Swipeturbate

Swipeturbate.com

    You’re here for my Swipeturbate.com review ain’t you? Don’t be shy, you’re in the right place. I am just about to review the fuck out of this site and you’re welcome to see if it is up to your standards.

    You are gonna see if this site is better than it sounds or if it is only good at copying the name of the popular sex cam site Chaturbate and twisting the words into something new. Either way, we’ll see if this site is a pain in the ass or a sweet rim job.

Checking Out Swipe To Nut!

    This site would be a morbidly obese woman who is still stuffing an unholy double burger down her throat. To put it simply, this site was filled with lots of pictures and you’ll have one hell of a task ahead of you if you decided to wank to every single piece of smut that you come across on the site. I had to see more about the site to give my judgment but so far I was impressed with the sheer number of smut that was free for any fapper to have some intimacy with.

    With these numbers of images, you can expect to see almost any image with a kink that you never even thought was humanly possible. You may even find some that would make you go look for a warm blanket and a good smoke. They managed to score another solid point with their diverse content. I wondered how much they could continue to impress me before they showed their true colors. It might be selfish but I wanted them to remain impressive.

    This site looked like Tinder’s estranged cousin. They had similar swipe features. How the site worked is by showing full pictures when you click on something you’re into and then you’ll be swiping the direction that shows that you either love the shit out of that image or that you want to clean your eyes and forget about everything that you had just seen. If you’re using a desktop then you’ll be enjoying a less better experience than if you were to use your Mobile phone.

Tinder’s Slutty Cousin Exposed!

    There are some things to be wary of when you’re on this site. You could have a full jerk-off session to some images and then come back another time for another session and find the same set of pics. I don’t know about anybody else but that would piss me the fuck off. Even with their huge number of pictures, they don’t get updated on time and you’ll probably have to wank to the same material or move on to other parts of the site for more action.

    Thankfully, the creators of the site are aware of that shit and that is why there is an option to randomize the full-screen images that appear in front of you. When you click on that option every image they show to you would be fresh and unlike the previous ones you’ve wanked to already. This just means you may not be getting the images showing the type of women you’re into and you’ll be shown a wider variety of them till you turn into a man that has no type at all and would probably fuck a fish.

    I wrote earlier about how different it would be to use a desktop computer for this site but the creators also managed to think of a solution for that too. Since swiping is harder to do from that computer you would have a better chance switching to their thumbnails mode where you can also randomize what they’re displaying for you to see. That was useful and I was impressed with the creators who liked to self-improve instead of suck themselves off.

Closing The Beef Curtain Of Swipeturbate!

    With the number of images on the site it can be hard to navigate the site and that’s where their Tags come in to try and save the day. When you click on the explore option you would be shown all the tags that have ever been on the site and from there you can start exploring what would make you cum bucket loads. The only issue you may have is how to find the tag section. Their icon for the tags is a magnifying glass. Anyone would think that’s where to search for smut instead.

    I may have enjoyed looking at the pictures but I couldn’t help but be pissed off about a persistent Ad that kept showing its ugly face every time I wanted to see a new pic. Sometimes when I clicked on it to get it off my screen I was taken to another page with another Ad waiting like the henchman itching for his turn. I would like to see them completely annihilate Ads if they want their site to be among the elite ones.

    The creators managed to impress me once more with the addition of a feature for saving images. Some wankers may fall in love with the images and wouldn’t wish to save it the regular way, that is where this site comes in and offer a solution. All you would have to do is create an account on the site and add them to your saved collection and wank away!

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Swipeturbate

    Swipeturbate was an exemplary site and I feel that a lot of porn site creators should take classes with the people running this site. I like how they always try to self-improve and offer solutions to issues that users may find on their site. Usually, all complaints fall on deaf ears but these guys might be listening. I also liked the fresh design of the site when compared to other sites for porn pictures. This site certainly gets a recommendation from me!