SummertimeSaga

SummertimeSaga.com

    It may or may not be summertime for y’all but you should be acquainted with my Summertimesaga.com review. I’ve been selected for the task of checking out this site and I gotta say, you’re in safe wanking hands.

    If you had a shit time in college and you weren’t getting any action, you could attempt to fall in love with this adult-orientated dating sim game. You’ll have to be patient though because I have to stick my meat in the site first.

A Saga Of College Tits And Pussies!

    I was ready to make this site my bitch but I wanted to be sure that it was worth my time. I had to get more info about it before getting serious with it. I read on the site that they were wholly funded by loyal Patreon wankers. That’s almost wholesome. So, what we have here is a site that is funded with cum money and the easier the site makes wankers jizz themselves, the more money flows into the creation of the site. It’s a win-win type of situation if you know what I mean.

    I found the design of the site to be attractive for many reasons. I liked the dark background and the vivid images I was seeing. There was a section for frequently asked questions and I commend that because anybody coming to the site would need pointers. There were screenshots of the gameplay posted to seduce you into playing the game immediately. There was also a list of fetishes that cater to almost every kinky wanker.

    I had to let y’all know some of the fetishes so here are some of them; Anal, Breastfeeding, Exhibitionism, Glasses, Gloryhole, MILF, Milking, Monster Girl, Muscle Girl, Harem, Mild BDSM, etc. I could’ve written more but I was too busy wondering what the fuck is a Mild BDSM. I could only imagine that it meant that instead of the character having his nuts stepped on with high heels, the woman would tickle the balls instead. That sounds mild and distressing at the same time.

    I checked their menu to see what I would be served up. I saw the following options; About, News, Download, Translations, Rewards, Wiki, Discord, and Stream. I liked rewards, especially rewards that lead to happy endings, you can ask the ladies at the local Asian massage parlor and they’ll tell you. I went to check it out but they needed me to sign up for their main site and I wasn’t feeling that adventurous. I wanted to learn more about the game.

Finding The Site’s G-spot!

    I wanted to know what being a Patreon supporter of the game would gain me so I looked for some info. I finally found it. They said you’ll be able to gain exclusive rewards like; Private download servers, wiki access, bug tracker, the right to vote on future content, upcoming scene spoilers, etc. They make sure that you become a stakeholder in their business of pleasure when you become a Patreon supporter. That doesn’t sound bad to me if the game is good. 

    The game’s biggest perk is its interactivity. It also has a natural kind of vibe because it involves participating in whatever plot is being woven and the chances are that there are gonna be hot young ladies and your “school mates”. It is the sort of game where you took chances with the characters you meet there that make you want to fuck their brains out. Within those experiences is the chance to have sex with these ladies. So essentially, you’ll get to complete objectives while attempting to drain your simulated balls.

    If you expect to hear sounds in the game and spoken conversations then you’ll be waiting till your dick falls off. There is absolutely no voice acting going on in the game. Still, you’ll be able to hear some music that plays through the game. Lower your expectations if you expect to hear Metal, Pop, or Rap. What you’ll likely get is some elevator music. Since the game is more of a visual one, you won’t even notice the music or lack of it.

    The game is known to be addictive for those who end up liking the gameplay. So you might wanna take it easy and only play when your blue balls are itching for some simulation action. I found the site to be decent and acceptable. I was interested in playing the game some more but I had to remind myself that I have a harem full of real bitches to fuck and I had no jizz to waste before my noble task was complete.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Summertime Saga

    This game sure was great to review because it had the distinction of being a site with hardly any issues. The game was fun even though I worried that it could get boring at some point. It was easy to tell that the creators of the game weren’t sitting by a round table jerking each other off. I thought I would be wasting my time but I had real fun. I would be glad to see them continuously make positive upgrades to the game so players can wank to new and improved features.