SexU

SexU.com

    Someone told me about Sexu and I immediately thought they were a university somewhere in Florida. Don’t blame me for being so dumb, because there are a lot of weird-name American universities out there that sound like they were pooped out of a constipated butt on the early Monday morning after an all-weekend party!

    Once I did my research I discovered that Sexu is actually a porn site with a mix of amateur and pro content. Here’s my Sexu.com review. Read it and go see if there’s a coed willing to let you touch her right where she pees and won’t tell mama after!

Clean And Cum-Filled!

    I might be going blind from wanking too much every day, but I can still confidently tell you that Sexu.com has one of the cleanest site designs I have come across recently. The design here is A-class in its simplicity and the minimalistic elements are eye-catching. Content thumbnails look to be thrice the size of what I have seen on other sites and that makes the site homepage look so expansive and welcoming you could stare at it all night without getting eye fatigue. Yeah, I really love this site design and would delight in seeing it emulated by other sites.

    User options aren’t too many here and that’s not so good. You get upload and sign-up buttons at the top right and there are two separate dark and light mode buttons. Normally, the homepage is on light mode, with a white background that looks more fetching than the shaven teen cunt that sat on me for an hour last week! But you can switch this to the dark mode at anytime and this option is always good to have.

    Signing up is free of course and extremely fast too. All you gotta do is provide your email, chosen nickname, and password and they will send a verification link to your email in less than 5 seconds. Click on this and you become a verified member who can upload stuff, comment on content, and more.

    The majority of user options on Sexu are at the extreme top right of the homepage, just next to the basic search bar and site logo. There you get to see a trio of small horizontal lines that are equidistant from each other. Click on this to expose more user options than you can shake a used condom at! I like this kind of feature, as putting user options in such a relatively hidden and single locale leaves the homepage clean and makes it more attractive.

     Options found in the trio of horizontal lines I just yakked about include New, Trending, Hall of Fame, Engaging, Categories, Pornstars and Channels, plus History, Favorites, and Watch Later. The Channels option is packed near to the rafters! Options here mean you can easily sort through the extensive collection of XXX channels alphabetically, by the number of videos they have and by popularity. Brazzers, Family Strokes, Mom XXX, Czech Casting, Sis Loves Me, Sell Your GF and Teeny Black are just a very small sample of what you can find here. There are actually 5 pages full of XXX channels, and if I said I have heard of most of these I would be telling the biggest lie of this century!

    While the number of channels here is wild, there’s no channel bio or stat page. That’s a bigger letdown than I expected it to be. Maybe I need to dial down my expectations for this site.

    Anyway, you get 44 pages of pornstars when you click the relevant tab. These too lack bio and stat pages and are of all races, sex, and ethnicity. You could call them a mini-United Nations, though I am yet to see a United Nations that is as intent as fucking themselves up like these!

    Hardcore Blowjob, Farting, Boy, Gym, Nylon, Turkish and Perfect tits offer you a glimpse at the 5 pages of categories on Sexu.com. Sorting these categories alphabetically, by popularity and number of videos is allowed too. And by the way, it still blows my mind that there are fellas who get off on chicks farting in their face. Not to criticize, but that’s so pervy it should be as illegal as fucking a tilapia!

    Now, the Engaging Video option will spoil you with multiple pages of the most interesting videos on Sexu, the Hall of Fame option has the best porn videos on this platform, while the Trending option loads up the best trending videos. On the Engaging, Hall of Fame, and Trending pages are advanced sorting options that let you sort videos according to when they were uploaded, their duration, and popularity, as well as the emojis that site members used to react to the content. The latter feature is so rad I lack the words to describe it and I am normally the most talkative guy on my block!

Hot Sex With Fine Cunts!

    Sexu videos are 7 minutes long on average and calling them full-length would be a crime against humanity! Playback quality is user adjustable and varies from 240p to 720p. Direct downloads are enabled too, as are content ratings and comments. Updates happen daily and I didn’t expect otherwise. Some videos have links that let you get their full version at the site they came from and that’s just peachy. Playback is generally smooth, but you might face buffering if your internet connection is less than solid.

    Trending video titles here include slutty stuff like Man Accidentally Creampies Innocent Stepdaughter, Plumber Comes To Help, Nubile Films- Sensual Cock Ride For Tiny Blonde Teen, and Cute Indian Teen Fucked By Grandpa. I kind of accidentally beat my meat to the first video on this sample list and it sure as hell is sweeter than its title makes out! The video opens with a rather sweet girl lying on a bed. Her dad comes in and starts rubbing her back and ass. He eventually takes off her panties, revealing her bubble butt and thicc thighs. She goes to the bathroom, comes back dressed in undies, sucks her dad’s dick, and gets a doggy fuck that gets her giggling like a schoolgirl whose sense of humor is attached to her right ovary!

    Well, this video is amateur XXX at its finest, and while it’s quite good, it does feel more like a compilation of the same girl and guy than a single video of them doing getting intimate. But nothing is gonna make me forget the smile of this chick and her fat booty that looks like a cured wheel of cheese!

What I Think of Sexu

    Well, this sex university got me all charmed up! While it doesn’t seem to have any full HD or 4K content, it does have a spectacular site design, and videos look so good and play so well you would never notice their relatively poor quality unless you are the type of fella who’s addicted to full HD and 4K smut on the likes of XVideos and Cum4K!

    Yeah, I recommend Sexu and might start going to school there this summer!