RedWap Massage
I am an advocate of porn sites having names that are at least a little indicative of what they do and what they are about. Like when you hear about ThePornGuy, no one needs to tell you the name refers to someone with an encyclopedic knowledge of the world of porn, who assuredly buys Vaseline by the truckload and takes his right hand to dinner each Valentine!
Anyway, Redwap is a porn site that could have been named after the collective moon flow of the female inhabitants of your town, or communists in love with bloody Mary’s, and it needs a name change to reflect its porn-loving origins. But that can wait till this Redwap Massage XXX review of mine is done! Yeah, this is a review of the massage section of Redwap, and you better tune in with zeal or there will be no new pussy for you this week!
It’s Raining Red Pussies!
Redwap is Redwap. By that, I mean that it has a firmly average site design with not even the faintest hint of eye candy. The stuff here is done by the book and in the most boring fashion too and I am not a fan of sites like that which do nothing to brighten up my day.
So, you get a black background here, with a few porn sites listed atop the page, plus a basic search bar and the site logo at the top left. The top of the page also has social media icons and these lets you share content and connect with Redwap on social media.
Now, I would say that Redwap has thousands of massage XXX videos, but the exact number is something I cannot calculate. The way the site is set up, you can only advance by two pages and that means counting the total number of massage XXX pages and the amount of porn that should be on them is not easy to do. I reached page 50 before giving up and wouldn't at all be surprised to learn that this difficulty in navigating from page 1 to the last is intentional and set up to conceal how much porn is on the site. And yeah, there are porn sites that deliberately pull this shitty movie.
Anyway, the bottom of the massage XXX page on Redwap.TV is filled with related search terms like Lesbian Massage, Massage Anal, Nuru Massage, and Massage Orgasm, plus names and links of hundreds of XXX sites, most of which are news to me. These search terms should come in handy for when you are stumped and need inspiration as to what massage-related smut to search for and cum to.
Massage Till Thy Kingdom Cum!
In case you didn't get the memo, here’s me on record stating that Redwap has a shitty overall design and extremely basic features. Sorting options for example are limited to the Categories, Best, and New tabs, plus the basic search bar. If you are in the Massage XXX section, filtering options consist of Duration and Best or New. The first of these lets you check out all content or only the longest, while the Best or New aims to spoil you with the best or newest content.
As for the content update frequency, that is something I have zero idea about because dates are not listed on any page. That is a shady but common tactic some XXX sites use to prevent nosy fellas from knowing how seriously or otherwise they take content updates. Yeah, it is not pretty, but since there is no law against it, you can be sure such practices will continue till pigs start doing acrobatics down there with my man Satan!
Sample XXX titles include the following: Oiled Babe Looking Absolutely Mind-blowing During The Missionary Sex, Anal Happy Ending With The Massage Beauty On His Table. Cock Hungry Brunette Anna Rose Enjoys Having Sex With Her Client, Hot Massage Ends In Crazy Anal Fuck and Busty Thai Chick Gets Oiled Pussy Massage. Redwap hosts some videos but not all and clicking the Play button either lets you watch videos on Redwap or on the site it was obtained from.
The Busty Thai Chick video was fairly short at 6 minutes. It opened with a nude girl on a table being given a pussy/body massage. The masseur lets his fingers do the talking and in the closing minutes gives the Thai slut a woody to bite on and a cock to sit on. She looked pleased with what was happening, too!
There was another video titled Massage Rooms Big Tits Lesbian Enjoys Hot Blonde Sex that I liked. It was captioned and 11 minutes long. Of the 2 girls featured in this porn clip, one had freckles and was plump, curvy, busty, and toned. The other was a cute and beautiful blonde who seemed to know a lot about massages and physiotherapy. They ended up nude, kissing and touching each other, and moaning like they saw a BBC on a platter heading their way!
Now, there are essentially zero playback options here. Some videos however have direct download links and you can download stuff in either HD or 480p quality. Of course, with zero playback options you cannot change the default content quality or the playback speed.
There were no playback issues during my time on the site. However, the fact that you don’t know ahead of time if you will be able to watch any particular video on Redwap or will be redirected to another site is frustrating.
What I Think Of Redwap Massage
Would you dip your woody into the hole of the village slut who never baths, has no teeth, and has been fucked by every guy with a schlong within a 100-mile radius? Or would you rather go for a supermodel type who can cook your favorite dishes in the middle of the night if you asked and fuck your brains down the shower when needed? In this fictional scenario, Redwap is of course the village slut, while the supermodel babe is any high-end porn site that takes its job seriously and is packed with full HD and even 4K content.
Of course, you are free to make your choice, but as for me, I want nothing to do with Redwap and would rather go play peekabooty with the supermodel down the road!