be rated and commented on, and there is a wide variety of emojis to express how a particular video made you feel.
What I Think Of SxyPrn
SxyPrn is packed to the rafters with sweet and full-length content. Unfortunately though, that haul is presented in a less-than-appealing manner, and the content thumbnails while information-packed are easily the worst looking I have seen in my life.
While this is not the most eyeball-soothing site, it is still worth a recommendation. Y’all can visit, ignore what you don’t like, pay the endless ads no mind, and fap gallons of white crude from y’all artillery pieces, plus do that with enough enthusiasm to make your grannies weep at the grand kids y'all are spilling on the floor!