Rotelaterne

Rotelaterne

    They might not look it, but when the door is closed, the windows shut and the neighbors are busy with something else, Germans sure can fuck like the freaky fellas they are! Yeah, forget how reserved they appear and how some of the ladies and gents you see in the country look like they piss ice water on the regular, these people still got blood running through their veins and can get nastier than the nymphos down my block who can fuck like rabbits while standing on their head!

    If Germans are not drinking beer, they are drilling an escort or two and there’s quite a bit of escorts and escorts sites in the country. And if you are going to Germany and need a warm pussy to keep your dick warm, might I suggest that you read this Rotelaterne.De review from start to finish. Sure, I can’t say Rotelaterne without thinking of a rottweiler, but this appears to be one of the better escort sites in Germany that has its shit screwed down tighter than the panties guarding the moist entrance of a nun’s cunt!
Anyway, here’s my Rotelaterne De review.

A Model Of An Escort

    On Rotelaterne.De, there are both escorts and models. I am not all that sure why the distinction is there since both offer much the same services. But then it might be that models on this German escort site actually work as models by sashaying around hotel rooms with the cocks of their customers rattling around in their pussy! At least that’s what I think is happening, but you all are welcome to put me right!

    Anyway, time to find out what escorts on Rotelaterne charge and if you can afford it without having to raid your inheritance fund! Or be forced to sell your house and boat, and pimp out your significant other to oak tree woody owners like me!

    Oh no! Time for some major disappointment! You and I know that there are escort sites in Germany and elsewhere around the world that have a policy of not showing the rates their escorts charge for services rendered. Well, Rotelaterne seems to be just one of these sites. Sure, there are loads of sweet and arousing escort Germany profiles here, but you won’t have a single clue as to how much they charge.

    I guess you are supposed to call up these escorts Germany and tell them that you have a hardwood in your pant that you want to find a new home for or something, and phone numbers plus Whatsapp details are provided for that purpose. But listing the service rates would save everyone's time, especially since potential clients won't have to spend money calling up escorts in Germany whose profiles are listed on the site, only to hear that what they charge per hour is enough to rent a Dubai penthouse and the gullet of a Dubai princess for the week!

    Anyway, escorts in Germany usually charge from 100 to 500 Euros -$109- $548- for an hour of fun and that should be the case with the escorts on Roterlaterne. You can book some of these babes for 10, 15, 30, and 45 minutes at a time and pay less than that, but do expect to spend around a hundred Euros to bury your boner in them and ask them who their daddy might be, all while choking the cum and spit out of them tight holes these chicks are always advertising!

    Up for fun? Then give these German escorts a call now!

Sweet Pussies All Over The Place!

    Yeah, there appear to be plenty of sweet pussies on Rotelaterne. If only I could get these chicks to pee in my morning coffee and sit on my face till I am blue in the face and hard enough to give diamonds a run for their money!

    Now, most escorts Germany on this escort site look high-class and professional. I would assess their quality as above average. The majority have professionally shot images on their profile galleries and are down for almost anything the human mind can think up.

    Escort image galleries can be browsed through in something approaching a slideshow format. Usually, there’s a large image on show at the top of each escort page and smaller image thumbnails below it. A click on any of these image thumbnails will get them showcased at the top, which sounds to me like a roundabout way of doing things. Yeah, an actual slideshow button, or Next and Previous buttons, plus a screen that’s completely filled with the image thumbnail you just clicked on would have been better.

    German escort profiles on the site have one or two numbers. The first number usually links you to their Whatsapp, while the second number is for calling them up and inquiring as to whether or not their pussy is occupied at the moment, or very much up to hosting you and your dick! Some profiles here have just the phone number, and some only list a Whatsapp number, while most have both.

    Escorts Germany profiles on this site usually list the addresses of the escorts concerned, languages spoken, and services rendered, and include a short bio. But the details on each profile vary widely and some escorts will only provide their address, phone number, and instructions to call them up.

    Near the bottom of all escort profiles here is an oval sign and a search bar. Once you click on the profile thumbnail of any escort here and like what her photo gallery looks like, plus the kind of services she’s willing to render, you can enter your precise location in Germany, click on the circular sign, and get precise directions on Google Maps to where the escort is located. That’s awesome!

    And lest I forget, this is a German escort site that mainly caters to fuckers and wankers in Germany. As such, the default site language is German. That said, I have come across a few escort profiles that are in English. Just how that came about remains to be explained.

    An example of such profiles is that of an escort named Sofia. She’s a Munich escort who describes herself as bold, confident, and willing to spoil you silly. Sofia is as beautiful as her name, speaks fluent English, and offers services like stripteasing, masturbation, and verbal instructions as to what you can do with your engorged cock!

    There’s also Nataly, another Munich escort. This one is a polyglot and speaks German, English, French, Italian, Romanian, and Spanish. She’s a 165cm tall Latina beauty with a bubble butt, plus breasts that are big and succulent enough to put a cardinal in trouble! She does both home and hotel visits and can talk dirty to you till it seems that you have an exploding cannon in your shorts that you better get rid of if you want to live long!

Sucking It The German Way!

    Did I tell you that you need translating software for Rotelaterne? Well, you do, because there’s no language option here and the default language is German. If you can speak that, then I am buying you a drink the next time I am in town! Now, it is time to take a look at the homepage and website design of this German escort site.

    There are lots of ads on the homepage and some of these are of the flashy kind that makes you want to have an epileptic fit! The homepage design is average but functional and white is used as the background color. A nice touch here is the red lamp used as the Home button. Tabs include Webcams, Telephone Sex, Jobs, New Additions, Models, Massages, Clubs & Co, Escorts, Bizarre, and Trans and that’s varied enough.

    A few ads for live webcam performers and escorts are at the bottom of the homepage, and there are content filtering options near the top that lets you search for escorts or anything else featured on this site by state/region and distance from you. I am not a fan of the website design, but it works though and stuff loads fast here, so there’s not much aside from the cluttered homepage and plentiful ads to carp about.

What I Think

    Rotelaterne.De impresses me the same way a kid having an epic tantrum at the candy shop does! The site has some distracting ads, relatively few escorts, and no language option. On the flip side, its escorts appear to be of high quality and there’s an advanced search feature for ferreting them out.

    Still, I would have to be drunker than a skunk at a Sunday brunch and higher than a kite on crack to recommend this site. Look elsewhere if you can.