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    My Segavideo.com review is here to tell us about Italy, the land of romance, opera, history, a whole lot of things I can’t pronounce correctly.

    But forget the Colosseum, the pasta because I just found a different type of action, and my God, it looks intense. My libido led me here. Dive in with me, and let’s see what smut we can find with my segavideo review below.

Some hot spicy Italian smut to go with my pasta

    Many things in life make me question my choices. Eating gas station sushi, trusting a fart after Tacos Tuesday, but nothing prepared me for the rollercoaster of emotions this Italian porn site threw at me. From the moment I landed the homepage, I knew I had entered the adult entertainment version of a haunted house.

    Exciting at first, but that excitement quickly descended into terror and regret. The black background gives a sleek vibe, and the pink title is a rather bold move, making it look like a high-end strip club instead of the digital landfill I was about to dig through.

    A drop-down menu with tantalizing options like categories, new, popular, albums, live cams, the community option, and even a content uploading feature because nothing screams quality control like getting random dudes to contribute to the smut feast. This should be where things go south faster than my last relationship.

    But the moment I clicked, the trap was sprung, and pop-ups exploded like gunfire in a mob shoot-out. One minute I was looking at ass and the next am registering at a casino website asking me to deposit 100 dollars for my first spin. Another click and I am being coerced to buy an all-round enlargement cream that will change my life – I bet it will.

Contents Look Hot but not without some cock blocks

    The search button is just below the title bar, mocking you with the false promise of convenience, but good luck finding what you came here for or another that you might like. The whole home page below is lined with sexy looking video thumbnails that show details of the video like quality, duration, number of views, number of likes, and date it was posted. The video titles are warm, interesting, and inviting.

    You get a treat when you click on a video; buffering moves at the speed of a snail in quicksand, and don’t get me started on the rewind. You tap back 10 seconds, and suddenly you’re two minutes behind where you were; you try to scroll forward, and you’re watching the credits. It’s porn purgatory; you can’t move forward or backward, all you can do is keep watching and questioning your life choices.

    Below the video is a text description of the video that helps you make the final decision to fap to the video or not. The comments, too, are not left out, and it’s refreshing to read what other people think about the filth you just watched or are about to watch.

    Some of the content is good, well shot, well performed HD shit that you almost forget you’re on a website that redirects you to malware infested hell every three clicks. Others make me want to delete my browsing history and go outside for fresh air. It’s a mixed bag of top-tier filth, and WTH is this?

Raw dogging the red light district of Italia with my genitalia

    Navigating this site can be a bit hard at first because it is in Italian, did I pick ‘anal’ or ‘animated’? Who the fuck knows? My browser translate feature helped, and it was easy from then on, as the site has a simple design and is not too complex to understand.

    The daily content upload is crazy! That is more daily drops than my balls in puberty. What I cannot understand is a new video every day but still no rewind. They’re working hard but not smart. The video quality toggle option on the videos saved my fap. I clicked on a video that I thought was promising but looked like it came from a potato camera. I changed the pixel quality, and it was a lot better.

    Segavideo.com tells you that you’re a loser if you don’t follow on Instagram. So what’s it for you? Follow or stay a loser? Guess I am a proud loser; at least I still have my dignity, barely. The vast categories and millions of videos on this site is more than enough for me, it’ll be greedy to want their instagram too because nothing says class like scrolling past a cousin’s wedding pic to see assholes in 4K.

    This site screams and represents amateurs in every sense. If you’ve ever wondered what porn would like if it was shot by a 16 year old who just borrowed his dad’s camcorder, then take a seat.

What The Porn Guy thinks of Segavideo.com

    This site has categories for days, and I’ll give them that. Whatever weird fantasy you have is probably here, and if you want to see something in 4K, good luck cos you might watch in whatever quality the site decides to give you. The buffering is a nightmare, the ads are straight-up cock blocks from hell, and don’t even get me started on the fact that I need Google translate to navigate this smut. If you have a good eye, you’d be able to filter the good smut on this site that’ll eventually convince you that it was worth your time. If you want variety, welcome. But if you want good porn without ads, buffering and existential regret, look elsewhere.