SexEmpire

Sex-Empire.org

    You’re invited to read my Sex-empire.tv review. If a real empire is founded on the blood, sweat, and tears of the soldiers, then a sex empire is founded on the Semen, Sweat, and Fap of the hardworking wankers. Today, I’m gonna shoulder the responsibility of marching into this site to see if my meat approves.

    So, I’m gonna need my soldiers to join me for this task and that’s where you guys cum along. I’ll be checking attendance so be sure to read this review to the very last word.

A Sex Empire Isn’t Built In One Day!

    I got on the site and it was darkly themed and it also remained dark to me because I didn’t understand a word of what was being written. I didn’t understand the alphabet too but I recognized the Russian flag proudly kept on the top of the site. Since it was a Russian porn site, no one will call you a bigot for getting as much protection as you can. If possible, jerk off with a condom on your dick in case any Red virus ends up crawling its way into your pee hole and destroying it.

    Even though it’s wise to be wary of Russian-made things, I’ve never been worried about Russian women since they all look so damn beautiful and I often wish they would have a ballerina dance on my dick. The women in the thumbnails who were shown to me looked sexy even if the sex movie looked vintage. Some videos had “HD” or “FullHD” on them so you would know that you aren’t gonna watch a video that looks like it was filmed by a T-Rex in the Jurassic period.

    After using my browser’s auto-translation feature, I could read Russian as easily as any red-blooded Russian person. Their videos were divided into sections on the homepage. I had finished checking out some thumbnails in the “New Porn Movies” section and my classy cock also checked out the “Classic” section. There were more sections like “Porn Parodies” but I was much too tired to list all of them. My goal was to stick my tongue into all the important holes the homepage could offer me.

    The bottom of the page had the typical features you would find in any porn site, from East to West. They had a semi-long text about how everyone watches porn and how they aren’t afraid to do so like in the past. They also praised their porn site but I didn’t expect them to tell me it’s shitty in the first place. At the bottom of the page, I could see where to look at their sections and where to search for a video or porn star of your choice. You would have to hope they have the video you searched for because I didn’t see any of the regular porn actresses I’ve beaten my meat to previously.

Cumming Together For The Empire!

    The total number of videos available on the site at the time of writing this review was 9046. I knew this because they showed it to me on their site. That is not a bad amount of content but it isn’t so good either. If I was in a bunker for a week and I had enough lotion, I could wank to all of the videos they have on the site, twice. Since there are mostly long videos available you will need to have a long attention span and a private part that is fine with being aggressively hard for about 1 hour 40 minutes sometimes.

    I looked into their menu to see what I could be served. I saw a list of some of the Porn Studios that have their content available to watch online. I didn’t know almost all of them so it might mean they aren’t worthy of checking out. They had a list of some Western Countries. I’m guessing they’ll show porn videos originating from those countries. The Russians certainly like to wank to their adversary's porn content when their red balls are starting to go blue.

    The section for parodies was a section that intrigued me because I like to laugh while stroking my meat when I see the terrible titles they usually come up with. I immediately saw a classic porn movie named “Throbbing Hood” and knew that I was in the right place. I didn’t find any content I would like to check out there so I went back to find the hot ladies I saw on the homepage. The very first thumbnails I saw showed me a sexy blonde woman was my choice.

    I was taken to another page where I saw details about the video. I saw when the movie was made and where it was made. It was a US-made porn video and it was a little funny how I still managed to check that out even though I was on a Russian site. The video played after I had to endure a 10-second Ad. The video was truly in HD so at least the site isn’t made of lies. I couldn’t watch the full video because the job always cums first and wrapping up this review was for all of our benefit.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Sex-Empire

    Sex-empire was a fun ride. Of course, it wasn’t the best porn movie site there was but I could smell effort and that’s what we all like to perceive when we are wanking on any porn site. I met a few Ads when I wanted to watch a video but these Ads weren’t super intrusive and my video-watching experience was relatively smooth. Overall, I find the site to be decent, especially for those who are interested in free long porn movies.