Rule34

r/Rule34

    Not all of us love to obey rules and whatnot. But them rules don’t give a shit about your feelings and they will still apply no matter the lack of concern you give about their existence.

    As to rule 34, I have no idea who came up with it, but it does state that there’s porn of all sorts out there and it is our sworn duty to honor all that smut with as much cock milking as is safe and practical! The cops and emergency personnel would of course be notified if any of you failed to get your cock out, dip it in your Vaseline jar, and hand over matters to your right hand
And guys, there’s a subreddit by the name of r/Rule34 that’s deeply interested in spreading the wanking message wide and near. Here’s my r/Rule34 review. Reading it and weeping for sure is the rule!

Reddit Rule34 Is Our Commandment To Fuck!

    r/Rule34 does a lot to look the part of a crazy and fun place. The background here is subtly different from what you will see in other subreddits and the subreddit name and motto are pasted right atop the page. The motto says “If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions” and that seems so true that I am gonna go searching for original XXX images of Adam and Eve here and look forward to finding out what serpent Eve was riding while nude asf in the Garden of Eden! My money is on it being a Latina anaconda, with a hardcore veined BBC being the second pick!

    There’s what looks like a blurred image of a sweet-looking booty serving as the header up where the site name and motto have taken up residence and the logo here shows a fattish bitch nude and lying down somewhere ready to receive her daily dose of dick. Based on her demeanor and fat ass, she looked quite ready to fuck herself in the ass with a hairbrush handle, or might be already sitting on a pestle for all I know! Hell, she looked just about ready for a BBC-only orgy and I wouldn’t be very surprised if her cunt was made of adamantium!

    Now, the available user options are a more varied than you will find on most other subreddits. You can check out new, top, and hot posts. The wiki section is full of rules and whatnot, and a currently invalid Discord link is provided. The About Community box states that this subreddit was created in July 2008, with it boasting 2.8 million card-carrying members and 3.9K of them having enough gumption to be online during this review. Those are some serious numbers for sure and subreddits this big and old deserve respect.

    There are some basic content filtering options on the right of the page, plus some significant user options, including one for advanced search and another marked “Gallery View”. The latter will when clicked take you to Reddxxx.com/r/Rule34, where content on this subreddit can be accessed in a much more convenient and eye-grabbing manner. Better don’t visit r/Rule34 without checking out the Gallery View and I can assure you it is more than worth it.

One Cock To Rule Them All!

    Reddit Rule34 has zero issues when it comes to hourly and speedy content updates. This is actually one of the few subreddits to impress with how rapidly new stuff is being cranked out and if it were a porn studio, it could be scooping up industry awards by the booty ton and making the likes of Tiny 4K so jealous they hire petite ninja assassins to off the r/Rule34 mods with gas generated from smelly cunts and fartful assholes!

    Peach or Daisy, Aquo and Satou Kuzuma, Purah Flexing Her Big Round Eyes, Nejire’s Workout, Jamie Lee Coitus, Fiona Wants Loid’s Attention, and Velma Dibkley were among the top contents at the time of this review. The Velma Dibkley thing was of peerless quality, numbered 18 pictures and had a model type with bazoongas cosplaying as Velma. Her cunt happened to be one of those picture-perfect types, though her booty is small for the kind of girl I am seeing. This Velma sure can spread it and who knows what might happen if we ever stumbled across each other and I had a woody in my hand that I felt like throwing into a meaty cupboard or tunnel!

    The Jamie Lee Coiutus thing is a hentai GIF tease of a chick taking off her top, while Aqua and Satou Kuzuma was all about a couple of petite folks doing the doggy style on a meadow and can the girl arch or what! She’s petite though and I will leave the question of whether she’s underage or not and focus on how greedily she was bringing her ass back to meet the woody that was plunging inside her!

    So fellas, while r/Rule34 does not advertise itself as a hentai-oriented subreddit, it does pack an overwhelming majority of that stuff, plus cosplays, comics, fan artwork, and the like. This is not the place to see Kim K’s nudes, or videos of ThePornGuy fucking skittles out of Billie Eilish and the Three Musketeers!

What ThePornGuy Thinks Of Reddit Rule 34

    r/Rule 34 might take some getting used to for some of us, but it is a hell of a place filled with more interesting content than I am used to seeing in a month. And I do love just how option-packed it is, with a few of these options not having been previously encountered on Reddit. Particularly noteworthy is the gallery view here that allows better and easier access to content than is possible on Reddit itself.

    Yes, r/Rule34 is a peach and you are free to get it bookmarked if its content is the kind that makes you breathless and in the mood to put me in your will!