Ruleporn Homemade Review
~ Pros ~
Free video downloads
~ Cons ~
❌ Lame site design
❌ Lacks advanced search
❌ Short videos
❌ Wack video quality
❌ Poor site features and playback options
It is like my guys at Ruleporn want everyone to know that porn rules everything and brings in billions of smackeroos yearly. Or are they anally obsessed with the many formal and informal rules that govern the making and distribution of smut and want to shit out some new rules to revolutionize the sector? Well then, good luck to them and the wooden wagon they rolled in on!
Here’s my Ruleporn.com review by the way. The site deals in nothing but amateur XXX and God knows we can always use more of that!
Fuck The Rules and Your Fist Too!
Well, at first glance it sure does not seem like Ruleporn is here to break any rules and guide wankers in a new direction. Proof of that is in its site design, which is as conventional as a chaste kiss between two virgin sisters who have yet to gobble up boners, though they sure will be doing enough of that later to choke them up!
The site design here is extremely conventional and not something I would call attractive. It makes use of deep black as the background color and that can be tiring to look at for long. With no Light mode to switch to, I got bored quickly here and something like that shouldn’t be happening on websites in this frigging century.
Ruleporn is also very conventional in the way it sets out site features. There are videos currently being watched near the top of the page, some new content a little way down, and a selection of the most popular content at the bottom of the page. Video thumbnails on the site do not have that glossy glow I tend to run my mouth about, but all have a rating, runtime, and title. The number of accumulated views and the content quality is indicated also provided it is HD.
Now, the top right of the page has a big red Upload button. Only members can upload stuff, but there are Login and Free Registration buttons at the top right.
It didn’t take me up to 30 seconds to register for free here and once in I could make friends and send them messages, plus upload any amateur video of me fucking the local pastor’s wife that I feel up to! And oh, direct downloads are available, but for members only and a Member tab where you can directly hook up with members is lacking. Thus, to chat up members, you gotta click on the names of content posters and then decide whether or not to add them to your friend list and send them private messages.
The main sorting options on Ruleporn are at the top left of the homepage. These are the Home, Photos, Categories, Top Porn Sites, and Contact tabs. A search bar is below the site logo at the top left and it is as basic as a roll in the hay with the local slut. Beneath this is a vertical list of XXX categories, plus friends of this site. These “friends” are of course amateur porn sites and porn review sites and there are a few on the list that I have never heard of.
Wank And Rule Your World!
There are 32 pages of photo galleries in Ruleporn and that’s not too bad. Both photos and GIFs are available once you make the trip to the Photos tab and if you are logged in you can rate, share and comment on content, with direct downloads not available. Sample titles in the Photo section include the following: Horny MILF Enjoys Interracial Sex, More Pictures Of A Whore, Petite Chick Gets Super Horny and Naughty Camera Slut.
Supported XXX amateur categories on Ruleporn include Asian, Black, Blonde, Group, Masturbating, and Wife, with the Brunette category having the most content at 6K plus. I’m not sure how many amateur XXX videos are on this site, but I would stake my savings on their being considerably less than 40K.
And talking of content, most videos on the site are very much under 10 minutes and HD videos are not as common as I would have liked. Something I also did not like is that content quality is non-user adjustable and playback options are essentially zero. That said, when watching videos, you can skip ahead by tapping on the multiple screenshots that chronicle the ongoing action.
Sample video titles include the following: Chubby Huge Ass Wife Takes Deep Pounding By BBC, Sexy Teen Gal Is Banged Hard Doggy Style, Beautiful Round Ass Girlfriend Ass-Fucked In Stand Up Pose and Petite Asian Hot Babe Drilled Roughly. The Beautiful Round Ass Girlfriend video ran for 5 minutes and the action consisted of a girl with a bubble butt holding onto a wall and sticking her ass out so it could get drilled to the bone by a bit of plunging cock. The Sexy Teen Gal video, on the other hand, was just 60 seconds long and up for view was a pretty young girl face-down on a bed, while a slim, bearded, and tattooed guy slapped her booty and fucked moans and cum out of her cunt.
Videos on Ruleporn.com load admirably fast and play without issues. They can also be shared on varied social media and the content update frequency is quite regular. But like I previously said, playback options here are a disgrace.
What I Think Of Ruleporn
The only reason this site makes sense is that there are quite a lot of amateur XXX content on it that I don’t think you might find anywhere else. Its lack of site features and user options hobbles it quite severely though. But if you don’t care about that and are not obsessed with watching full HD videos, then I am pretty sure that you and Ruleporn would be very pleased to make each other’s acquaintance. So, have at it!